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From trial to pro in 12 days without ever paying for EvE (guide)

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To Be Me
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-11-07 14:43:51 UTC  |  Edited by: To Be Me
Before you ramble and vomit yur your nonsense, Id like to say that this is working guide full explained proved to be 100% accurate many times to me. So I just thought Id share how you do it.. Ive done it many times myself.

It could be shorten up with various other steps, but id like to keep it realistic and simple.


1st day

21 trial
do ALL career agents missions (60 agents / 4 factions) this will get you about 150mil isks
while begging for money in different public channels and local (ask for 10-20mil isks/tell them its for a drake you wanna buy, people will help you)

2nd day

keep running all career agents
while begging for money in different public channels and local (ask for 10-20mil isks/tell them its for a drake you wanna buy)

3rd day

finish running all career agents
while begging for money in different public channels and local (ask for 10-20mil isks/tell them its for a drake you wanna buy)
buy noob salvaging catalyst fit

4th day

set a distant destination and in every local, beg.
beg for money in different public channels and local (ask for 10-20mil isks/tell them its for a drake you wanna buy)
beg for people to let you salvage their level 4 missions in different public channels or join pro synergy
farm level 4 missions salvaging until you get money for plex

5th day

repeat day before until you got money for plex
note: never stop begging but dont be annoying, beg politely, ask for help

6th day

buy plex activate account
buy noctis
beg for people to let you salvage their level 4 missions (now with noctis) in different public channels or join pro synergy
farm level 4 missions salvaging until you get money for a CNR

7th day

farm level 4 missions salvaging until you get money for a CNR

8th day

farm level 4 missions salvaging until you get money for a CNR
buy CNR noob fit it for incursions

9th day

run incursions non stop like a tard

10th day

repeat day before

11th day

repeat

12th day

you should have about 2.5billion isks by now
join goons


Grats youve finished EvE

thumbs up if you like :))))
Jythier Smith
BGG Wolves
#2 - 2013-11-07 14:48:09 UTC
If you can get a PLEX you're golden. PI will pay for an account each month.
darmwand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-11-07 14:55:11 UTC
lol @ all that begging. seriously.

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
Richard Ramlrez
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-11-07 15:09:01 UTC
Its over 9000 begging!
To Be Me
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-11-07 15:26:17 UTC
darmwand wrote:
lol @ all that begging. seriously.


darmwand wrote:
lol @ all that begging. seriously.


If you dont want to beg heres how to:

(considering you play 6+ hours a day)
or it can take a little longer but still very easy to be able to plex in less than your trial, much earlier than that.


1st day

21 trial
Do ALL career agents missions (60 agents / 4 factions) this will get you about 150mil isks

2nd day

keep running all career agents

3rd day
finish running all career agents
train connections to III
buy noob pve fit caracal

4th day

run 2x level 1 missions to caldari navy (or whatever corp you pick) (access level 2 agents)
run 8x level 2 missions (access level 3 agents)
buy noob salvaging catalyst
run 16x level 3 missions and salvage them all (access level 4 agents)

5th day

join pro synergy and salvage all the contracts you can, pick a busy system as base
while farming level 3 missions and salvaging them
do this until you get money for a plex

6th day

repeat day before

7th day

repeat day before

8th day

you should have isks enough for plex
buy plex and activate account
train noctis train battleships
salvage some more contracts and farm some more level 3 missions

9th day

keep farming and salvaging contracts

10th day

you should have close to 200mil by now
Buy raven noob pve fit
run level 4s and salvage them
buy noctis

11th day

repeat day before

12th day

repeat day before

13th day

repeat day before
sell everything you got
buy CNR
fit incursion noob fit
run incursions non stop like a tard

14th

repeat day before

15th day

repeat day before

17th day

repeat day before
you should have over 2bil isks by now

18th day

join goons


Grats finished EvE

thumbs up if you like :))))
WASPY69
Xerum.
#6 - 2013-11-07 15:27:23 UTC
This "guide" is so bad in so many ways i don't even know where to start...
Spamming local will only get you blocked/blacklisted by half of eve, while some e-bushido idiot will give you their isk.
And flying a navy battleship after 9 days will only end with you losing it.

There are many ways to better start out in eve. I would recommend joining a corp that sounds cool to you, learn the game, learn the game mechanics first, and have fun. Grinding for the sole purpose of keeping your sub active is no (fun) way to play eve.
Join Faction warfare for example, and pvp fit a cheap T1 frig and run plexes all day. You will get LP (isk) and learn game mechanics.
Anyways, my 2 cents..

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Taal Khurin
Acorn Harvesting
#7 - 2013-11-07 15:28:46 UTC
To Be Me wrote:
Ive done it many times myself.


Feck urf you sod winker!
To Be Me
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-11-07 15:33:41 UTC
WASPY69 wrote:
This "guide" is so bad in so many ways i don't even know where to start...
Spamming local will only get you blocked/blacklisted by half of eve, while some e-bushido idiot will give you their isk.
And flying a navy battleship after 9 days will only end with you losing it.

There are many ways to better start out in eve. I would recommend joining a corp that sounds cool to you, learn the game, learn the game mechanics first, and have fun. Grinding for the sole purpose of keeping your sub active is no (fun) way to play eve.
Join Faction warfare for example, and pvp fit a cheap T1 frig and run plexes all day. You will get LP (isk) and learn game mechanics.
Anyways, my 2 cents..



is that why i did it so many times? I swear to god, pls kill me if I lying.

I can even do it a lot faster but its because of all other small steps and experience I guess.

From 1st day trial to 2bil isks it takes me 5-6 days.

thumbs up if you like :))))
WASPY69
Xerum.
#9 - 2013-11-07 15:40:37 UTC
To Be Me wrote:
WASPY69 wrote:
This "guide" is so bad in so many ways i don't even know where to start...
Spamming local will only get you blocked/blacklisted by half of eve, while some e-bushido idiot will give you their isk.
And flying a navy battleship after 9 days will only end with you losing it.

There are many ways to better start out in eve. I would recommend joining a corp that sounds cool to you, learn the game, learn the game mechanics first, and have fun. Grinding for the sole purpose of keeping your sub active is no (fun) way to play eve.
Join Faction warfare for example, and pvp fit a cheap T1 frig and run plexes all day. You will get LP (isk) and learn game mechanics.
Anyways, my 2 cents..



is that why i did it so many times? I swear to god, pls kill me if I lying.

I can even do it a lot faster but its because of all other small steps and experience I guess.

From 1st day trial to 2bil isks it takes me 5-6 days.


I'm only assuming this is the kinda thread a newbro will land in, and it would be the worst way for them to start out eve. They will end up in an officer fit Pirate ship, then get suicide ganked and quit eve. I'm also curious as to how you're managing to get all the required skills to fly a fitted navy battleship in 5 days.

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To Be Me
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-11-07 16:01:07 UTC
WASPY69 wrote:
To Be Me wrote:
WASPY69 wrote:
This "guide" is so bad in so many ways i don't even know where to start...
Spamming local will only get you blocked/blacklisted by half of eve, while some e-bushido idiot will give you their isk.
And flying a navy battleship after 9 days will only end with you losing it.

There are many ways to better start out in eve. I would recommend joining a corp that sounds cool to you, learn the game, learn the game mechanics first, and have fun. Grinding for the sole purpose of keeping your sub active is no (fun) way to play eve.
Join Faction warfare for example, and pvp fit a cheap T1 frig and run plexes all day. You will get LP (isk) and learn game mechanics.
Anyways, my 2 cents..



is that why i did it so many times? I swear to god, pls kill me if I lying.

I can even do it a lot faster but its because of all other small steps and experience I guess.

From 1st day trial to 2bil isks it takes me 5-6 days.


I'm only assuming this is the kinda thread a newbro will land in, and it would be the worst way for them to start out eve. They will end up in an officer fit Pirate ship, then get suicide ganked and quit eve. I'm also curious as to how you're managing to get all the required skills to fly a fitted navy battleship in 5 days.


I never said you could in 5 days, thats now whats in the guide


The guide says on the 9th day, which is possible with the right implants.

But this is just a guide ^^, the time for a new person to get a fully fitted ready cnr for incursions is about 12 days, which still pretty dam good imo.

I initially made this guide as a joke, it is possible, but hopefully new people understand that :p

thumbs up if you like :))))
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-11-07 16:04:20 UTC
Congratulations, you're working at a terrible job for less than minimum wage in most countries and you can't even put it on your resume. Way to beat the system, champ.
flakeys
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-11-07 16:07:17 UTC
You could just leave all the rambling out and state it as you mean it :


1st day till last day : Beg







We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-11-07 16:16:34 UTC
'Begging for likes. Please, I'm being witty!'

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-11-07 16:17:30 UTC
lol nice guide op

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back
destiny2
Decaying Rocky Odious Non Evil Stupid Inane Nobody
Looking for Trouble
#15 - 2013-11-07 17:32:53 UTC
or if you dont like being a mooch train for a venture go to every single abondend belt in eve and mine there 13 days i can make enough for a plex mining @ 5 hours a day, no begging involved.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2013-11-07 17:49:17 UTC
To Be Me wrote:
Before you ramble and vomit yur your nonsense



You say this..then you go on with your wall of text post.


You sir, are a hypocrite.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-11-07 18:00:41 UTC
I'm on day 7, OP. Can I have 20mil I'm trying to buy a drake. Arrow
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#18 - 2013-11-07 18:03:46 UTC
darmwand wrote:
lol @ all that begging. seriously.
Big smile

The Guide should be called "Bumming your way to Riches, EVE style".
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-11-07 18:21:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Johnny Marzetti
It's US$15. It's lunch for two, barely.

You could follow this plan or you could just not supersize it for a week or two with the same result plus living a little longer.
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#20 - 2013-11-07 18:27:46 UTC
CNR in incursions? what is this?

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
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