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Ministry of Internal Order silent on claims of rogue cybernetic arms
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Shirley Serious
Gutter Press
#1 - 2013-11-16 15:35:08 UTC
With the murder of an Ardishapur Prime cybernetic prosthetics designer still unresolved, the Ministry of Internal Order remains quiet on the possibility of rogue cybernetic arms.

Gutter Press contacted Inquisitor Ohmel of the MIO, in an attempt to ascertain if there was any threat to the people of New Eden, from murderous cybernetic arms, that have fallen into the wrong hands.

This issue has gripped many within the cyber-replacement enthusiast community, with several arm users concerned about the possibility of subterfuge.

"It is the stuff of nightmares, to think that your cybernetic arm might be a murderer", said one woman.

"I'm a cyberknight, if any of my bits were rebels, they'd have made it obvious by now", said a Khanid man.

"Forewarned is forearmed", said another woman "With the knowledge that some arms may be dangerous, proper security measures can be put in place".

"Any claims of murderous arms are being spread by enemies of Yonis Ardishapur", said one man.



Gutter Press, the finger on the pulse of New Eden news stories.

Just the facts.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#2 - 2013-11-16 21:14:11 UTC
Surely, you can't be serious.
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#3 - 2013-11-16 21:21:34 UTC
Gutter Press, my source of comedy, they never failed to deliver!

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Marla Natryn
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-11-17 00:24:32 UTC
This is obviously disinformation aimed to damage both the Ministry and the Empire. I suppose that it would be too much to expect the Gutter to run actual news instead of hearsay and fabrications.
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#5 - 2013-11-17 05:53:54 UTC
Marla Natryn wrote:
This is obviously disinformation aimed to damage both the Ministry and the Empire. I suppose that it would be too much to expect the Gutter to run actual news instead of hearsay and fabrications.

When I have to tell you it's a joke, that's about as bad as it gets...

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117
Nicole Graves
Anshar Incorporated
#6 - 2013-11-17 13:13:05 UTC
So I should have helped my friend instead of telling him 'Stop hitting himself' when he got his new arm? Ops!
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#7 - 2013-11-17 20:29:11 UTC
At the end of things — the Day of Days, the day of Wrath — God will rip the rogue cybernetic arms off of the Pure and throw the rogue cybernetic arms into the Pit, while He welcomes the Pure into Paradise and gives them new arms with which to praise and glorify God forever. But God will leave the rogue cybernetic arms on the Wicked and throw them into the Pit to be tormented by their own cybernetic arms forever. Because God is just. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Marla Natryn
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-11-17 22:40:36 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Marla Natryn wrote:
This is obviously disinformation aimed to damage both the Ministry and the Empire. I suppose that it would be too much to expect the Gutter to run actual news instead of hearsay and fabrications.

When I have to tell you it's a joke, that's about as bad as it gets...
The Gutter may have written this article as some kind of humourous article, but there are those in New Eden who take it as gospel. I am merely getting across my own viewpoint. That I think the employees of the Gutter should be fired out of the airlock is besides the point.
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#9 - 2013-11-18 14:10:55 UTC
I'm glad the Intergalactic Skyball League has strict guidelines on what cybernetics players are allowed so we wouldn't see assassination added to the list of possible fouls in the sphere!
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#10 - 2013-11-18 18:36:30 UTC
Nicole Graves wrote:
So I should have helped my friend instead of telling him 'Stop hitting himself' when he got his new arm? Ops!


Anyone could have made that mistake.

Don't...... beat yourself up over it.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#11 - 2013-11-20 01:23:30 UTC
Marla Natryn wrote:
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Marla Natryn wrote:
This is obviously disinformation aimed to damage both the Ministry and the Empire. I suppose that it would be too much to expect the Gutter to run actual news instead of hearsay and fabrications.

When I have to tell you it's a joke, that's about as bad as it gets...
The Gutter may have written this article as some kind of humourous article, but there are those in New Eden who take it as gospel. I am merely getting across my own viewpoint. That I think the employees of the Gutter should be fired out of the airlock is besides the point.

Eh, fair point. Can't really disagree.

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#12 - 2013-11-20 08:30:49 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Nicole Graves wrote:
So I should have helped my friend instead of telling him 'Stop hitting himself' when he got his new arm? Ops!


Anyone could have made that mistake.

Don't...... beat yourself up over it.


Going out on a limb here, I think we should all try to lend a hand if we see someone being strong-armed by their own cybernetics.
Ninavask
The Synenose Accord
#13 - 2013-11-20 17:13:04 UTC
I'd like to go on record and say no limbs I produce have ever been sold to any Amarrian entities yet but have proven a 100% non-lethal tendencies towards their hosts. The ones referenced in this article are not designed by myself and any mention to the contrary are lies and slander and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

Dr. Ninavask Revan

Colonist

Alexylva Paradox

The views above are the opinions and beliefs of Dr. Ninavask and do in no way reflect on his employeers or associates at the time of posting.
Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-11-21 23:15:17 UTC
No matter how you look at it, arms dealers are dangerous and should be handled with extreme caution.
Ninavask
The Synenose Accord
#15 - 2013-11-22 01:16:34 UTC
Kyseth wrote:
No matter how you look at it, arms dealers are dangerous and should be handled with extreme caution.

I see what you did there, and I like it.

Dr. Ninavask Revan

Colonist

Alexylva Paradox

The views above are the opinions and beliefs of Dr. Ninavask and do in no way reflect on his employeers or associates at the time of posting.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#16 - 2013-11-22 10:03:55 UTC
The rumours of 'Rogue' prosthesis, are spread by fools who do not understand the world around them. Labelling 'Arms dealers' as criminals because of possible faulty goods insane. Also making me question the validity of these claims in the first place.