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Trying to sneak me =O
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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#1 - 2013-11-12 04:05:46 UTC
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Bane Nucleus > can i help you good sir?
Dieter Rams > hey o77
Dieter Rams > I have problem with a NPC site, I just lost my ship and need to get my loot back
Dieter Rams > Can you please help me? It won't take long, I only have my backup frigate now
Bane Nucleus > is it in a wormhole?
Dieter Rams > yes
Bane Nucleus > Cap James and Ping Pang going to be there too?
Bane Nucleus > =D


I love that he tries this, because it does yield results. Thankfully, I am slightly better than terrible and checked his killboard. Play on player.

No trolling please
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-11-12 05:05:47 UTC
Oi!! No one sneaks Bane but me!!!

There is no Bob.

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Borsek
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2013-11-12 09:21:56 UTC
Should have agreed and brought a cloaky t3 fleet as well :P
Propotkin
Rise Of Exiles
Shadow Ultimatum
#4 - 2013-11-12 10:03:00 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Quote:

Bane Nucleus > can i help you good sir?
Dieter Rams > hey o77
Dieter Rams > I have problem with a NPC site, I just lost my ship and need to get my loot back
Dieter Rams > Can you please help me? It won't take long, I only have my backup frigate now
Bane Nucleus > is it in a wormhole?
Dieter Rams > yes
Bane Nucleus > Cap James and Ping Pang going to be there too?
Bane Nucleus > =D


I love that he tries this, because it does yield results. Thankfully, I am slightly better than terrible and checked his killboard. Play on player.


This made me lol
Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#5 - 2013-11-12 10:25:21 UTC
If I wasn't so lazy I'd probably fall for a trick like this.
7enn
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-11-12 13:32:27 UTC
Help Bane, I'm using your shower and I've dropped the soap. Could you help me?

(and please please please remove that hair tarantula lurking on the drain... some minimal housekeeping!!!!)
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#7 - 2013-11-12 14:04:41 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Quote:

Bane Nucleus > can i help you good sir?
Dieter Rams > hey o77
Dieter Rams > I have problem with a NPC site, I just lost my ship and need to get my loot back
Dieter Rams > Can you please help me? It won't take long, I only have my backup frigate now
Bane Nucleus > is it in a wormhole?
Dieter Rams > yes
Bane Nucleus > Cap James and Ping Pang going to be there too?
Bane Nucleus > =D


I love that he tries this, because it does yield results. Thankfully, I am slightly better than terrible and checked his killboard. Play on player.

That's as bad as the time I said the sabre is equipped with mining lasers.
dark dreamur
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-11-13 15:46:51 UTC
7enn wrote:
Help Bane, I'm using your shower and I've dropped the soap. Could you help me?

(and please please please remove that hair tarantula lurking on the drain... some minimal housekeeping!!!!)


this made my morning, ive been looking for a phrase to describe the unsightly disgusting mess my wife leaves in the plug hole, hair tarantula it is. thanks
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#9 - 2013-11-13 16:30:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Rall Mekin
dark dreamur wrote:
7enn wrote:
Help Bane, I'm using your shower and I've dropped the soap. Could you help me?

(and please please please remove that hair tarantula lurking on the drain... some minimal housekeeping!!!!)


this made my morning, ive been looking for a phrase to describe the unsightly disgusting mess my wife leaves in the plug hole, hair tarantula it is. thanks


Celibacy is a huge benefit to being a serious EVE Player. Bob will reward your sacrifice. Once you've referred to her pubes as something from a spider, you'll have all the play time you need.
7enn
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-11-13 17:19:13 UTC
Keep the bob drivel alive and your celibacy is assured. Seriously guys, you need to let the bob thing go.
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-11-13 17:37:41 UTC
7enn wrote:
Keep the bob drivel alive and your celibacy is assured. Seriously guys, you need to let the bob thing go.


you do know Bob can see that you are using a posting alt because you fear his wrath

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Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-11-13 17:52:38 UTC
7enn wrote:
Keep the bob drivel alive and your celibacy is assured. Seriously guys, you need to let the bob thing go.

NEVER! Bob will provide.
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#13 - 2013-11-13 18:03:36 UTC
At least Bob doesn't charge people to mine in His systems.
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#14 - 2013-11-15 11:07:44 UTC
Borsek wrote:
Should have agreed and brought a cloaky t3 fleet as well :P

Just what do you think was waiting for him? Twisted

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unimatrix0030
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-11-16 13:01:27 UTC
7enn wrote:
Keep the bob drivel alive and your celibacy is assured. Seriously guys, you need to let the bob thing go.

You are mixing cause and effect.
It because of celibacy that...

No local in null sec would fix everything!
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-11-18 18:45:18 UTC
Haha that guy tried to get me too when I was in Amarr I think. Before he even said anything in convo I had his kb pulled up. He tells me the sad tale of his drake being lost in a mission and how it was his last ship and would I come help him finish because he's broke. Looking at the almost 2bil of kms he was on just that day, it seemed an unlikely story. The drake lossmail link he posted didn't work because it was "bugged".

Saddly I didn't have any friends nearby and didn't think my loki was up to the sort of mission he had in mind, so I had to decline.

Its a nice ruse though. I bet it works a lot of the time.

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Riel Saigo
Facta.Non.Verba
#17 - 2013-11-19 02:31:27 UTC
Dieter is a very nice fellow.

You really should have given him a hand you know.
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#18 - 2013-11-19 02:43:42 UTC
Riel Saigo wrote:
Dieter is a very nice fellow.

You really should have given him a hand you know.


P

No trolling please
Hayley Erquilenne
My Heart Will Go On
#19 - 2013-11-19 03:10:14 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Riel Saigo wrote:
Dieter is a very nice fellow.

You really should have given him a hand you know.


P



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Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#20 - 2013-11-19 07:12:39 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
At least Bob doesn't charge people to mine in His systems.


When he does charge them... It's with their lives.

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