Intergalactic Summit

Recent attempts by the Federation to coerce the Minmatar living both underneath it and living freely without to believe that it has their best interests at heart have ended in failure. The trial of a Minmatar who valiantly defended himself from a violent and racially motivated attack by three cowardly Gallente who were rightfully killed in the ensuing combat, was just another part in the long story of Gallente intolerance towards their own allies.

The trial which was called largely due to the perceived murder of the Gallente attackers was engineered in the hopes of securing a guilty verdict. Upon seeing how the masses of Minmatar were correctly outraged at the trial the Gallente decided to fall back on their false ideals and claim that the Minmatar on trail was not guilty. Many insiders claim the trial was rigged as not to upset the Minmatar, this corruption has reinforced previous signs of weakness in the Gallente justice system.

After the trial the Gallente performed yet more inconceivable steps in trying to coerce the Minmatar. Many celebrated the failure to suppress the Matari so publicly and took to the streets with joyous tones. However soon after Gallente wearing black eagle uniforms appeared to attack the celebrators and in their ensuing aggression damaged the local stores allowing looters to rob honest workers of their goods.

Gallente news sources claims that these were replica black eagle uniforms but the lie that they are not suppressing their own people is widely known as such and no reputable figure recognises this false claim that the instigators were not in fact members of the black eagle. As such many Matari now fear further repercussions from the Federation government and rightfully so!

A recent comment by a Senator of the Federation claimed that the Minmatar were "spreading discontent within the Federation" and that they were a “security threat” and "untrustworthy". He continued on to blame the Minmatar for the damage incurred by attempts to suppress the Minmatar and drew loud applause and cheers for his statement. This can only prove the terrible situation which the Minmatar and all those living under the Federation have to contend with.

To further the proof of hypocrisy that is thriving under the Federation the same Senator employs almost half his workforce from Matari stock. Only in the Federation can such dishonourable and unethical people survive.



After a recent debate amongst Capsuleers about what the position of the Intaki would be once freed from Gallente rule the system has been liberated through the might of Caldari arms. The liberation has brought increased support to the Intaki front and gives hope to all those living under the Federal boot that freedom may one day be obtained. The Intaki have been largely been freed to carry out their daily activities prior to Federal occupation of the system.

The Federation often claims that Intaki are better under their heel than on their own feet. These arrogant assertions that the Intaki cannot stand on their own are supported in their minds by their own belief in their natural superiority and the many excuses propagated by the various regulated information sources that Federal citizens are exposed to. These include claims that the Intaki have a voice in the Senate when in reality the Gallente manipulate the system to suit their ends.

Such acts of assumed racial superiority by the Gallente have been revealing themselves more recently, such as in the attack and unfair trial of a brave Matari who fought off three cowardly Gallente attackers at once. In an attempt to divert attention from their abhorrent suppression of the minorities living under them the Federation Capsuleers, who are by and large compliant in the acts of coercion against Federation citizens, have started pointed fingers outside of the Federation.

These Federal Capsuleers are products of a system designed to produce indoctrinated Capsuleers unquestioning of their corrupt President. Caldari citizens are reminded that it is easy to disrupt any attempt by any Gallente, Capsuleer or not, to indoctrinate an individual with their false ideals, ignoring the fallacies they claim to believe and pointing out their imperialistic tendencies and hatred for any who are not Gallente should repel the slimy foe.

Liberated systems have had emergency education dispatches delivered across their inhabited worlds and masses to help them better protect against future Federation propoganda. This action has been carried out selflessly by the Dayorder News in the knowledge that the Federation will never be able to claim Intaki ever again. This will have to be worked at for us to succeed and we shall inevitably completely oust the Federation from the front.

Until then support the Dayorder News and help us provide protection from the Federation for all Intaki so they may too claim their freedom.

It's official, Gutter Press is the only unbiased news source left.

As usual the guilty point fingers! They deny their own vile actions and instead of facing them. They then support a news source owned by Federation controlled sources.

Avoid harmful Federation propaganda, read only the Dayorder News to get the truth.

The Dayorder News informs and educates. We have broadcast your message of support, as quoted, as a sign that the citizens under the Federation can one day be free of its iron grip.

Exactly, Federation news is designed to distract and discombobulate and to make the brainwashed laugh away the truth.

The Dayorder News refuses your aptly named news, and seeks to inform and educate. Your support has been welcomed and shall be noted for further broadcast.

Yup, definitely a satire. Gave me a good laugh at least.

Assumption of guilt for being attacked clearly shows how widespread this hatred for Matari is. Maligning the Minmatar with falsehoods to protect the cowardly attackers is wrong.

The Dayorder News notes the need for greater volume of education and information investment to be made by truthful sources in the Federation.

And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.

(Sorry, Kim, beat you to it)

Up with a reasonably-priced alternative!

Does a subscription come with anything? Tinfoil hats? Anti psychotics? Huge bag of weed? The satires okay, but you'll need perks to keep the comedy goers coming back for more. I mean, we already get free doses of delusion from a couple regulars already...