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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Jerek Mothas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1201 - 2011-11-18 17:53:13 UTC
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?

/whimper

Failfitting ships since 2007.

"Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything." - Solomon
Cpt Greagor
Liquid Relief
#1202 - 2011-11-18 19:03:19 UTC
Jerek Mothas wrote:


Round Two? Twisted

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Ragnar Roamer
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1203 - 2011-11-18 22:51:21 UTC
gimme your wallet
Bunny Sweetcheeks
Boundless Hypocrisy
#1204 - 2011-11-19 01:27:55 UTC
Who's the bi!tch now?
Minister of Death
Colossus Enterprises
#1205 - 2011-11-19 01:42:16 UTC
Bunny Sweetcheeks wrote:


I just won the lottery Twisted
Azahni Vah'nos
Vah'nos Family
#1206 - 2011-11-19 02:02:46 UTC
Minister of Death wrote:
I just won the lottery Twisted

Are you still upset that I wouldn't spoon with you? I said you could crash here for the night, but I didn't realise you expected me to be a substitute teddy bear for you to cuddle.

And you have wandering hands whilst you're asleep, did you know that?

Nex (Cash Shop) / Aurum - removing sand from the sandbox since Incarna. Currently the only use for aurum is to buy virtual items in the in-game store, but Cockerill expects to expand its uses in the future.

SilentSkills
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1207 - 2011-11-19 02:18:32 UTC
You snore a lot
Azahni Vah'nos
Vah'nos Family
#1208 - 2011-11-19 02:24:49 UTC
SilentSkills wrote:
You snore a lot

No I'm not going to put a slave collar on you again and lead you around like a Slaver Hound ... and I think you were taking it a little far last time when you cocked your leg on my couch!

Nex (Cash Shop) / Aurum - removing sand from the sandbox since Incarna. Currently the only use for aurum is to buy virtual items in the in-game store, but Cockerill expects to expand its uses in the future.

Gazmin VanBurin
Boma Bull Corp
#1209 - 2011-11-19 02:34:12 UTC
Azahni Vah'nos wrote:
SilentSkills wrote:
You snore a lot

No I'm not going to put a slave collar on you again and lead you around like a Slaver Hound ... and I think you were taking it a little far last time when you cocked your leg on my couch!


I know you like being chained to the bed, but dose that really mean I have to leep next to you to make sure you don't get tangled up in your sleep?
Ayame Tokugawa
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1210 - 2011-11-19 07:25:25 UTC
Heellllo baby!

I really should remember this but... are your pubes the same color as your hair? Blink
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1211 - 2011-11-19 17:26:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Astrid Stjerna
Ayame Tokugawa wrote:
Heellllo baby!

I really should remember this but... are your pubes the same color as your hair? Blink


Yes, the carpet matches the drapes. You should know, hon, you spent quite some time cleaning 'em. Blink

(I should make a note that this kind of thing is probably not very forum-safe. We may want to tone it down a bit.)

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1212 - 2011-11-19 20:16:45 UTC
Tsk tsk you potty mouth punk, you better pack your garbage back and GTFO of here, else i will call the water & soap brigade.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1213 - 2011-11-19 20:16:58 UTC
Double post is annoying.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Leemi Sobo
#1214 - 2011-11-19 20:53:23 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:


meow Smile
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1215 - 2011-11-19 21:04:24 UTC
Sorry, I am still too young to be a crazy cat lady. Also I don't like the way Abbie, Burnie, Croachie, Dustie, Eenie, Flappy, Groomy and Horace are looking at you.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1216 - 2011-11-20 00:43:34 UTC
I don't care if you are scared of Sleepers, you get the couch next time, OK?
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1217 - 2011-11-20 02:42:12 UTC
Do you take it up the bum?

Don't ban me, bro!
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#1218 - 2011-11-20 02:44:30 UTC
Mr Kidd wrote:
Do you take it up the bum?



"WTF are you doin here?"

The couch is THERE !!

Lol
Shaera Taam
Khanid Prime Free Irregulars
#1219 - 2011-11-20 02:46:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaera Taam
oh, ok, you're *not* mr kidd...

/me slides combat knife back under pillow

Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess!
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1220 - 2011-11-20 03:46:13 UTC
Those aren't pillows dear.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.