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Tubrug1

School of Applied Knowledge

Caldari State

Likes received: 520

#1 - 2013-11-12 21:29:22 UTC

Hi ccp, i hearby enclose my application to apply for chief **** in response to mad ani making me aware position is available.

tubrik 1 24/7 photo

Purpose: i mak words about space

Started writing: it was a wedsday in june

Amount of known EVE subscribers: ccp sad there were 500,000 subscibers

pls hire me, tubrik1. i am make lots of words about the space game. i am gd at beg 4 money. once i made a new player start eve and told him that ibis is #1 ship. i didnt explain but he went to jita and doubled isk. i do g8 job at explaning game to new plays, but sometimes some questions make me angry, and make me irate about life so i tell person who asked question to **** off. i am gd at begging for money, i hav begged for multipel money since i made eve onion. when i write bad words on articles i dont make comments subscribers only unlike mad ani becsue i am not pussy.

ppl will confirm i will make very good ccp employee

hope u will consider hiring me, tubrik1, to become CCP tubrik1.

i can also put hat on head

Writer of The Eve Onion

I have a Twitter

Hedion University Amarr Empire 880
HVAC Repairman Hedion University Amarr Empire Likes received: 880	#2 - 2013-11-12 21:33:29 UTC 10 THE JOB IS MINE. ITS MINE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MANY SECONDS I HAVE PUT INTO MY COMMUNITY TWITTER FEED i need this. really i need this i dont know what will keep my attention for the next twelve minutes if i dont get this PLEASE Follow me on twitter

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 522
Jace Errata Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 522	#3 - 2013-11-12 21:33:50 UTC 11 CCP, hire this man immediately. He is clearly exceptionally well-qualified for any and all available jobs. This could be the best thing to happen to the company since Incarna. tweeten One day they woke me up so I could live forever It's such a shame the same will never happen to you

The Scope Gallente Federation 65
Jaffinator The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 65	#4 - 2013-11-12 21:33:59 UTC \| Edited by: Jaffinator 3 CCP THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON YOUR TEAM!!!!

Perkone Caldari State 8
Sunarin Elentari Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 8	#5 - 2013-11-12 21:37:06 UTC 3 This post made me cry with laughter. Well played Sir!

Doomheim 13
Katarina Panatri Doomheim Likes received: 13	#6 - 2013-11-12 21:39:01 UTC Scapegoats are always good,

School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 70
Funless Saisima School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State Likes received: 70	#7 - 2013-11-12 21:43:05 UTC 11 I have worked with Tubrug1 for several seconds and can confirm he would be an excellent candidate.

GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 927
Capt Starfox GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 927	#8 - 2013-11-12 21:48:44 UTC This man deserves that position! Hire him CCP! What are you waiting for!? *Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet*

The Scope Gallente Federation 1
Alphonse Nagato The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 1	#9 - 2013-11-12 21:52:02 UTC 1 tubrik1 for President!

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 83
Sir Spottington Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 83	#10 - 2013-11-12 21:52:49 UTC well that cheered me up lol

Sunlight...Through The Blight. 2,153
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. Likes received: 2,153	#11 - 2013-11-12 22:06:04 UTC That. Was. Awesome. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.


Tubrug1 School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State Likes received: 520	#12 - 2013-11-12 22:26:54 UTC 4 is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words? Writer of The Eve Onion I have a Twitter

Sparkle Motion. 3,519
Khanh'rhh Sparkle Motion. Likes received: 3,519	#13 - 2013-11-12 23:00:07 UTC Tubrug1 is probably a spy, so please make him a CCP so he can't spy on our spies. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Doomheim 232
Mhax Arthie Doomheim Likes received: 232	#14 - 2013-11-12 23:00:30 UTC Tubrug1 wrote: is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words? In the mean time on SiSi, you abandoned a brand new Stratios near one of the moons in the X-7OMU system. The sisters are mad.

Tubrug1

School of Applied Knowledge

Caldari State

Likes received: 520

#15 - 2013-11-12 23:09:29 UTC

Mhax Arthie wrote:

Tubrug1 wrote:

is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words?

In the mean time on SiSi, you abandoned a brand new Stratios near one of the moons in the X-7OMU system. The sisters are mad.

****, I thought no one would find it there.

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I have a Twitter

Doomheim 669
Alduin666 Shikkoken Doomheim Likes received: 669	#16 - 2013-11-12 23:27:13 UTC 2 +1 I would rather have this guy develop my Eve then a guy that points cameras in space and things he is hot ****. Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I] Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager

Solstice Project

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 5,312

#17 - 2013-11-12 23:28:19 UTC

Tubrug1 wrote:

Hi ccp, i hearby enclose my application to apply for chief **** in response to mad ani making me aware position is available.

tubrik 1 24/7 photo

Purpose: i mak words about space

Started writing: it was a wedsday in june

Amount of known EVE subscribers: ccp sad there were 500,000 subscibers

pls hire me, tubrik1. i am make lots of words about the space game. i am gd at beg 4 money. once i made a new player start eve and told him that ibis is #1 ship. i didnt explain but he went to jita and doubled isk. i do g8 job at explaning game to new plays, but sometimes some questions make me angry, and make me irate about life so i tell person who asked question to **** off. i am gd at begging for money, i hav begged for multipel money since i made eve onion. when i write bad words on articles i dont make comments subscribers only unlike mad ani becsue i am not *****.

ppl will confirm i will make very good ccp employee

hope u will consider hiring me, tubrik1, to become CCP tubrik1.

i can also put hat on head

HAHAHAHAHA pic made me laugh :D

Inoue INEXP 462
Anna Karhunen Inoue INEXP Likes received: 462	#18 - 2013-11-12 23:32:44 UTC Tubrug for president! Not sure of which country though. I guess you just have to pick one at random and rename it Tubrugia. As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia