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Mining fleet down - just wanted to share
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Grimfang Wyrmspawn
Doomheim
#21 - 2013-11-13 09:40:27 UTC
Catching the second Orca was a laugh. We had one WT in a Brutix camped in station when JB entered Uedama. I saw the corp, remebered the tears reaped earlier and warped to Sivala gate thinking I might get lucky and catch him in a frigate. D-scanning away and up pops an Orca with his name on it.

Shyte, I think. Surely he's filled the lows with stabs? I won't be able to hold it in the Ishtar.

Jumped with him and pointed him up in Sivala. Surprised when he didn't warp, I kicked on the MWD and gave him a good bump. He's then put out warrior II's and engaged whilst trying to crawl back to the gate?

When the Orca died I mis-clicked trying to lock the pod and grabbed something else instead, but that was OK as JB was trying to save his pod by crawling back to the gate rather than doing something really stupid like Warp Out. Lol

If EVE is getting you down, I heartily recommend wardecc'ing this corp. you will certainly get some good laughs.
Efraya
V0LTA
New Eden Alliance 99013733
#22 - 2013-11-13 11:56:23 UTC
There is pain and misery OP's links. I approve.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#23 - 2013-11-13 13:46:31 UTC
Good catch Hammar!

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Hammar Wolf
Money First
#24 - 2013-11-13 14:35:24 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Hammar Wolf wrote:
I just wanted to make a thread that is not about flame or a merc-advertisement, but to share how we stumbled across a tasty treat in space and crunched on it. This should be the kind of thing that brightens up everyone's day.



Funny as they did not even tried to warp the ships that were not tackled, since obviously you gusy did not had 6 points in that gang :P


Slow people



I think something went wrong with his multiboxing scheme. We had almost finished the obelisk when the rest of them jumped in. I had Biscuits hold the Orca while I went down the list of mining barges with 800mm autocannon. For some reason he could not warp them off because we def did not have 6 points.

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Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#25 - 2013-11-13 16:07:21 UTC
Hammar Wolf wrote:
For some reason he could not warp them off because we def did not have 6 points.



Was probably too busy frothing at the mouth...

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#26 - 2013-11-13 16:15:44 UTC
Eram Fidard wrote:
Hammar Wolf wrote:
For some reason he could not warp them off because we def did not have 6 points.



Was probably too busy frothing at the mouth...

Likely. ^ ^

That or he was too busy trying to burn back to the gate with his Orca and Obelisk?

I wish we had a wardec on them before you did... XD

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Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-11-13 16:55:56 UTC
this story moved level of this collective to new level!

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Jessica Braun
Doomheim
#28 - 2013-11-13 19:45:46 UTC
Hammar Wolf wrote:
This was a war dec. All victims were legit war targets.



So this is the 'Punishment' part of Crime and Punishment? What?
Hammar Wolf
Money First
#29 - 2013-11-13 20:57:41 UTC
Jessica Braun wrote:
Hammar Wolf wrote:
This was a war dec. All victims were legit war targets.



So this is the 'Punishment' part of Crime and Punishment? What?


This fleet, during war, no scouts, mining, was a crime.

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Jaleala
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2013-11-13 21:20:29 UTC
OH my lol, the day I decided to come back to eve after almost a year and a half and this is the first set of lolz I get to see. Very well done awesome work, at work now but I can't wait to get home and shoot some noobs how I have missed those tears.
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#31 - 2013-11-16 01:31:43 UTC
"Unfotunately Lieutenant Biscuits has gone off and docked in Murema, and forgotten to log off, even though he is not currently playing. This is because he is terribad."
i had to have a good lol at that

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Subject 4927
DPS INC
Kenshin Shogunate.
#32 - 2013-11-16 02:18:11 UTC
Bad.

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G13 Haze
State War Academy
Caldari State
#33 - 2013-11-21 14:31:53 UTC
So much win.
The fail was strong with this group lol.
Thanks for sharing.
Kaivar Lancer
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-11-24 14:56:06 UTC
I find the tears... nourishing. Thank you OP.
Izzy Ankhavees
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2013-11-25 07:16:11 UTC
This is wrong in so many levels that cant be even accounted for.

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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#36 - 2013-11-25 09:47:48 UTC
Getting the entire fleet is usually pretty tricky.
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