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Formal Protest against Quafe
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Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#1 - 2013-10-27 04:16:57 UTC
I have tried without success to get wholesale quantities of Quafe for my over 800K Exotic Dancers. Those ladies can throw some nice parties and run system cruises with my Obelisk doubling as a cruise ship.

None of the Quafe Station Managers will even consider selling me wholesale quantities. I want a freighter load and I do not want to have to pay retail for it. My messages to Quafe Corporate Headquarters have all been ignored.

Maybe it is time to institute a boycott of Quafe Products. I know my crew and other employees will not be pleased, but it looks like I need to take a stand against Corporate Greed.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#2 - 2013-10-27 10:17:06 UTC
800k exotic dancers, eh?

So that's 1.6 million shoes, 1.6 million bottle tops and maybe 160 metres of string.

Unrighteousness writ large.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#3 - 2013-10-27 11:09:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Outrageous.

Although if Quafe can afford to snub your request for such a significant amount of it's product then I've a sneaky suspicion that your boycott will likewise go unnoticed.

In anycase I'll forgo my nightly can of Quafe tonight as a moral show of support for your cause

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Iwan Terpalen
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-10-27 12:46:50 UTC
Don't drink that **** at night, it'll **** up your blood sugar and the cafeine will keep you from proper sleep. In fact, don't drink it at all.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2013-10-27 17:44:35 UTC
Remember, kids. Drink Starsi.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#6 - 2013-10-27 17:52:00 UTC
.. or JitaMoo! brand Dairy beverages!

Katrina Oniseki
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2013-10-28 03:21:43 UTC
I couldn't do this in good faith. One of the families in the House of Baracca produces a fabulous rum and I think that a boycott on Quafe would indirectly affect their sales.

I'm not sure that mixing Quafe and rum is God's will, but he certainly went through a lot of trouble to make sure they taste so delicious together.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#8 - 2013-10-29 09:18:27 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:
I couldn't do this in good faith. One of the families in the House of Baracca produces a fabulous rum and I think that a boycott on Quafe would indirectly affect their sales.

I'm not sure that mixing Quafe and rum is God's will, but he certainly went through a lot of trouble to make sure they taste so delicious together.


I am a huge fan of Quafe an even bigger fan of Rum. Perfect to help me relax of an evening in my state rooms on my Thanny. I certainly could not possibly take part in this boycott.

Baracca, if you say your family produces a good quality rum then I would appreciate it if you could direct me to where I can find a sample, as I am a collector of fine rums, and am open to trying new brands and the flavors that come with sourcing from a different region.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#9 - 2013-10-29 12:29:58 UTC
Nashuar Attor wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:
I couldn't do this in good faith. One of the families in the House of Baracca produces a fabulous rum and I think that a boycott on Quafe would indirectly affect their sales.

I'm not sure that mixing Quafe and rum is God's will, but he certainly went through a lot of trouble to make sure they taste so delicious together.


I am a huge fan of Quafe an even bigger fan of Rum. Perfect to help me relax of an evening in my state rooms on my Thanny. I certainly could not possibly take part in this boycott.

Baracca, if you say your family produces a good quality rum then I would appreciate it if you could direct me to where I can find a sample, as I am a collector of fine rums, and am open to trying new brands and the flavors that come with sourcing from a different region.


I'll send a bottle and a pamphlet. I've found that the rum is a far better diplomat on behalf of my family than I ever will be!

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#10 - 2013-10-29 13:50:12 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:


I'll send a bottle and a pamphlet. I've found that the rum is a far better diplomat on behalf of my family than I ever will be!


Very much appreciated indeed. I will await it eagerly. I'm sure your God has no problem with rum and quafe, particularly when it brings together nominal enemies on level and peaceful ground. I would think your God finds that the OP has 800k exotic dancers far more offensive.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Theobar Cresthill
The Arzad Hamri Fellowship
#11 - 2013-10-29 14:59:54 UTC
Pilot Gaufres,
There is another way out of your quafe dilemma. It involves no direct cost to you, but would result in a cost of standing with specific agents and their companies. Level four transport missions sometimes involve the transport of massive quantities of Quafe. If you have a high standing with such agents, to accept such a mission, secure the quafe and then quite the mission will result in a small loss of standing but a large quantity of quafe to satisfy the refreshment needs of your sizable entourage of female companions.
Exactly how much quafe are you looking for?

"The fire in our hearts burns for salvation, redemption, and grace. May the Word of God grant you the courage to save yourself and your people" (The Last Words of Arzad Hamri)
Anslo
Scope Works
#12 - 2013-10-29 15:16:39 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Remember, kids. Drink Starsi.

Not again...not after the beach incident.

Also, Quafe is WAY better engine lube.

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Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-10-29 15:27:03 UTC
I'm more interested in what all those exotic dancers do when they aren't working.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2013-10-29 15:53:59 UTC
Nashuar Attor wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:


I'll send a bottle and a pamphlet. I've found that the rum is a far better diplomat on behalf of my family than I ever will be!


Very much appreciated indeed. I will await it eagerly. I'm sure your God has no problem with rum and quafe, particularly when it brings together nominal enemies on level and peaceful ground. I would think your God finds that the OP has 800k exotic dancers far more offensive.


Well, eight-hundred thousand might offend Him just because God loves humility, temperance, and moderation. Eight-hundred thousand... that's just being insecure, isn't it? There's nothing unnatural about liking attractive women. But once you're starting to need complimentary Quafe for them to manage overhead, who are you trying to convince and of what?

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-10-29 18:58:43 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Remember, kids. Drink Starsi.

Not again...not after the beach incident.

Also, Quafe is WAY better engine lube.


I've also heard from my crew it also is good for removing paint and keeping the auto-cannons cool.
Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#16 - 2013-10-29 20:22:54 UTC
800,000 hired (or enslaved) women to satisfy one man and his operation… I don't even want to consider what subtle diseases might be swimming within your ranks. Moreso I question your ability to satisfy a woman who is equal, for lesser society will surely do anything for a little extra ISK.

Seduce an immortal and cater to her desires and needs then I'll consider you less than scum.

Still… 800,000… my how you really are selfish. Lol

I honestly believe you are severely overcompensating for something else.

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Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#17 - 2013-10-29 21:25:13 UTC
Caviar Liberta wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Remember, kids. Drink Starsi.

Not again...not after the beach incident.

Also, Quafe is WAY better engine lube.


I've also heard from my crew it also is good for removing paint and keeping the auto-cannons cool.


Nope, it's no good as auto-cannon coolant. The Quafe catalyses with the propellent and becomes highly corrosive. A, erm, friend of a friend of mine tried it after hearing the myth during a late night drinking session with his officers. Caused several hull breaches....I heard.

Also I believe there is some over compensation going with having 800k exotic dancers. I have one woman in my life and be damned if I could handle more than that.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.