Crime & Punishment

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH?

Much like fishing on the REAL side of your monitor, the FISH in PIXEL Land act and react with similar behavior patterns.

When you go fishing you try to remove yourself as far from the fish as possible and ensure the bait is both attractive and the line is transparent. Once the fish has taken the bait, you reel it in as quickly as possible without losing the hook. Regardless if you are fishing for food or if you are fishing for sport, it is always good to be able to fish effectively and intelligently. Many fishermen have trophy fish they target, wether its SIZE, BREED, or QUANTITY there is a predetermined goal on each fishing trip that motivates that fisherman to return to the craft.

In Pixel Land if you can parallel looking for a solid "MARK" to the art of fishing you will be far more successful. Many players in game splash around and make a large disturbance in the few main channels of EVE. Examples would be ALL MAJOR TRADE HUBS AND TRADE CHANNELS. This can be effective and you may catch a few small fish here and there but none of the BIG FISH bite in these channels (unless you have BIG BAIT or BIG SKILLZ).

The premium place to drop your bait lines are in local chats as you autopilot in a shuttle from mission hub to mission hub and also the forums. With the exception of CHARACTER BAZARRE and THE GTC BAZARE, ALL other forums are free game for dropping your bait. (Note: FORUMS HAVE HUGE FISH) Regardless of your end goal, these 2 forms of advertisement are the best ways to bait.

If a player is trying to get another player in game to aggress (bite) or if a player is trying to get another player to make his wallet go flashy (bite) it is the same thing. The fish in EVE bite millions of times each day and if you are a trained and seasoned fisherman or a MASTER BAITER you will pull in the BIG FISH on a regular basis. Knowing WHERE to look and HOW to bait and WHAT to bait with will be a skill set you will improve on over time.

ARE YOU PREPARED?

It is an easy thing to talk to 1 person and convince them to committ 1 action that makes sense logically and financially.

EXAMPLE:

If I meet you on the street and offer to give you 5 dollars for 4 quarters, after a general introduction and explaining i need to use the payphone but i only have a 5 dollar bill, you would gladly agree to the exchange. But for me to advertise on TV that I am offfering 5 dollars for 1 dollar it would be identified by the general public as a hoax and ignored by 99.99% of the people viewing.

When you spam your bait into the general populous, you WILL get convoes. and MANY will idnetify you as a SCAMMER / GRIEFER but others will BITE. When you get 4-8 bites at the same time how can you effectively handle them and weed out the small fish?

You NEED to have your conversations preloaded in a copy paste format in the notebook found under accessories on left side of your screen. BEFORE you drop your 1st bait line you must have multiple counters to the accusations that you will receive. As well as step by step instructions preloaded into your notebook in a copy paste format that you can intermittently paste for the "MARK" so they think they are talking to you. If you do this correctly. You can simply copy paste all day for peeps and watch your wallet blink.

The man jizzum CCP shot into the eyes of space pilots to act as an adhesive entity shortly before affixing a monocle must surely have gone rancid by now.

TL;DR?

TL;DR Pizza an beer are my motivation

Your walls of text suggest you don't know the first thing about capturing and maintaining someone's attention.

He appears to have his heart in the right place, but he should hire someone to make his public announcements for him.