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Reasons For Strange & Weird Things Happening In New Eden? Pick One:
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Zedrich Ederech
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-11-07 11:51:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Zedrich Ederech
Reasons For Strange & Weird Things Happening In New Eden? Pick One of the following templates:

> Science Tests and Experiments

> The Serpentis's Shady New Drug

> Yukari is / Jovians are fooling around again

> It's a GoonSwarm Federation / Mittani Shrine Conspiracy

> Kuvakei's experiment gone wrong

> Jamyl Sarum is testing her new gadget

> Sansha is manipulating the subconscious

> CONCORD's power

> Jacus Roden was bored

> Duvolle Labs covops-cloaky

> It's Scotty in disguise

> the Minmatar broke something

> The New Order is at it again

> CCP is fooling around

> Sarum is reading a new Pax Ammaria book

> Tuxford pressed that button / flipped something

> Aliens!

> CCP Devs' Magic (ban)hammer

> It is the will of BoB

>Stealth patch

>Malkalen was an inside job

> BECAUSE OF FALCON (either one)
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#2 - 2013-11-07 12:06:32 UTC
Define weird.

Invalid signature format
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-11-07 12:42:00 UTC
Personally I think this is about to happen.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#4 - 2013-11-07 12:43:41 UTC
> It is the will of Bob

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-11-07 12:43:52 UTC
Aliens, Im sure of it.

Last time I played the game I could have sworn I saw a spaceship.









Definitely aliens...

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#6 - 2013-11-07 13:27:23 UTC
Weird things happening? I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Mhax Arthie
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-11-07 13:37:53 UTC
Zedrich Ederech wrote:
Reasons For Weird Things Happening In New Eden? Pick One of the following:

>Serpentis's Shady New Drug

>BECAUSE OF FALCON


That's all for me, thank's for asking.
Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#8 - 2013-11-07 13:47:09 UTC
Zedrich Ederech wrote:


>BECAUSE OF FALCON



As in CCP Falcon, or everyones favorite Caldari ECM boat?


Either way, its possibly one of those.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.
Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-11-07 13:57:54 UTC
Michiko Misaka
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-11-07 14:17:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Michiko Misaka
Zedrich Ederech wrote:
Reasons For Weird Things Happening In New Eden? Pick One of the following templates:

> Science Tests and Experiments

> The Serpentis's Shady New Drug

> Yukari is / Jovians are fooling around again

> It's a GoonSwarm Federation / Mittani Shrine Conspiracy

> Kuvakei's experiment gone wrong

> Jamyl Sarum is testing her new gadget

> Sansha is manipulating the subconscious

> CONCORD's power

> Jacus Roden was bored

> Duvolle Labs covops-cloaky

> It's Scotty in disguise

> the Minmatar broke something

> The New Order is at it again

> CCP is fooling around

> Sarum is reading a new Pax Ammaria book

> Tuxford pressed that button / flipped something

> CCP Devs' Magic (ban)hammer

> BECAUSE OF FALCON (either one)


....Templates like these are forbidden.
Zedrich Ederech
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-11-08 20:06:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Zedrich Ederech
..But they're not against the ToS/EULA, now...

...are they?

Edit: added more templates
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2013-11-08 20:43:19 UTC
None of these things seem strange in a fluid universe space submarine game.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-11-08 20:46:41 UTC
By Jove!!! Strange happenings are afoot.

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]
Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-11-08 20:53:16 UTC
"Weird things" ?
That's a little vague to say the least.

I blame Christ.


Totally not talking about religion here, just being a little vague. Nobody get mad.
Nile Barrabas
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-11-08 21:12:14 UTC
Zedrich Ederech wrote:

-a bunch of forbidden templates

Touhou Project? In my EVE!?

.....at least nearly all of them are applicable and make sense
LOL'd hard at the Mittani Shrine conspiracy theories

Michiko Misaka wrote:


....Templates like these are forbidden.


Somebody actually managed to get it
Kirimiya Mizuki
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-11-10 00:55:43 UTC
Needs more templates, not comprehensive enough


also nice EVE parody of a popular touhou meme
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#17 - 2013-11-10 01:10:11 UTC
I was surprised you actually had this option.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Impala59
Amazing Super Slackers
#18 - 2013-11-10 01:11:27 UTC
Everything bad in eve is because of falcon.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#19 - 2013-11-10 01:19:51 UTC
A DEV being tipsy and "tinkering" (see: "fat-fingering") some code that is seemingly unrelated to the "weird thing."

How did you Veterans start?
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#20 - 2013-11-10 01:41:41 UTC
Whatever these strange things are, it must be goons.

Grrr Goons.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
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