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SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-11-15 09:51:17 UTC
I love rice. I love Bisto chicken gravy.

Would it be wrong to cook a pack of Uncle Ben's and eat it with some gravy?
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#2 - 2013-11-15 11:23:12 UTC
...whatever strudels your noodle man, though becareful this is how i got cought up liking peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, peanut butter and marmite, peanut butter and cream cheese, cream cheese and marmite...

all i'm saying, these are powerful forces you are messing with. You have been warned!
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-11-15 11:26:32 UTC  |  Edited by: SeenButNotHeard
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
...whatever strudels your noodle man, though becareful this is how i got cought up liking peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, peanut butter and marmite, peanut butter and cream cheese, cream cheese and marmite...

all i'm saying, these are powerful forces you are messing with. You have been warned!


You Sir, crack me up.

Have you tried marmite with scrambled eggs? Oh my...

(Edit - not in the scrambled eg.....oh...I never thought of that.)
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#4 - 2013-11-15 11:28:05 UTC
I aim to please :D

Not yet..... Damnit, i know what i'm having for lunch.
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-11-15 11:49:28 UTC  |  Edited by: SeenButNotHeard
Two slices of seeded batch loaf.
Salted butter
Marmite
3x eggs
100ml milk
Pepper grinder
Aromat shaker

Crack 3 eggs into a bowl. Add the milk. Sprinkle liberally with aromat. Grind a small amount of black pepper. Whisk to fuckery.

Microwave that for 3 minutes - stirring at one minute intervals. Stir it really hard.

Toast that beautiful bread and drown it in salty butter. Microwave the Marmite for 25 seconds - it goes all runny and there are no spreading issues. Also - you can do this endlessly. It never affects the Marmite (life hack)

Drizzle the Marmite on the luscious bread - add the scrambled eggs (to one side or it makes the bread go soggy - ugh)

Voila.
Mudkest
Contagious Goat Labs
#6 - 2013-11-15 11:52:55 UTC
weird, but I think you should really be worried when you start mixing Uncle Ben and Bengay
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-11-15 11:55:23 UTC
Bengay? This is new to me. A cursory google search suggests a cold remedy.

I can't imagine that would go with rice tbh.
Mudkest
Contagious Goat Labs
#8 - 2013-11-15 11:55:25 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Crack 3 eggs into a bowl. Add the milk. Sprinkle liberally with aromat. Grind a small amount of black pepper. Whisk to fuckery.

Microwave that for 3 minutes - stirring at one minute intervals. Stir it really hard..


microwaved eggs, you british by any chance? worked with a brit once who cooked (eggs/everything) like that, one of the nastiest things I've ever eaten
Mudkest
Contagious Goat Labs
#9 - 2013-11-15 11:56:25 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Bengay? This is new to me. A cursory google search suggests a cold remedy.

I can't imagine that would go with rice tbh.


that's why I said you should be worried if you mix those 2 bens
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-11-15 11:58:25 UTC
Not yet. Although given my sick thread Bengays would be entirely appropriate.
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-11-15 12:10:27 UTC  |  Edited by: SeenButNotHeard
Another gem for you cookery lovers.

Two slices of cheap white bread
Salty butter

Lay out two slices of white bread. Lather them in salty butter.

Place them in the microwave for 20 seconds.

Fold them into a tiny square. It should be the same size as a stamp.

Eat an entire slice of bread in one tiny mouthful.

Lick your fingers clean of butter and feel smug.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#12 - 2013-11-15 13:17:56 UTC
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
...whatever strudels your noodle man, though becareful this is how i got cought up liking peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, peanut butter and marmite, peanut butter and cream cheese, cream cheese and marmite...

all i'm saying, these are powerful forces you are messing with. You have been warned!

Curse you Sam, now you got me thinking of peanut butter!!

When I was recovering from surgery, I could not get enough of these...

2 slices wheat bread
2 eggs
bacon (nomnomnom)
"salted" butter
peanut butter (the chunkier the better)
Jam (to flavor)

Toast the bread and slather with butter. Layer of peanut butter on one, layer of jam on the other. Fry eggs with salt and pepper until hard and flat. Bacon. Eggs, Bacon on the bread. Viola, the awesome fried egg sandwich with Peanut butter and jam.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2013-11-15 18:26:08 UTC
How the **** did this food related thread make it 12 posts before BACON was even mentioned?


Thank you Random for fixing this grievous error in judgement on part of the op and everyone before you.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-11-15 18:27:16 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
How the **** did this food related thread make it 12 posts before BACON was even mentioned?


Thank you Random for fixing this grievous error in judgement on part of the op and everyone before you.


If I had bacon in the fridge do you think this thread would have existed in the first place?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2013-11-15 18:29:28 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
How the **** did this food related thread make it 12 posts before BACON was even mentioned?


Thank you Random for fixing this grievous error in judgement on part of the op and everyone before you.


If I had bacon in the fridge do you think this thread would have existed in the first place?



Even bacon can deserve a side dish.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-11-15 18:30:05 UTC
Of bacon? Or rice with gravy?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2013-11-15 18:49:22 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Of bacon? Or rice with gravy?



Bacon is ALWAYS deserving of a side dish of more bacon, but Rice and gravy(which is delicious by the way..) would be an appropriate substitute if more bacon is not available.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#18 - 2013-11-15 18:58:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Oh yeah, rice and gravy is excellent. Somehow the two flavors combine to make a new one that's really fine.

If you want to upscale it a little, How to Make Homemade Gravy:


-Fry up some bacon, breakfast sausage, or bacon.
-(If you used bacon, break it into small pieces).
-Drain some of the grease out of the pan (optional).
-Cool the pan down to medium-low heat. You're about to add some milk, you don't want it to boil and scald.
-Add milk. If you want 2 cups of gravy, you need to put in about 2 cups of milk.
-Add salt and black pepper.
-Stir, scraping the bottom of the pan to get loosen up any burned meat stuff that's stuck. There's good flavor in that stuff.
-Throw in a half handful of flour. Stir it in and smash any lumps against the side of the pan to smooth them out. Keep stirring constantly, scraping the bottom of the pan.
-Keep adding flour until everything is a little thick, but still runny. Your gravy's going to get thicker when it boils, then a lot thicker when it starts cooling.
-Still stirring and scraping, bring it to a boil for just a couple of seconds, then take it off of the heat right away.
-Pour it over toast, rice, cooked potatoes, anything at all. Eat everything.
-Try to do some aerobic exercise that day to burn off some of that cholesterol and fat.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#19 - 2013-11-15 19:47:17 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Two slices of seeded batch loaf.


...you lost me. this item is beyond my understanding.
Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-11-15 20:03:05 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
Two slices of seeded batch loaf.


...you lost me. this item is beyond my understanding.


Just substitute the portion in question with bacon.

All will be made clear.
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