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I cannot wait until I lose my implants to a smart bomb in rubicon
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Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-11-06 01:43:26 UTC
I've grown accustomed to dying in EvE online, the thing I love the most about dying is getting the opportunity to replace all of my implants when a random smart bomb or Minmatar kills me. I was just transporting some slaves minding my own business, and some uppity Minmatar gang tries to serve me 5,000 kilometers worth of smart bombing freedom.


I think I am going to stop wearing underpants.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#2 - 2013-11-06 01:46:30 UTC
Well, once you do, you can perhaps replace them with one of the new Ascendancy implants, hooray!

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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-11-06 01:48:02 UTC
Hey look, another passive, aggressive Amarrian. Lol.

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#4 - 2013-11-06 01:52:44 UTC
WOW.

The tears are flowing THICK in GD tonight.

Big smile

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-11-06 01:57:38 UTC
Im not sure whether to go with:

"One does simply fly gate to gate in Amamake."

-or-

"Stealth 'Nerf pipebombs' thread"

-or the good old standby-

"Show us on the Roleplayer ship doll where those ebil Minmatars touched you."

Ill let GD vote on this one.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Lazy Eagle
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-11-06 02:50:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Im not sure whether to go with:

"One does simply fly gate to gate in Amamake."

-or-

"Stealth 'Nerf pipebombs' thread"

-or the good old standby-

"Show us on the Roleplayer ship doll where those ebil Minmatars touched you."

Ill let GD vote on this one.


Go with the "Stealth 'Nerf pipebombs' thread" for sure.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-11-06 02:55:47 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
WOW.

The tears are flowing THICK in GD tonight.

Big smile


Dunno about the rest of you, but I've had to go around the place with the ZAMBONI twice tonight... Pirate

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Prince Sanguine
#8 - 2013-11-06 02:56:14 UTC
Can I pod you next? Don't waste my time so wear something expensive.

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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#9 - 2013-11-06 04:00:01 UTC
You should have learned by now that us WinMatar are Evil Rasta Viking Terrorists who love blowing up your stuff.

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Nevyn Auscent
Broke Sauce
#10 - 2013-11-06 04:01:31 UTC
Pipebombs already nerfed. Frigates warp in so much faster that they live sometimes.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#11 - 2013-11-06 05:41:29 UTC
I do love to issue a Darwin Award nomination to people that autopilot in their pods.

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-11-06 08:00:55 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
I've grown accustomed to dying in EvE online, the thing I love the most about dying is getting the opportunity to replace all of my implants when a random smart bomb or Minmatar kills me. I was just transporting some slaves minding my own business, and some uppity Minmatar gang tries to serve me 5,000 kilometers worth of smart bombing freedom.


I think I am going to stop wearing underpants.


I hope the slaves could be secured to mitigate your ship loss!

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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#13 - 2013-11-06 09:27:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Im not sure whether to go with:

"One does simply fly gate to gate in Amamake."

-or-

"Stealth 'Nerf pipebombs' thread"

-or the good old standby-

"Show us on the Roleplayer ship doll where those ebil Minmatars touched you."

Ill let GD vote on this one.


You forgot the old classic "GB2WOW"

However I will vote for "One does simply fly gate to gate in Amamake.", because I like a good LOTR reference.

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Sura Sadiva
Entropic Tactical Crew
#14 - 2013-11-06 10:44:08 UTC
Really do Minmatar perpetrate such d actions?
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#15 - 2013-11-06 11:23:45 UTC
Sura Sadiva wrote:
Really do Minmatar perpetrate such d actions?


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Richard Ramlrez
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-11-06 12:42:32 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
I've grown accustomed to dying in EvE online, the thing I love the most about dying is getting the opportunity to replace all of my implants when a random smart bomb or Minmatar kills me. I was just transporting some slaves minding my own business, and some uppity Minmatar gang tries to serve me 5,000 kilometers worth of smart bombing freedom.


I think I am going to stop wearing underpants.



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