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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-11-04 05:39:08 UTC
Shocked

http://www.advanced-intelligence.com/goggles.html

Forget those things in the back of comics books. They're not even bothering to obfuscate the function of the product and they include a DVR so you can incriminate yourself.

Write up: http://inventorspot.com/articles/i_can_see_your_boobs_xray_glasses_become_reality_24729

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Alara IonStorm
#2 - 2013-11-04 07:35:23 UTC
I hope they pursue looong prison sentences for people using this for voyeurism. Longer if they're caught with recordings.

With all the group showers they'll be taking they'll know just how it feels.
Reiisha
#3 - 2013-11-04 08:37:37 UTC
Yeah.... That's now how x-rays work.

Smells like a scam, with that 90's website.

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all...
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-11-04 09:36:29 UTC
Aye, ill believe it when i see it.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Mudkest
Contagious Goat Labs
#5 - 2013-11-04 12:05:56 UTC
Reiisha wrote:
Yeah.... That's now how x-rays work.

Smells like a scam, with that 90's website.



Looks like my first website I made. On I tihnk it was angelfire or yahoo? with notepad and html coding when I was 15 or so :p
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-11-04 13:03:56 UTC
Reiisha wrote:
Yeah.... That's now how x-rays work.

Smells like a scam, with that 90's website.

The glasses are infrared not x-ray. Sony video cameras with night vision had this as "a problem" when people enabled the night mode during the day. They fixed the cameras to not enable the feature in daylight.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#7 - 2013-11-04 13:40:16 UTC
It's akin to a "Google Plexi-Glass" or something.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#8 - 2013-11-04 17:26:36 UTC
Here's one of those old ads, for your reference. Good times.
I ordered one of the 100 PC Toy Soldier sets once. It took about 10 weeks to be delivered, and the soldiers were about 1 cm high. But it was still very cool, no regrets on that $1.25 spent.
Taal Khurin
Acorn Harvesting
#9 - 2013-11-04 17:33:22 UTC
lol that is so fake.

1: What a dreadful website.
2: This part of the blurb made me laugh
Quote:
With your purchase. We will include a piece of clothing material that you can test the X-RAY VISION capabilities for yourself without having to go out doors to test it in public.


Riiiiggghhht...
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#10 - 2013-11-04 23:04:37 UTC
semi-related

Also needs more Nigerian princes.

wumbo
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#11 - 2013-11-04 23:07:35 UTC
Scamtastic!!!

Graygor wrote:
Aye, ill believe it when i see it.



I see what you did there.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2013-11-05 00:57:32 UTC
I feel the need to invent a childrens breakfast cereal so that I may advertise these on the back.



Would anybody feed their kids Unsuccessful O's? GD flakes? UaE loops? Shiptoasted Oats?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-11-05 02:22:30 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel the need to invent a childrens breakfast cereal so that I may advertise these on the back.



Would anybody feed their kids Unsuccessful O's? GD flakes? UaE loops? Shiptoasted Oats?

Unholios?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-11-05 07:23:03 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
Scamtastic!!!

Graygor wrote:
Aye, ill believe it when i see it.



I see what you did there.


Yay someone got the joke Big smile

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-11-05 07:24:07 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel the need to invent a childrens breakfast cereal so that I may advertise these on the back.



Would anybody feed their kids Unsuccessful O's? GD flakes? UaE loops? Shiptoasted Oats?

Unholios?


Unholios sounds good. Like fruit loops sans holes in the middle.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#16 - 2013-11-05 12:33:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Slade Trillgon
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Shiptoasted Oats?


One guess as how my mind perceived the above made up word. One hint. I said hells no Lol

EDIT: It was probably your intention, if so, well played.
Taal Khurin
Acorn Harvesting
#17 - 2013-11-05 12:39:27 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Shiptoasted Oats?


One guess as how my mind perceived the above made up word. One hint. I said hells no Lol


Haha, i read the same way! :D
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#18 - 2013-11-06 17:27:52 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel the need to invent a childrens breakfast cereal so that I may advertise these on the back.



Would anybody feed their kids Unsuccessful O's? GD flakes? UaE loops? Shiptoasted Oats?

I like the Unsuccessful O's. Kids need something to counter all of that 'Brainy Kids' 'Little Einstein' 'Genius Genius!' stuff.
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#19 - 2013-11-06 17:39:00 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel the need to invent a childrens breakfast cereal so that I may advertise these on the back.



Would anybody feed their kids Unsuccessful O's? GD flakes? UaE loops? Shiptoasted Oats?

I like the Unsuccessful O's. Kids need something to counter all of that 'Brainy Kids' 'Little Einstein' 'Genius Genius!' stuff.


Good call, my daughter will need a steady stream of checking as she is unbelievably cute and on the sharpest side of the knife drawer.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-11-06 20:20:51 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel the need to invent a childrens breakfast cereal so that I may advertise these on the back.



Would anybody feed their kids Unsuccessful O's? GD flakes? UaE loops? Shiptoasted Oats?

I like the Unsuccessful O's. Kids need something to counter all of that 'Brainy Kids' 'Little Einstein' 'Genius Genius!' stuff.

Meme Flakes: now with even more
- Fruit Failures
- Marshmallow Trolls
- Almond-covered Accidentallys
- Candy-coated Keyboard Cats
- Rippled Rage Clusters

I don't always eat Meme Flakes, but when I do, I crap metaphors.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
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