My EVE

So this is just a first draft, anyone who wants to sing this and make a video will get a prize.

sung to Royal by Lorde [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFasFq4GJYM]


I've never seen a Moros in the flesh
I cut my teeth on tech one frigs and modules

And I'm not proud of my POS,
In a torn-up system, no moon-goo envy

But every noob's like...

Sleeve tat, quafe lite, lightin' up a cyno
Tech two, HAC fleet, padding up your kill board

We don't care,
we're flyin titans in our dreams.

But every scrub's like...

Mind-flood, ishkurs, gold shiny eye piece,
Super caps, null-sov, PL on your bat phone

We don't care,
were caught up in faction warfare

And we'll never be null bears, null bears
We don't run from any blobs
That kind of play just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of pew.

Let me be your link boost, link boost
You can call me F.C.
And baby I'll pod I'll pod I'll pod I'll pod
...Every orange squid we see


My corp and I—we aint got no BPOs
We count our ammo on the way to Black Rise

And everyone who knows us
knows that we don't care,
We didn't come for LP

But every Goon's like...

Local scam, POCOs, fleetin up in fountain.
Jita gank, black ops, bubble on your gate camp

We don't care, we're flyin Titans in our dreams.

But everybody's like...

Cov Cloaks, Tengus, jammer in a med slot
Falcon alt, station games, spies on your teamspeak

We don't care,
were caught up in faction warfare

And we'll never be null bears, null bears
We don't run from any blobs
That kind of play just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of pew.

Let me be your link boost, link boost
You can call me F.C.
And baby I'll pod I'll pod I'll pod I'll pod
...Every orange squid we see

Ooh ooh oh
We're better than the average pubbie
And I'm in love with seeing green
on our corp kill board

Life is great without a care
When your caught up faction warfare

And we'll never be null bears, null bears
We don't run from any blobs
That kind of play just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of pew.

Let me be your link boost, link boost
You can call me F.C.
And baby I'll pod I'll pod I'll pod I'll pod
...Every orange squid we see