Crime & Punishment

My services are currently: Available
Availability: Time Zones - US/EU/AUS Availability can be made for any request.
Primary contact: Captain Black Beard (This character - The OP)

I expect this thread to be trolled and flamed So bring it on! =D Business will continue regardless and business is good!

NOTE: All mercenary services provided are done so by my self and my self alone. My corporation, faction, and alliance, in this regard, are not affiliated with me nor do i in any way, shape, or form represent them. This service is rendered on an individual level and as is basis. Neither TEST Alliance, Dreddit, or allied and coalition forces have anything to do with nor back my service.

Forces currently under my command:

Captain Black Beard
Captain Teuta
Captain Black Bart
Captain Lady Killigrew
Captain Edward Lowe
Captain Gan Ning
Captain William Kyd
Captain Bartholomew Roberts
Captain Christina Skytte)
Captain Calico Jack
Captain Thomas Tew
[And more...]

NOTE: I am formally known as Allahu Akbar. Characters names are no longer the same due to reasons that can not be discussed.

I am currently servicing all regions of High Security Space. I am based out of no where and my last contract ended today. It's results, were as always, highly successful. I entertain all possible clients and potential contracts. No mark to small and job to big.

What we offer:

High Sec POS Removal: Small and Medium Player Own Starbase
Structural Sieging: Any and all High Sec Structures.
Trade Route Disruption: Putting stress on all the major pipe lines and bottle necks.

Specializations:

Specializing in Miner Removal - Got a system you want to mine in peace? To many miners eating up your roids or ice belts? We can handle it! We can guarantee you better yields by reducing the competition in your Constellation/Region

While we are not in control of the actions of others we do, however, own, operate, and spearhead one of the fastest growing underground "removal service" in High Sec. Through our strategically placed operatives in high value areas and our network of influential "contacts" we can circulate your status through the network as DNA (Do Not Agress- Blue). While this does not completely guarantee your survival it will definitely increase your survivability. Depending on your area of activity we can guarantee you a 20-50% increases in survivability.

Covert Operations and Intel Gathering: Corp and Alliance infiltrations. (More information available at request)

Mineral PVP: Are you living in Null sec and you have a specific mineral you'd like made less available in high sec? We can do it. Results guaranteed after 25-25 days.

NOTE: Due to my character names being changed I have been having issues with my api not working and being really buggy on the Killboards. To view the most up to date killboard view Captain Black Beards on EVE-Kill. (Currently down during the posting of this post.)

More specialized services are available at request for more specific needs. Feel free to message me with any ideas, thoughts, or needs. I will do my best to service your requirements!

All contracts are taken seriously.
Primary contact: Captain Black Beard (This character - The OP)
We are willing to work with you no matter how broke you are - Accepted Payment Types:

ISK
Mods (Weapons, Tank Mods)
BPO's/BPC's
Ammo (Large Quantities)
Ships
Player Structures
[And more...] (We can work something out.)

Look forward to hearing from you. o7
Regards,
Captain -

I'm at work at the moment. Send me an in-game mail with the details and I will hit you up as soon as I get a break. Thanks.

Regards,
Captain

Bump!

Your tears are delicious.

Noma nom nom. Feed meh moar please sir. =)

Thank you! And yesh yesh >.<