Crime & Punishment

If you got your thumb out of your ass and fought us i wouldnt have to sing you my boo boo bear songs.

I heard if you go into the bathroom, Say 'Soraya Sucks' 3 times fast with the lights off- She will jump out of the shadows and make an utter fool out of herself on the forums.

Damn, nothing just stole 15 precious seconds of my life.

I LIKES TALKING ABOUT "NOTHING" .....

BEEN TOLD IS ONLY THING I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT

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FUNNY THING IS THERES NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT MAKING FUN OF NOTHING

its called being mercs for a reason we get pad to do things others dont or rather cant, but ive heard some funny things like jack hate amarr and im guessing u think ur super pro pvper. Just some things ive heard...

Edit: Links to killmails are not allowed in Crime and Punishment, CCP Phantom.

Wtf is up with that fit??
and i podded you.

So how does it feel to lose to a amarr cruiser?

Only reason alot of people hate on us is bc the effort we put into our tactics and the amount of fights weve been highly outnumberd and won with no losses,

Ask No Kings and Dirt Nap Squad the 2 latest victims of our fleet combt skills, but we are not perfect we do make mistakes.
Yet everyone makes mistakes but when we do everyone hates on it and lols about it but when others lose **** its rarely mentioned nor posted on there killboards, or Its pulled from BC b/c people get all butthurt yet btw the kills are back on battleclinic( im speaking to adopt).

We do what we do and we do it good, yes alot of mercs donts mack but you know what, its a game if u get all butthurt over some words maybe u shouldnt be playing this game and go to type sensitive gam like WoW or some other little childs game.

Smack is part of tactics aka mind warefare and we surely have the best in corp to be mentioned; lPrincesslEVE, And Ushwi Hobak.

We are effective and til we decide o change we will stay the same and be the same just only get stronger everyday :)

Props to you man but most of our derision is aimed at not so much how you perform as mercs, but more towards Soraya Nilaighan's awesome posting skills.

If I were you I'd have a word with Soraya and maybe get them to stop posting , before you lose all your work

I was wondering how long it would take your ass to start up Drake.

Well, here's the funny thing. I spent over an hour and a half undocked with five active war targets in system, and here's the thing. They didn't do anything. They couldn't find me.

And before you even suggest it, no, I wasn't cloaked. I was in a T1 cruiser near a celestial, just watching the entertainment in Local and laughing my ass off.

Just you?

Funny that.

Oh and as for your "drama-crap-tastic" strategy.... I don't really give a ****.

So please Jack...grow up...your worse than a 6 year old who doesn't know when to shut up.

Your butt hurt is seriously loud and cramping your style.


You know its funny...you always say that you undock without hesitation and that you take anything on you want.
That I never undock and refuse to lose equipment because Im a scardy cat.


The difference between you and me "Jack" is you ignore the obvious things.... things like tactics...strategy.

Who the #### undocks in the face of a toon far older than you to face down a Legion in a Tech 2 fitted battleship?

Aparently you do...while all others scratch their heads and question your sanity.

And you got podded as well...that's funny.

You would be quick to say **** happens but you know what? I see a pattern here. **** happens alot when people are near you.

Your alliance alone has lost more equipment and ships that I begin to wonder how it is you can face your team...that or they are too affarid to stand up to your anger.

There's even kills I know about that aren't posted in Battleclinic...

Embarrassing ones to be sure.

And your response? You knock over a mining ship..a destroyer.

In a Ishkur.

You know jack...a PVP'er is someone who attacks combat pilots....pilots who have just as every chance of taking you out as you do them.

Your not a PVP'er.

Your an pissant greifer.

Who thinks he's a PVP'er.



I myself? I don't have time for that ****.... I'm just enjoying the game with what little time I got.

Am I a carebear? Probially...likely.... but I don't throw myself at the meat grinder when its a little too obvious to a child that the fight its not a smart one.

It's called Common Sense...and you lack a great deal of it.

So please jack...keep flaunting your fancy peacock feathers and showing everyone "whose boss"

I think God Squads got you pegged.

And while your laughing your ass off at a celestial...they eliminate more and more of your hardware.

I wouldn't be laughing.

I'd be worried.


Not about the lost hardware (although a large control tower is nothing to sneeze at).

I'd be worried that you've fed a ravenous wolf....and its hungry for more blood.


So what are you going to do Jack? Hide in a station? The same cowardly act you accuse me of?

Or are you going to go out there and answer the challenge they threw down.



It's a shame...wish I had the Isk to pay them...I'd keep them on your ass for as long as possible.

PS: The best part is..... you got your ass handed to you by the ship you teased me about on a frequent basis. So much for "If your happy and you know it Pod Amarr". A Legion Jack....a Legion..... that...made my morning.

Actually....you had at least 2-3 people logged on at the time.

All hiding...

I may not be able to do a damn thing about most things....but I can still watch...track...record.

This little event has had me enjoying a nice bag of Popcorn and watching with great earnest on the goings ons of God Sqaud.

PS: And I'm sure Zero Threat has a point of contention on your claims as well. But he can speak for himself.

Who was hiding now?

The group of five that was actually sitting in open space the entire time?

But then again, when you count 5 active war targets, a neutral utilized to ram people off of things, and 3 neutral remote reps, yeah, that's where common sense says that engaging isn't the brightest idea. So we didn't.

lol's were had by all though.