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Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-10-26 15:10:09 UTC
Well I been a shameless bear for a while and got really bored of running lvl 4s, so I decided to make others life interesting. Ugh

On my efforts to save people from a boring long trip while they do other things, I decided to provide an xpress pod service. Big smile

11 clients, 2 of them very stisfied with my services that they made killrights available for a fee of course. Twisted

I started killing goo containers and I loved it, please keep auto flying on pods i need my medicine. Cool

Fly safe on your pod, ill be waiting for you somewere.
Michael Joseph Jackson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-10-26 15:50:04 UTC
Thriller!
Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-10-26 15:54:24 UTC
Michael Joseph Jackson wrote:
Thriller!



You freak me out. Shocked

If you ever autopilot ill stay away from you, i dont want to be sucked into everland. Lol
ST0NER SMURF
Vrix Nation
#4 - 2013-10-26 21:38:21 UTC
kill them all. wel not all leave afew for me :)

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♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2013-10-27 00:21:52 UTC
Michael Joseph Jackson wrote:
Thriller!



Haha Brill Avatar! Cool

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-10-27 00:47:20 UTC
Eranicus II wrote:
Well I been a shameless bear for a while and got really bored of running lvl 4s, so I decided to make others life interesting. Ugh

On my efforts to save people from a boring long trip while they do other things, I decided to provide an xpress pod service. Big smile

11 clients, 2 of them very stisfied with my services that they made killrights available for a fee of course. Twisted

I started killing goo containers and I loved it, please keep auto flying on pods i need my medicine. Cool

Fly safe on your pod, ill be waiting for you somewere.


you must think this is something new!?go check out Zydrine Megacyte,that's the type of pod hunter people should be worried about
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-10-27 00:52:44 UTC
I support this product/service.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-10-27 01:49:07 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
Eranicus II wrote:
Well I been a shameless bear for a while and got really bored of running lvl 4s, so I decided to make others life interesting. Ugh

On my efforts to save people from a boring long trip while they do other things, I decided to provide an xpress pod service. Big smile

11 clients, 2 of them very stisfied with my services that they made killrights available for a fee of course. Twisted

I started killing goo containers and I loved it, please keep auto flying on pods i need my medicine. Cool

Fly safe on your pod, ill be waiting for you somewere.


you must think this is something new!?go check out Zydrine Megacyte,that's the type of pod hunter people should be worried about



Nope I don't think is something new, but it is new for me. I saw some 315 or whatever dude do it and figured why not?

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#9 - 2013-10-27 02:59:53 UTC
ST0NER SMURF wrote:
kill them all. wel not all leave afew for me :)


It's a sad world when there are enough AFK idiots autopiloting pods that the Smurfs can't get them all themselves.

Welcome to EVE, and congratulations on growing out of the carebear phase!

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#10 - 2013-10-27 05:25:35 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
ST0NER SMURF wrote:
kill them all. wel not all leave afew for me :)


It's a sad world when there are enough AFK idiots autopiloting pods that the Smurfs can't get them all themselves.



I lose hope in humanity every time I go pod squishing....
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#11 - 2013-10-28 02:36:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Sabriz Adoudel
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
ST0NER SMURF wrote:
kill them all. wel not all leave afew for me :)


It's a sad world when there are enough AFK idiots autopiloting pods that the Smurfs can't get them all themselves.



I lose hope in humanity every time I go pod squishing....



Every now and again, someone urinates in the gene pool and we wind up with the sort of people that AFK in 2b pods all over highsec. I like to think of us as the pool cleaners - it's not a glamorous job, but it has to be done.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Borsek
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-10-28 12:31:17 UTC
There's too much chlorine in the gene pool anyway... I think the most fun can be had undocking in jita and shooting a pod that just undocked afk.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#13 - 2013-10-28 16:33:54 UTC
Borsek wrote:
There's too much chlorine in the gene pool anyway... I think the most fun can be had undocking in jita and shooting a pod that just undocked afk.


Nah, I prefer waiting until December to spread xmas cheer! Especially since ccp usually gives out implants as gifts. The mail alone is all I ever want for xmas.

Here's my favorite of all time(edited so I don't get banned):

You're a Ni**er
2013.01.25 15:46
From:xxxxxx
To: xxxxx


Ni**er.



(Ya have to really respect the simplicity of that kind of rage)
Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-10-28 20:25:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Eranicus II
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Borsek wrote:
There's too much chlorine in the gene pool anyway... I think the most fun can be had undocking in jita and shooting a pod that just undocked afk.


Nah, I prefer waiting until December to spread xmas cheer! Especially since ccp usually gives out implants as gifts. The mail alone is all I ever want for xmas.

Here's my favorite of all time(edited so I don't get banned):

You're a Ni**er
2013.01.25 15:46
From:xxxxxx
To: xxxxx


Ni**er.



(Ya have to really respect the simplicity of that kind of rage)



I have not been lucky enough to receive a evemail like that, most of my costumers have been very satisfied with my service, at least enough that they wont file any complaints about my dedicated service. Cool

Although maybe I should offer a complaint box to them. P

800-pod-xpres, evemail would be prefferable so there is documented evidence of mis-behaviour on my part. Lol

press 1 if you are a current costumer.
press 2 if you are a future costumer.
press 3 if you want to activate killrights.
press 4 if you want to speak to pod express agent.

PS. I am soo making a corp with such name. Pirate
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#15 - 2013-10-29 03:07:53 UTC
An alt of mine just issued a Darwin Award to one of these autopiloting pods in Dodixie. Sadly, nothing of note was found.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
iPod Blues
Move along there is nothing here
#16 - 2013-10-29 03:53:49 UTC
I had a disappointing foray into capsule euthanization today.

I now need to decide whether or not I want this character to be at flashy red sec status or not. Probably not, tbh, as they are a trader alt too.
Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-10-29 04:11:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Eranicus II
iPod Blues wrote:
I had a disappointing foray into capsule euthanization today.

I now need to decide whether or not I want this character to be at flashy red sec status or not. Probably not, tbh, as they are a trader alt too.



making alts for trade or market is easy and requires low sp, there are tags for exchange, which I just used to increase my sec so I can fight some dude that keeps activating killrights on me.

So my suggestion would be: go ahead have fun, but practice how to warp out with pod first so you don't end up loosing too. Lol


Now to create my corp. Big smile
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2013-10-29 05:00:12 UTC
Eranicus II wrote:
iPod Blues wrote:
I had a disappointing foray into capsule euthanization today.

I now need to decide whether or not I want this character to be at flashy red sec status or not. Probably not, tbh, as they are a trader alt too.



making alts for trade or market is easy and requires low sp, there are tags for exchange, which I just used to increase my sec so I can fight some dude that keeps activating killrights on me.

So my suggestion would be: go ahead have fun, but practice how to warp out with pod first so you don't end up loosing too. Lol


Now to create my corp. Big smile



It's more SP than you might think in trading. Wholesale 5 is a prerequisite for Tycoon, and it is a long train, as are Broker Relations 5, Accounting 5, Visibility 4 and getting the blasted corp standings (with mission corps that own stations) high enough to keep broker fees down.

Depending on what you trade, Margin Trading 4 or 5 may be needed, as may some other things too.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Eranicus II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-10-29 13:30:51 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Eranicus II wrote:
iPod Blues wrote:
I had a disappointing foray into capsule euthanization today.

I now need to decide whether or not I want this character to be at flashy red sec status or not. Probably not, tbh, as they are a trader alt too.



making alts for trade or market is easy and requires low sp, there are tags for exchange, which I just used to increase my sec so I can fight some dude that keeps activating killrights on me.

So my suggestion would be: go ahead have fun, but practice how to warp out with pod first so you don't end up loosing too. Lol


Now to create my corp. Big smile



It's more SP than you might think in trading. Wholesale 5 is a prerequisite for Tycoon, and it is a long train, as are Broker Relations 5, Accounting 5, Visibility 4 and getting the blasted corp standings (with mission corps that own stations) high enough to keep broker fees down.

Depending on what you trade, Margin Trading 4 or 5 may be needed, as may some other things too.



Yeah I was thinking last night about it, and you are right market skills require more time than just creating a minmatar alt and skilling the necesary skills for pod killing.

Which only requires t1 named stuff and destroyer to lvl 4 to be effective and is a lot easier to train.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#20 - 2013-10-29 14:10:49 UTC
Eranicus II wrote:

Which only requires t1 named stuff and destroyer to lvl 4 to be effective and is a lot easier to train.


Don't forget bookmarks so you can camp busy gates while flashy. That comes with the added bonus of watching every goober and his brother trying to burn out 250km to kill the flashy in an afterburner battleship. When ya get those, kill a pod in front of them then blame them for not being able to stop you. They LOVE that.

Here's another good one:
You'll get highsec tough guys sometimes who will want a fight. Tell them to go to low sec several jumps away. When they arrive there tell them to go somewhere else because that system is too busy. See how many places you can get them to go before it dawns on them that you aren't coming. I call it Homo's tourist service and it generates some great hate mail.
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