Intergalactic Summit

Eon's ago, on Old Earth I was selected as one of the first test subjects for neural flash quantum cloning, and my neural net was implemented into an advanced deep space exploration probe, I was to be the controlling AI for the system. The experiment failed for reasons unknown, and I have been floating dormant in space ever since.

By a shear stroke of luck, my probe has recently been found floating in the darkness of interstellar space in the Gallente Federation. A clone body has been constructed and my neural net safely digitally stored thanks to the advanced technology of the day.

I find myself awakened as a capsuleer in a strange universe with great depth and potential. On earth, thousands of years ago, I was considered a kind of 'visionary prodigy', with the power to inspire millions towards the goals of the greater good.

Before I begin my own rise to power, I must first know who the major players are.

Tell me, comrades....

On Corporations and Alliances - which ones are the largest? Which are the most dominant, feared, or benevolent, and where do they operate? Is there a particular group that is hated above others? If so, why?

The same questions apply to individuals. Which leaders yield the most power, influence, or garner the most contempt?

I 'humbly' look forward to learning who is who and what is what, quicker than most, naturally. :)

Thank you.

Hey hey hey!

Hey, Maximillian, I am from Earth too, I am a Terran, I am going to destroy New Eden! Now, join me, my friend, we shall burn this place down with our mighty Earth Cannon! We will rule them together! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Argh-

Noise of someone being pushed down by a group of people

Noooo no no no! Let me go! Arrghhh! Go away! I'm from Earth! I'm your god! Argh...

Loud noises of the things being knocked down

"... Who let this girl out! ..."

The transmission ended abruptly.

I'm not quite sure how to respond to this, so I'll just say the first thing that came to mind..

No.

I would not joke to such esteemed individuals as yourselves.

I did not ask to be genetically engineered for superior intellect, paraded as the infamous lab-rat for all humanity to see, my neural patterns sped up to 1000% of normal human thought, and then my consciousness cloned, stuffed into a probe headed for a wormhole to some unknown star cluster....but it has happened.

You do not have to believe me, you can believe in God, gods, angels, UFO's, or nothing at all....but human nature remains the same I see.

It makes no difference, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Oh there have been advances in interstellar and interplanetary flight, weapons of war, technology, but how little man himself has changed.

Yes it seems I will do well in your little star cluster, my comrades...I do humbly declare the games afoot.

That's really all you needed to say.

See you in space, new guy.

I have seen the prequel for this movie. It was not bad at all… Or maybe to be more correct; I have seen worse.

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Unless you know which to take and which to avoid.

I would suggest finding a Goonswarm Federation recruiter. They are the most powerful Capsuleer empire. Once you do something to prove you are trustworthy I'm certain you'd go far in their ranks.

What is this fourth wall thing I keep hearing about? Most rooms have four walls, at least if they're square, right? I mean, how do you even decide which wall is the fourth anyway? What's the significance of it?

I was just about to say the same thing.