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Shroomduck Aivo

State War Academy

Caldari State

Likes received: 96

#1 - 2013-11-14 21:32:18 UTC | Edited by: Shroomduck Aivo

Hello Friendly Cosmonauts!

We are introducing an awesome new program for all the great Gallente Pilots out there!

For a limited time only, awox ANY member of your militia and get 10m for free from me.

Killmail has to be API confirmed and you must be the top kill/damage on the KM as well the value of the awox must be above 10m.

There is no cap to how many of these you can secure and these incentives are available for a limited time only!

I look forward to working with you fine people.

*bonus* Best AWOX (most valuable) will recieve a special prize from me personally (hint it's a plex or something close the value of a plex)

ACT NOW!!

Just see what these fine people have said about this program

"shroomducks' program breathes new life into eve" - Grath

"The amount of fun I am having doing this only reinforces shroomduck is best poster 2013" - Wrik Hoover

" I love the weiner " - The Mittani

"shroomduck took my skymistress virginity" - Beffah

"if I was gay, which I am, shroomduck is my #1 go to guy" - Dovinian

"people think I am the strength behind BL when I only have my man shroom to thank" - Elo Knight

DO IT

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 154
NUXI7 Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 154	#2 - 2013-11-14 21:35:24 UTC Does it have to be real awoxing (blue tackle + hostiles) or can it just be blue shooting? I unironically have an alt in GalMil.....

Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 99
Te Tumatauenga Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic Likes received: 99	#3 - 2013-11-14 21:35:56 UTC 1 As an Official Alliance Diplo for Test Alliance Please Ignore it is my pleasure to inform you that the above post is a legitimate and real offer. I personally endorse this service.

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 10
Ecpiggle Chiefly Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 10	#4 - 2013-11-14 21:37:11 UTC I support this product and/or service.


Shroomduck Aivo State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 96	#5 - 2013-11-14 21:37:37 UTC NUXI7 wrote: Does it have to be real awoxing (blue tackle + hostiles) or can it just be blue shooting? I unironically have an alt in GalMil..... Blue shooting is not only valid but encouraged!

Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 296
Faife Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore Likes received: 296	#6 - 2013-11-14 21:37:49 UTC I will personally add extra bounty if you include great local chat snippets. Let us know just how "not mad just disappointed" they were when a blue shot them. Thanks and kisses

Dan Carter Murray

Likes received: 535

#7 - 2013-11-14 21:42:49 UTC

Shroomduck Aivo wrote:

i like that EVE is mostly driven by player content.
this is phenomenal player content.

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

Scope Works 32,337
Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#8 - 2013-11-14 21:43:02 UTC You're having that many problems that you gotta get them to shoot each other? wat [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

That Feel When Multi-Shekel Media Conglomerate LLC 4
Doritos Mountaindew That Feel When Multi-Shekel Media Conglomerate LLC Likes received: 4	#9 - 2013-11-14 21:45:07 UTC 4 Hello my friends, Doritos Mountaindew here. Just a friendly reminder, That Feel When[NOGF.] is recruiting. We are a dedicated GalMil corp that is quite active! If you are interested in joining in on some zany antics join our public channel NOGFdotte and apply today!

Perkone Caldari State 404
Tetsuo Tsukaya Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 404	#10 - 2013-11-14 21:49:42 UTC More content is always a good thing, I'd be excited about the prospect of awoxers dunking galmil bads if you guys weren't so brokeasfuck that this will never happen.

Shroomduck Aivo

State War Academy

Caldari State

Likes received: 96

#11 - 2013-11-14 21:50:51 UTC | Edited by: Shroomduck Aivo

Tetsuo Tsukaya wrote:

More content is always a good thing, I'd be excited about the prospect of awoxers dunking galmil bads if you guys weren't so brokeasfuck that this will never happen.

ho ho ho, a non believer, unfortunately my eve wallet is quite full and needs some emptying. As for the alliance, no doubt they are broke as ****. Luckily we do not share wallets.

This offer is 100% real/legit.

Rack up those Killmails and tears peeps, their crushed hopes today could be your tomorrows' faction frigs.

Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society 100
Johnathan Severasse Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society Likes received: 100	#12 - 2013-11-14 21:52:09 UTC 1 Tetsuo Tsukaya wrote: More content is always a good thing, I'd be excited about the prospect of awoxers dunking galmil bads if you guys weren't so brokeasfuck that this will never happen. top lol test is so broke lol lol


Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#13 - 2013-11-14 21:55:41 UTC Shroomduck Aivo wrote: As for the alliance, no doubt they are broke as **. Luckily we do not share wallets. OK, I admit. I lol'd a bit. [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]**


Faife Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore Likes received: 296	#14 - 2013-11-14 21:57:08 UTC \| Edited by: Faife Pro AWOXing tips: use ship scanner to figure out a quick value of a ship, and pods are potential gold mines, such as this champ here http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=20472842

Hrett

The Scope

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 410

#15 - 2013-11-14 23:08:07 UTC

You guys just missed paying out 20M isk for some of my deaths. They even did it with no bounty incentive!

Ill go out and try to sacrifice myself some more for you.

Also - 10M isk is nothing. Even a decent fit T1 frigate can approach that. You should triple it to at least cruiser prices.

(tell me when you triple it - Im going to get one of my numerous milita alts to shoot myself).

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!

Faife

Dreddit

Test Alliance Please Ignore

Likes received: 296

#16 - 2013-11-14 23:13:27 UTC | Edited by: Faife

Hrett wrote:

You don't understand how the bounty system works, do you? That's understandable, it's hard and you're stupid. We're using the same one as CCP. There needs to be 10m in lost mods for this to pay out.

Please don't let this stop you from shooting your alts.

Hrett

The Scope

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 410

#17 - 2013-11-14 23:28:28 UTC

Faife wrote:

Hrett wrote:

I understand how it works. I am also stupid.

But it doesnt take a genius to figure out CCPs bounty system sucks ass and has never worked under any iteration. I was trying to save you the same failure that CCP has suffered many times over.

Then I just realized that this was a TEST program and that is just simply inherent in the system. Ill save my breath (or keystrokes).

Big smile

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!

Gold Crest Salvage 179
Shadow Adanza Gold Crest Salvage Likes received: 179	#18 - 2013-11-14 23:38:33 UTC D'awww. How adorable! If my alts could fly anything over a frig I'd totally take advantage. But... dying to one of my alts using a frig would kill my BC points. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Abiding Ormolus 357
Starbuck05 Abiding Ormolus Likes received: 357	#19 - 2013-11-15 00:28:50 UTC As a non test-tube'er myself i aprove of this service .. while i lol Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !