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Doomheim 478
EvEa Deva Doomheim Likes received: 478	#41 - 2011-11-16 22:48:24 UTC 1 You might be a Eve Gamer if............ you would bang your Avatar

Tritanium Industries and Technology Goonswarm Federation 6
Adraun Lorestalker Tritanium Industries and Technology Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 6	#42 - 2011-11-17 00:06:31 UTC EvEa Deva wrote: You might be a Eve Gamer if............ you would bang your Avatar LMAO nice , that deffinatley fits,. 1 day and already 3 pages woot

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1
PlasTic LiTTle Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 1	#43 - 2011-11-17 00:38:34 UTC 1 You might be a EVE gamer.... when you do a logofski while you fitghing with the wife.

Doomheim 13
Cidwm Doomheim Likes received: 13	#44 - 2011-11-17 00:39:55 UTC 1 you might be an EVE gamer if............. You bought extra moniters for more game clients/internet windows you might be an EVE gamer if............. You met your other half on EVE you might be an EVE gamer if............. You see duct tape and think minmitar

Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 118
Catlos JeminJees Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation Likes received: 118	#45 - 2011-11-17 01:01:22 UTC PlasTic LiTTle wrote: You might be a EVE gamer.... when you do a logofski while you fitghing with the wife. LOL You might be a EVE gamer.... if you refer to your kids as noob care bears

Jenshae Chiroptera

Likes received: 2,645

#46 - 2011-11-17 01:10:52 UTC

- you keep clicking "D-scan" when EVE isn't even running.
- when you are on a date and they are boring you.
- when you are boring them and thinking up something to say.

Why can't I STOP my finger moving?!? The muscles hurt! It feels sprained!!

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Doomheim 173
Mehrdad Kor-Azor Doomheim Likes received: 173	#47 - 2011-11-17 01:16:13 UTC Cidwm wrote: you might be an EVE gamer if............. You see duct tape and think minmitar Once, I wondered if I could build a car of some sort out of duct tape and rusty parts...


Adraun Lorestalker Tritanium Industries and Technology Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 6	#48 - 2011-11-18 14:11:34 UTC You might be an Eve Gamer if.. you solo fly a noob ship against gate camps just for the hilarity of it.

Liquid Relief 348
Cpt Greagor Liquid Relief Likes received: 348	#49 - 2011-11-18 14:17:38 UTC 1 ...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game. - Today's Goals - Log Into Forums - [X] Make More Useless Posts - [X] Log Into EVE - [ ]

Perkone Caldari State 60,166
Zimmy Zeta Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 60,166	#50 - 2011-11-18 14:25:30 UTC 1 Cpt Greagor wrote: ...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game. That makes you a bittervet, not an eve player. I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.


Adraun Lorestalker Tritanium Industries and Technology Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 6	#51 - 2011-11-18 15:03:18 UTC Zimmy Zeta wrote: Cpt Greagor wrote: ...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game. That makes you a bittervet, not an eve player. lmao that just means youve played this game for far to long lol

Doomheim 77
Whyumadtho Doomheim Likes received: 77	#52 - 2011-11-18 15:25:25 UTC You might be an Eve Gamer if.. you refer to going out with your girlfriend as a CTA.

Belidos Goveko

Caldari Provisions

Caldari State

Likes received: 29

#53 - 2011-11-18 15:32:04 UTC

Ptraci wrote:

Karn Dulake wrote:

You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.

As opposed to a man's vagina?

You might be an EVE Gamer if you have to close the curtains to avoid toxic doses of Vitamin D

A Mangina! Lol

You might be an EVE Gamer if .... you try to plot a route with your sat-nav and spend half an hour looking for the add waypoint button.


Belidos Goveko Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 29	#54 - 2011-11-18 15:33:03 UTC Cpt Greagor wrote: ...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game. That kinda just describes gamers in general lol

3,054
Generals4 Likes received: 3,054	#55 - 2011-11-18 15:38:38 UTC You might be a Eve Gamer if............ every time a page doesn't load you think it got ganked _-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _

Doomheim 13
Boadicea Wales Doomheim Likes received: 13	#56 - 2011-11-18 15:40:58 UTC You might be a Eve Gamer if............ are a macic depresive with no life out side of your bed room You might be a Eve Gamer if............ If you think S.A.D is a good thing

The Ascended Academy 683
Acac Sunflyier The Ascended Academy Likes received: 683	#57 - 2011-11-18 15:42:20 UTC You might be an Eve gamer if... you're driving down the highway and you want to get some sleep so you try to find safe spot to nap at.

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 3
Palantine Kaundur Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 3	#58 - 2011-11-18 15:46:12 UTC ..... If you have different fittings for your car.


Generals4 Likes received: 3,054	#59 - 2011-11-18 15:46:24 UTC You might be a Eve Gamer if........... you ask yourself why no one is mining the polar ice caps _-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _

Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 160
Lucien Visteen Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 160	#60 - 2011-11-18 15:47:18 UTC - if you buy a skill book, take it home and let is lie somewhere. (what do you mean I actually have to read it to learn it!?) The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.