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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#341 - 2013-11-03 20:22:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Dace
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts or hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#342 - 2013-11-03 20:25:08 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts or hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.



As a side note you have the most wonderfull EVE breasts ive ever laid eyes on.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#343 - 2013-11-03 20:25:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Jarod Garamonde
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts and hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.


The only part of a woman I require to be "exaggerated" is her intelligence. I have sworn off all non-nerdy women, for the rest of my life.

Also, you argued my "average in the Western half of the world" statement by bringing up Russia.
Russians are Asian. Asia is in the Eastern half of the world, along with Australia.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#344 - 2013-11-03 20:33:07 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts and hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.


The only part of a woman I require to be "exaggerated" is her intelligence. I have sworn off all non-nerdy women, for the rest of my life.

Also, you argued my "average in the Western half of the world" statement by bringing up Russia.
Russians are Asian. Asia is in the Eastern half of the world, along with Australia.


"The only part of a woman i require to be exaggerated is her intelligence"

wow, keep up the good work buddy im sure it will pay off one day.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#345 - 2013-11-03 20:35:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Dace
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts and hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.


The only part of a woman I require to be "exaggerated" is her intelligence. I have sworn off all non-nerdy women, for the rest of my life.

Also, you argued my "average in the Western half of the world" statement by bringing up Russia.
Russians are Asian. Asia is in the Eastern half of the world, along with Australia.

I wasn't arguing. Merely bringing up data related to cup size.

You must've been distracted when reading my post. It was the House meme poster, wasn't it?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#346 - 2013-11-03 20:42:03 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts and hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.


The only part of a woman I require to be "exaggerated" is her intelligence. I have sworn off all non-nerdy women, for the rest of my life.

Also, you argued my "average in the Western half of the world" statement by bringing up Russia.
Russians are Asian. Asia is in the Eastern half of the world, along with Australia.

I wasn't arguing. Merely bringing up data related to cup size.

You must've been distracted when reading my post. It was the House meme poster, wasn't it?


Not distracted at all. Just nitpicking a small part of your post to keep some kind of debate rolling, here.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#347 - 2013-11-03 20:45:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jarod Garamonde
AndromacheDarkstar wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Angeal MacNova wrote:
Well, I did some digging and I'm currently around the 15 mark as far as websites go. The general consensus looks like most guys like C cup.



Which is average in the Western half of the world. Most would consider C-cup to be "perfect", or at the very least, "ideal".

It also has more to do with ratios. A quick glance at a woman with obvious breasts, a waist that is narrower than the profile of her breasts and hips basically says "guaranteed female" to men's subconscious.

But averages have been trending up in recent years. Russia's average, for example, is now a d-cup.

For most heterosexual men who prefer large breasts, it's about exaggerated femininity.


The only part of a woman I require to be "exaggerated" is her intelligence. I have sworn off all non-nerdy women, for the rest of my life.

Also, you argued my "average in the Western half of the world" statement by bringing up Russia.
Russians are Asian. Asia is in the Eastern half of the world, along with Australia.


"The only part of a woman i require to be exaggerated is her intelligence"

wow, keep up the good work buddy im sure it will pay off one day.


It already has. I've been with my current girlfriend for over a year. we nerd out on all kinds of sci fi, and doubled our book collection when we moved in together.
Far better than what I was doing before I met her... meet a girl > date for exactly three weeks > break up with her for being boring > get berated by my mates for "throwing away a total hottie" for a week > repeat, ad nausem

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#348 - 2013-11-03 20:48:22 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Not distracted at all. Just nitpicking a small part of your post to keep some kind of debate rolling, here.

Big smile

For the record, a girl who is both nerdy and busty... win-win.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#349 - 2013-11-03 20:53:12 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Not distracted at all. Just nitpicking a small part of your post to keep some kind of debate rolling, here.

Big smile

For the record, a girl who is both nerdy and busty... win-win.


My lady is physically average, in nearly every way.
The payoff is that in the brains and personality department, she is destabilizingly awesome.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#350 - 2013-11-03 21:50:15 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Not distracted at all. Just nitpicking a small part of your post to keep some kind of debate rolling, here.

Big smile

For the record, a girl who is both nerdy and busty... win-win.


My lady is physically average, in nearly every way.
The payoff is that in the brains and personality department, she is destabilizingly awesome.


I guess im either very lucky or completely bowled over because my Gf is far from average in any way at all and that makes me a very happy man.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#351 - 2013-11-03 22:05:17 UTC
AndromacheDarkstar wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Not distracted at all. Just nitpicking a small part of your post to keep some kind of debate rolling, here.

Big smile

For the record, a girl who is both nerdy and busty... win-win.


My lady is physically average, in nearly every way.
The payoff is that in the brains and personality department, she is destabilizingly awesome.


I guess im either very lucky or completely bowled over because my Gf is far from average in any way at all and that makes me a very happy man.


We can do one of the following:
1: compare eachother's phallic length and girth to see whose is bigger
2: argue about which one of us has a better girlfriend

But we can't do both. Mostly because that will end in a draw... your peen is most likely bigger than mine. That's not surprising. But my girlfriend is superior to everyone's girlfriend.
This will end in a cyclic argument, causing an inevitable critical mass that would endanger the very fabric of EVE, and force CCP to sell the game world to Obama. Even if you voted for him, deep in your soul you KNOW you don't want that.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#352 - 2013-11-04 01:04:24 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
AndromacheDarkstar wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Not distracted at all. Just nitpicking a small part of your post to keep some kind of debate rolling, here.

Big smile

For the record, a girl who is both nerdy and busty... win-win.


My lady is physically average, in nearly every way.
The payoff is that in the brains and personality department, she is destabilizingly awesome.


I guess im either very lucky or completely bowled over because my Gf is far from average in any way at all and that makes me a very happy man.


We can do one of the following:
1: compare eachother's phallic length and girth to see whose is bigger
2: argue about which one of us has a better girlfriend

But we can't do both. Mostly because that will end in a draw... your peen is most likely bigger than mine. That's not surprising. But my girlfriend is superior to everyone's girlfriend.
This will end in a cyclic argument, causing an inevitable critical mass that would endanger the very fabric of EVE, and force CCP to sell the game world to Obama. Even if you voted for him, deep in your soul you KNOW you don't want that.


Insert mandatory purchase of sub par ship insurance joke here.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
FlinchingNinja Kishunuba
Crunchy Crunchy
#353 - 2013-11-04 01:12:35 UTC
I find an over abundance of phalic shaped ships intimidating, I have resorted to "stuffing" and I blame CCP.

Sorry its late, I climb a lot and generally find an athletic body to be sexy. Normally this doesn't include huge boobs.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#354 - 2013-11-04 02:54:21 UTC
who resurrected this?

you mean we don't have to look at a brand new thread including all these "facts?"

semi-refresing...
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#355 - 2013-11-04 03:17:58 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
who resurrected this?

you mean we don't have to look at a brand new thread including all these "facts?"

semi-refresing...


Didn't you know that the week leading up to Halloween is official Necropost Week?
This tradition is as old as internet forums, themselves...

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#356 - 2013-11-04 04:39:50 UTC
OH this thread has Reappeared, I upgraded my Assets since last time Lol

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#357 - 2013-11-04 05:08:49 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
OH this thread has Reappeared, I upgraded my Assets since last time Lol


Those sleeves tho Cool

wumbo
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#358 - 2013-11-04 09:07:47 UTC
I'm a guy in real life, so I make all of my game avatars be guys. I never really understood why guys made female avatars until my friend told me that he would rather look at a girl all day than a guy. My only response was "Well if you're into animated characters . . . ".

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#359 - 2013-11-04 09:10:21 UTC
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
I'm a guy in real life, so I make all of my game avatars be guys. I never really understood why guys made female avatars until my friend told me that he would rather look at a girl all day than a guy. My only response was "Well if you're into animated characters . . . ".


You don't have to be into animated characters to enjoy what you're looking at.

As for your sig... does that mean women don't have to post with their main?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#360 - 2013-11-04 09:10:57 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
I'm a guy in real life, so I make all of my game avatars be guys. I never really understood why guys made female avatars until my friend told me that he would rather look at a girl all day than a guy. My only response was "Well if you're into animated characters . . . ".


You don't have to be into animated characters to enjoy what you're looking at.

As for your sig... does that mean women don't have to post with their main?


Yes

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager