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Are Goons Wearing BOB's Necropants

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2013-10-23 08:51:01 UTC
Jove Death wrote:
pls stay the **** away from my space Big smile
Who uses myspace nowadays anyway??
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#22 - 2013-10-23 08:56:08 UTC
Laserak wrote:
In fact- this is now a pants-free thread

In order to comply could you please clarify the definition of "pants" please.
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2013-10-23 09:19:09 UTC
Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:
Laserak wrote:
In fact- this is now a pants-free thread

In order to comply could you please clarify the definition of "pants" please.


Anything that covers up your weener has to go.

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Jonas Cooke
Frozen Silver.
Nomad Alliance
#24 - 2013-10-23 11:20:11 UTC
Answer to OP - Yes, they looted the corpse and now rightly own the necropants.
Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2013-10-23 13:19:32 UTC
Baali Tekitsu wrote:
Laserak wrote:
In fact- this is now a pants-free thread

But... Im at work... Twisted


and are we talking american pants or british pants.
his could turn out to be important for legal reasons.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#26 - 2013-10-23 13:26:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenn aSide
Tuggboat wrote:
Though travel into Jove space isn't possible within the laws of our 4 dimensions some information may be transmittable along the fabric of the 6th dimension of Lore that could exist with the 5th dimension we associate most often with witchcraft and sorcery. Each dimension is subservient to the laws of the dimensions higher than themselves, an elementary Hermetic principle.

This sixth dimension does more than weave Jove space to our own, it can simultaneously extend into old Earth, our own universe, the Jove universe and most importantly in this instance, Iceland! Quasi-dimensional Lore of Iceland includes a higher vibrational energy signature secretly known as Necropants.

The phenomena of Necropants could explain why every time the Goons scratch their balls they pull money out of their ass.

Quote:
According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly.

To begin with, one would need to get permission from a living man to use his skin upon his death. After burial, the sorcerer would then have to dig up the body and skin it in one piece from the waist down. A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the *******, along with a magic sign called nábrókarstafur scrawled on paper.

Once worn, the ******* of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remains.



Necropants Picture


I'm sensing that Goons Stepped into BOB's Necropants as they died and are exploiting the magic symbol.


I once practiced Necropancy. I had these Dockers that were kind of raggedy, so I took some scissors and turned them into Daisy Dukes, but I stopped wearing them because dudes kept coming into my yard asking about milkshakes (damn right it's better than yours).
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
#27 - 2013-10-23 13:30:17 UTC
Its good to see my necropants suspicions affirmed. Though, I may have to expand a bit on the multidimensional thing. By the looks of things, how its done and why I know it is so need a bit of expansion.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#28 - 2013-10-23 14:10:57 UTC
REAL internet spaceship captains wear kilts...

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
No Means No
meh fackit
#29 - 2013-10-23 14:48:43 UTC
BOB is goons, they bought it.
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#30 - 2013-10-23 14:51:00 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:
Laserak wrote:
In fact- this is now a pants-free thread

In order to comply could you please clarify the definition of "pants" please.


Anything that covers up your weener has to go.

UnderstoodCool
Jonas Cooke
Frozen Silver.
Nomad Alliance
#31 - 2013-10-23 15:53:14 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Necropancy



This is now a real word.
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#32 - 2013-10-23 16:03:29 UTC
Jonas Cooke wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
Necropancy



This is now a real word.


And it's copyrighted. please deposit 1 mil isk into my wallet every time you use it.

*jenn waits for wallet flash*
Andrea Griffin
#33 - 2013-10-23 16:57:17 UTC
I learn something new every day - just not always something I expected to learn.

CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#34 - 2013-10-23 18:13:52 UTC
Promise to self: Never again click on a thread with the word 'pants' in it. And especially never click on any links.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-10-23 18:40:59 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I am not sure whether to be confused or aroused by this thread.


Why do you have to choose one?

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#36 - 2013-10-24 00:01:49 UTC
Tuggboat wrote:
...magic symbol.
And right there you deserved The Lock.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
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