Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

I think we like fun. Maybe. I'm not sure exactly what Morrin was trying to say there.

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Friday!

Morrin Joe loves to kill things after she bakes cookies for her maybe new friends! ^^ Want cookies?

You know what makes Monday better? Explosions!

We would love to have you join us

What to say here? *thinking*

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Hello New Maybe Friend! ^^

We are NOT looking for the following:

1) Non fun pilots (Cause well...that sucks for everyone)

2) Pilots who refuse to use team speak during optional Ops (Because that is lame)

3) Pilots that are meanies (Mean people suck)

4) Pilots that view EVE as a second job ( This should be obvious)

5) Pilots that are NOT fun (did I mention that?)

6) Pilots that are awoxers (I have a list and am willing to share)

7) Pilots who would not enjoy our entertaining local chat ( I DO give out baked goods to the neighbors and I also admit I WILL ask them to kill the strangers)

8) Pilots that do not like baked goods mentioned in the *FUN* aspect! (Did I mention we are not like the rest of the corps?)

9) Pilots that are shy ( How can you have fun if you are shy?)

10) Pilots that insist on a PG13 Corp (That is NOT us)

11) Pilots who are goon friendly (We are NOT goon friendly.....yuk)

12) Pilots that refuse to shoot stuff with us. ( Cause we wanna do that with ya)

13) Pilots that tremble and are scared of WAR ZONES. ( Cause we want kills on our kill boards and we DO support our awesome alliance Catastrophic Uprising and our friends! )

That being said....If you do NOT fall into the above list you *might* get into our corp!

What we DO have to offer!

1) We DO like to have fun! ( This is a game after all and it is SUPPOSED to be fun)

2) We DO have a sweet sov spot with additional offices in high sec and low sec and other great locations!

3) We ARE at WAR at the moment in the biggest war in EVE...if you are a competent pilot that likes team play and has the ability (not skills) to continue to learn and is looking for good fights then we want you!

4) We DO like to have fun! (Did I mention that?)

5) We ARE a 2006 Corporation (That means we have secret stuff)

6) We DO send out a Newsletters, have a website and forums (Cause we like to be informed)

7) We DO have an Industry Section that is growing rapidly (Cause we like to have lots of stuff)

8) We DO have a Black Ops Squad ( ----------nothing to say here as this is a secret---------)

9) We DO like to mega mine ( um um yeah..moving on)

10) We DO have MANY OLD Pilots that know and have stuff ( More secret stuff with this....shhhh)

11) We DO have some wonderful friends ( Need to know basis on this one)

12) We DO have scheduled Ops (But that schedule is a secret)

12) We DO like to PvP (This is EVE after all)

13) We DO have more stuff that makes us who we are however I am not allowed to say in the forums (I do not like to get into trouble)

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Basically....

1) If you are a returning pilot we have a spot for you!

2) If you have over 10 million skill points we want you!

3) If you are in a boring corp and want fun then we are it!

NOTE: We do require a full API on your main and alts.

Feel free to join our public channel: Infinitech Public
(WARNING: I admit some do come for the cookies and pie and general baked dessert of the day and we are known to have some non-friends pop in to lurk so therefore all recruitment specific conversations will be taken out of game! )
Please feel free to convo one of our recruiters in game!

Morrin Joe
Hung Xilo
Toedmage Charante
Shar'Reen Khazaraa
Masz Noiz
David Kraznayevski[/center]

Hugs and cookies from,

Morrin Joe (Who IS nice and sweet and WAS innocent until joining this corp, sigh)

PS: Please tell everyone you know that Morrin Joe is a male truck driver from Detroit that weighs over 369 pounds and has a full beard with big ****! K? Thanks! ^^

Hello New Maybe Friend! ^^

We are NOT looking for the following:

1) Non fun pilots (Cause well...that sucks for everyone)

2) Pilots who refuse to use team speak during optional Ops (Because that is lame)

3) Pilots that are meanies (Mean people suck)

4) Pilots that view EVE as a second job ( This should be obvious)

5) Pilots that are NOT fun (did I mention that?)

6) Pilots that are awoxers (I have a list and am willing to share)

7) Pilots who would not enjoy our entertaining local chat ( I DO give out baked goods to the neighbors and I also admit I WILL ask them to kill the strangers)

8) Pilots that do not like baked goods mentioned in the *FUN* aspect! (Did I mention we are not like the rest of the corps?)

9) Pilots that are shy ( How can you have fun if you are shy?)

10) Pilots that insist on a PG13 Corp (That is NOT us)

11) Pilots who are goon friendly (We are NOT goon friendly.....yuk)

12) Pilots that refuse to shoot stuff with us. ( Cause we wanna do that with ya)

13) Pilots that tremble and are scared of WAR ZONES. ( Cause we want kills on our kill boards and we DO support our awesome alliance Catastrophic Uprising and our friends! )

That being said....If you do NOT fall into the above list you *might* get into our corp!

What we DO have to offer!

1) We DO like to have fun! ( This is a game after all and it is SUPPOSED to be fun)

2) We DO have a sweet sov spot with additional offices in high sec and low sec and other great locations!

3) We ARE at WAR at the moment in the biggest war in EVE...if you are a competent pilot that likes team play and has the ability (not skills) to continue to learn and is looking for good fights then we want you!

4) We DO like to have fun! (Did I mention that?)

5) We ARE a 2006 Corporation (That means we have secret stuff)

6) We DO send out a Newsletters, have a website and forums (Cause we like to be informed)

7) We DO have an Industry Section that is growing rapidly (Cause we like to have lots of stuff)

8) We DO have a Black Ops Squad ( ----------nothing to say here as this is a secret---------)

9) We DO like to mega mine ( um um yeah..moving on)

10) We DO have MANY OLD Pilots that know and have stuff ( More secret stuff with this....shhhh)

11) We DO have some wonderful friends ( Need to know basis on this one)

12) We DO have scheduled Ops (But that schedule is a secret)

12) We DO like to PvP (This is EVE after all)

13) We DO have more stuff that makes us who we are however I am not allowed to say in the forums (I do not like to get into trouble)

****************************************************************************************************************************************

Basically....

1) If you are a returning pilot we have a spot for you!

2) If you have over 10 million skill points we want you!

3) If you are in a boring corp and want fun then we are it!

NOTE: We do require a full API on your main and alts.

Feel free to join our public channel: Infinitech Public
(WARNING: I admit some do come for the cookies and pie and general baked dessert of the day and we are known to have some non-friends pop in to lurk so therefore all recruitment specific conversations will be taken out of game! )
Please feel free to convo one of our recruiters in game!

Morrin Joe
Hung Xilo
Toedmage Charante
Shar'Reen Khazaraa
Masz Noiz
David Kraznayevski[/center]

Hugs and cookies from,

Morrin Joe (Who IS nice and sweet and WAS innocent until joining this corp, sigh)

PS: Please tell everyone you know that Morrin Joe is a male truck driver from Detroit that weighs over 369 pounds and has a full beard with big ****! K? Thanks! ^^