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Warning Kristoff Merkas is an Corp thief
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Zeera Tomb-Raider
Vega Farscape
#1 - 2013-10-28 01:54:26 UTC
To be marked an corp thief for about 50m isk. thats not wery smart.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-10-28 02:24:02 UTC
It's "a" corp thief, not "an."
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#3 - 2013-10-28 02:33:36 UTC
That's not good news.

Are you in need of a replacement corp director to fill the newly vacant role? I'm trustworthy.

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Veritaal
Veri-Tech Tax Haven
#4 - 2013-10-28 04:39:15 UTC
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.
Zeera Tomb-Raider
Vega Farscape
#5 - 2013-10-28 08:12:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeera Tomb-Raider
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

He did not have access to the wallet Corp., he stole the ammo drons and mods from the corp hangar. corp members put also thing there so he stole from them too
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#6 - 2013-10-28 08:37:19 UTC
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

Hi dident hawe acces to corp wallet hi stole ammo drons mods from corp hangar.so hi stole from corp member to sins they also put ammo and mods ther.


Anyone able to translate this drivel into English?

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7 - 2013-10-28 08:40:28 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

Hi dident hawe acces to corp wallet hi stole ammo drons mods from corp hangar.so hi stole from corp member to sins they also put ammo and mods ther.


Anyone able to translate this drivel into English?


I could barely get past "not wery smart."

I propose that the accused corp thief is in fact innocent, and the OP is in fact the dirty thief.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#8 - 2013-10-28 08:56:14 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

Hi dident hawe acces to corp wallet hi stole ammo drons mods from corp hangar.so hi stole from corp member to sins they also put ammo and mods ther.


Anyone able to translate this drivel into English?


I could barely get past "not wery smart."

I propose that the accused corp thief is in fact innocent, and the OP is in fact the dirty thief.



On second thoughts, it's unlikely to merit translation.

What is wrong with corp theft? I've always considered it one of the greatest drivers of intrigue and content in this game.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2013-10-28 09:01:57 UTC
OP robbed an aspiring young miscreant of a big haul with the pittance he was allowed to steal.... I'm not sure which is worse, that he was denied the opportunity to lift something big, or that he's being outed for stealing the equivalent of the spare change in the ashtray. *scratches head*

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#10 - 2013-10-28 09:55:05 UTC
Came to troll , but must admit, that 50 Mil hardly counts as stealing. He most probably needed a ticket for the first train out of your corp and he still had to pay more than half of the ticket price. I don't see a theft and i am probably not the only one.

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Zeera Tomb-Raider
Vega Farscape
#11 - 2013-10-28 10:25:03 UTC
Jack Morrison wrote:
Came to troll , but must admit, that 50 Mil hardly counts as stealing. He most probably needed a ticket for the first train out of your corp and he still had to pay more than half of the ticket price. I don't see a theft and i am probably not the only one.
Then plees give him access to your wallet !!!
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#12 - 2013-10-28 10:31:44 UTC
Having recently been accused of a similar act myself i demand to see evidence. My reputation has suffered and my personnal life has been affected, ive lost sleep and earnings due to these disgusting accusations and i demand justice for all those wrongly accused.
Borsek
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2013-10-28 11:19:02 UTC
Lol, stealing ammo. It's like that bum who stole my swim trunks and snorkle once.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-10-28 13:42:51 UTC
Borsek wrote:
Lol, stealing ammo. It's like that bum who stole my swim trunks and snorkle once.

Lol
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#15 - 2013-10-28 16:19:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Minmatar Citizen160812
I don't know what's funnier...the fact you only had 50mil to steal or someone stole it.


Edit:

Wery Funny!!!
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#16 - 2013-10-28 17:25:27 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

Hi dident hawe acces to corp wallet hi stole ammo drons mods from corp hangar.so hi stole from corp member to sins they also put ammo and mods ther.


Anyone able to translate this drivel into English?



I shall attempt it:

He didn't have access to the corporation wallet. Rather, he stole ammunition, drones and modules from a corporation hangar to which he had been granted access. He, in a sense, also stole from fellow corporation members since they had placed their own ammunition and modules in said corporation hangar.

No good deed goes unpunished
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-10-28 19:16:24 UTC
Maxpie wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

Hi dident hawe acces to corp wallet hi stole ammo drons mods from corp hangar.so hi stole from corp member to sins they also put ammo and mods ther.


Anyone able to translate this drivel into English?



I shall attempt it:

He didn't have access to the corporation wallet. Rather, he stole ammunition, drones and modules from a corporation hangar to which he had been granted access. He, in a sense, also stole from fellow corporation members since they had placed their own ammunition and modules in said corporation hangar.


Needs a thumbs down button.

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-10-28 19:19:41 UTC
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

He did not have access to the wallet Corp., he stole the ammo drons and mods from the corp hangar. corp members put also thing there so he stole from them too



Wait.. .what? He took ammo and drones from the hanger he was allowed to take stuff from? Uh... How is that stealing? We use a corp hanger for all that stuff too.. its kinda take-what-you-need ish...

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-10-28 20:01:19 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Zeera Tomb-Raider wrote:
Veritaal wrote:
I don't think I'd even notice 50M going missing from my personal wallet... let alone a corp wallet.

He did not have access to the wallet Corp., he stole the ammo drons and mods from the corp hangar. corp members put also thing there so he stole from them too



Wait.. .what? He took ammo and drones from the hanger he was allowed to take stuff from? Uh... How is that stealing? We use a corp hanger for all that stuff too.. its kinda take-what-you-need ish...


Obviously the guy was in need. This heavy-handed response from corporate leadership shows a lot about the apparently unfriendly culture in this corp.

If I might ask the person making allegations of theft; What was the purpose of the hangar said member was given access to?

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-10-28 20:07:59 UTC
I leave my obelisk in the corp hangar. The other day i logged on and noticed it wasn't there. Then i noticed in corp chat "Weeeeeeeeee! come outside!" and the corp member was slowboating around in it just in front of the station trolling me lol.
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