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43m sp inept idiot looking for a new home to kill people in and die horribly

Rob Buie
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#1 - 2013-11-01 07:08:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Rob Buie
Hi, I'm Rob Buie and I am looking for a new couch to crash on while I polish my Golem and fail miserably at tackling Nyx's

What I offer:

  • Not a whole lot.
  • Less than that.
  • A willingness to die.
  • No, I really am looking for a new corp/alliance because I was purged from my old one(s) and I can't really get a hold of the bros so yeah I need a new place. I like to:
  • PVP, large and small
  • sit around in space in my invisoship
  • bring the wrong bombs or bomb the wrong blob
  • whore on killmails
  • i fly logi too
  • [8] i like low sec and 0.0 so thats cool
  • I also like isk so i can reship my talwars and drakes and chimeras

What you should offer:

  1. people I can pvp with
  2. ]*] really thats about it

look at this sick stat padding

Open to suggestions I can fly a lot of things sub cap like drakes and drakes
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#2 - 2013-11-01 07:30:12 UTC
Lol Rob,

your recruitment post made my morning, i think you'd fit in well with us!


Infinitech is Re-opening our recruitment doors to skilled and dedicated pilots. Originally founded in 2006, now after a break we have reformed and are ready to fulfill our agendas in EVE. We are now part of the Catastrophic Uprising [-CUP-] Alliance.

Got FC experience? Come have a chat with us!

What we offer you!

- A Friendly and Fun structured Environment
- Dedicated Expertise in many areas
- Plenty of Ops in all Timezones
- A chance to realize your Industry goals
- Black Operations - Ssh it's a Secret!
- Exploration and Wormholes
- PVP Gangs - Patrolling our chosen area, or just looking for some Pew Pew

What we want from you!

- A love of baked goods - Morrin bakes everyday \o/
- An interesting personality - we are NOT a PG13 corp
- Dedication and skills - Everyone must do Some PVP
- A Team player
- Teamspeak 3 Installed and a working Mic
- 10,000,000 Skill point minimum - Exceptions Can and Have been made, if you feel you have some thing special to offer. Feel free to get in touch.
- Full API Key Required, For your main and Alts.

Our Website -
Ingame Channel - Infinitech Public

If you have any questions or would like more info, please join our ingame channel 'Infinitech Public' or contact a Recruiter.


Samoth Egnoled
Morrin Joe
Hung Xilo
Peter Restuco

Assistant Recruiters

Toedmage Charante
Shar'Reen Khazaraa
Masz Noiz
David Kraznayevsk
SB Rico
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-11-01 09:05:08 UTC

The unified is recruiting for our kb whoring

We are an old established pirate group with all the usual stuf in place including SRP and profit sharing to replace those little accidents.

If you fancy a chat grab me in game or drop by THE UNITED CHANNEL

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.

Tommy Naari
Risky eXplosion
Death or Glory
#4 - 2013-11-01 09:26:14 UTC
Best recruitment post in a while, we have a couple of pilots in corp already that are equally as qualified at pvp as you are.

Sent you a mail
John McCreedy
Eve Defence Force
Get Off My Lawn
#5 - 2013-11-01 11:17:44 UTC
This has to be the best recruitment ad I've seen in years. Drop by our in-game channel, The EDF Bar because all we do is PvP big and small - usually the small, all day, every day.

13 years and counting. Eve Defence Force is recruiting.

Major Trant
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-11-01 13:10:34 UTC
Hi Rob,

Would you consider FW? I derped 46 ships last month and wh*red on 325 kills. Things are pretty active over here. It tends to be small gang stuff, BC and down, but over the last year I've got on 9 Carriers, 5 Dreads and a SuperCarrier kill. So the bigger fights do happen.

If you are interested, please check out our recruitment thread linked in my signature. Note that I blog about my day's activities in the bump posts, so you can see exactly what we get up to.

All the best. Trant.
Miarss Onaplate
AR55 Holdings
#7 - 2013-11-01 13:45:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Miarss Onaplate
Hey Bud, have a look in 'Tides Public'

Desperately looking for a training officer with a positive, no-nonsense outlook.

Recruitment Linky

A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them.

The Wraithguard.
#8 - 2013-11-01 14:24:53 UTC
DeadEye One
Intrepid Crossing
#9 - 2013-11-01 15:50:48 UTC
u2ng, care bears with teeth are looking for a few good members

Join our public channel: U2NG

Up2-NoGood - Care bears with teeth
Blademaster Hattori
Ruby Code
#10 - 2013-11-01 18:22:30 UTC
I would like to highly recommend Flying with animals as your choice.

You want small gang pvp, roams, smartbombing we are your one stop place to be.

We're a small well organized group, that love all shenanigans of PVP. Currently based out of a C3 with a LS static we have access to roam on a vast distance. We pvp in 0.0 suicide gank in HS and raid/PvP in other wormholes.

We have got a lot of plans for the future.

Currently are east coast to west coast time zone.

Checkout the thread for more info.

One and Only Thread

Did I say were not scared to fly the bling ship


PI_Trader - Creating, designing and managing your PI sales market tool

Rob Buie
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#11 - 2013-11-03 06:09:08 UTC
Ive had many responses here and in game. I have to read all of them to be sure where I want to try for. Thanks in advance.
Rob Buie
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#12 - 2013-11-07 06:12:59 UTC
im still looking around. I am considering you all but most of 0.0 is pretty meh... i have a 5.0 sec status that needs to go away Twisted
DrPwner Lemmont
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-11-07 11:05:15 UTC
★ Shadow Legion X ★

What we offer:
★ 0.0 Fountain SOV
★ Member of the Clusterfuck Coalition (CFC)
★ Small Scale PvP
★ CTA PvP Occasionally
★ Strat Ops SRP
★ Serpentis Ratting (Solo Tengu Most Plexes)
★ Mining w/Rorq boosts
★ Null/High Sec. Logistics (JF Service)

Programs such as an Ore/Ice/Minirals/Salvage/Loot Buyback and free BPC's are
currently being developed.

★ Must Have 15mil+ SP
★ Must be able to fly at least one of these: bomber, intercepter or T1/T2 Logi
★ Must participate in Alliance OP's
★ Must be Active
★ Must Have working microphone
● You will be required to join multiple TS, Jabber & Mumble servers
★ Must Have Mature Attitude
★ Must Provide Full API key w/No Expiry
Creper Effrenus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-11-08 16:58:46 UTC
We are low sec pvp oriented corporation. What we offer? Possibility for your sec status to go down in any way you prefer be it blops, gatecamp, small roams or solo. We dont have any mandatory ops and what you do in your free time is completly up to you but there is always someone on to pvp with or make some isk when you run out of ships. We also provide killboard an voice comms but thats pretty usual nowdays.

If you are interested or have any questions send contact me in game mail or convo.

Creper Effrenus

P.S. as others said great recruitment post
Inoue Zael
Doomed Initiative
#15 - 2013-11-08 17:50:25 UTC
Hey m8, send you a mail. Feel free to contact me anytime and checks us out at:

TINCO Recruiting