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We NEED space belts!
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Renslip Darkdraught
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-11-05 13:14:40 UTC
As a proud Amarr fighter, I am tired of my space clothes (that no one sees) not having a belt. This outfit looks way to "disco", and as a religious conservative with T2 lasers I find disco's appalling! Furthermore, we should be able to purchase golden, rank-based, cowboy-style belt buckles to properly accessorize our outfits. I believe this will be the major campaign point of the upcoming CSM elections.

Fashionably yours,
Renslip
Amarr Victor!

(I sign my posts so you know they're from me)

Drunk tank, best tank.
Mr Turing
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-11-05 13:36:47 UTC
I approve, believe and demand Rank-based belt buckles.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-11-05 14:36:26 UTC
While I find the Amarr Empire and all its religious zealots abhorrent, everyone should have the freedom to wear cowboy apparel and I support this initiative.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Kristalll
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-11-05 15:02:04 UTC
Why stop there? I want rank on the epaulettes!

“Die trying” is the proudest human thing.
Renslip Darkdraught
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-11-05 15:54:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Renslip Darkdraught
Kristalll wrote:
Why stop there? I want rank on the epaulettes!


YES! I would also like to add buttons to my shirt (in gold) denoting significant kills. When moused over, the KM (and the victim's shame) would be displayed for all to see.

Drunk tank, best tank.
Chansellor JCasey Confed
Terran Confederation Service
#6 - 2013-11-05 18:25:07 UTC
I am personally enraged on how there are not space belts. I blame CCP and CSM for this outrage.
Pinky Feldman
Amarrian Vengeance
Ragequit Cancel Sub
#7 - 2013-11-05 20:16:31 UTC
Yes! Also give us hats. plz hats!

The moar you cry the less you pee
Milton Middleson
Rifterlings
#8 - 2013-11-05 21:11:09 UTC
Everything is fine as is. Belts as proposed above would be OP and ruin the balance of the clothing metagame. They'd allow pants to operate without proper support from a group and functionally obsolete other kinds of legwear.
Renslip Darkdraught
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-11-07 15:45:11 UTC
Milton Middleson wrote:
Everything is fine as is. Belts as proposed above would be OP and ruin the balance of the clothing metagame. They'd allow pants to operate without proper support from a group and functionally obsolete other kinds of legwear.


Figures one of your kind would think things are just fine! The apparel meta needs a major rebalancing, but CCP Fozzie doesn't have the balls to take it on!

Drunk tank, best tank.