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Are Goons Wearing BOB's Necropants

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Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
#1 - 2013-10-23 00:32:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Tuggboat
Though travel into Jove space isn't possible within the laws of our 4 dimensions some information may be transmittable along the fabric of the 6th dimension of Lore that could exist with the 5th dimension we associate most often with witchcraft and sorcery. Each dimension is subservient to the laws of the dimensions higher than themselves, an elementary Hermetic principle.

This sixth dimension does more than weave Jove space to our own, it can simultaneously extend into old Earth, our own universe, the Jove universe and most importantly in this instance, Iceland! Quasi-dimensional Lore of Iceland includes a higher vibrational energy signature secretly known as Necropants.

The phenomena of Necropants could explain why every time the Goons scratch their balls they pull money out of their ass.

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According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly.

To begin with, one would need to get permission from a living man to use his skin upon his death. After burial, the sorcerer would then have to dig up the body and skin it in one piece from the waist down. A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the scrotum, along with a magic sign called nábrókarstafur scrawled on paper.

Once worn, the scrotum of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remains.



Necropants Picture


I'm sensing that Goons Stepped into BOB's Necropants as they died and are exploiting the magic symbol.
Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-10-23 00:37:01 UTC
That has to be up there on the strange witch craft items I have seen..

and man the scorcer would have to be very skilled to skin the body in a way to keep it as a single pice..
Laserak
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-10-23 00:40:35 UTC
I dont wear any pants..What?
Laserak
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-10-23 00:41:54 UTC
In fact- this is now a pants-free thread
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#5 - 2013-10-23 00:44:09 UTC
Ground floor of two GrrGoons threads in one week. Big smile

This one get special points for it's addition of some of the weirdest horseshit I have ever seen. Shocked

For those who need it now...

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#6 - 2013-10-23 00:48:04 UTC
uuummmmmm...........................................yeah, no...just no!

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Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-10-23 01:21:37 UTC
Tuggboat wrote:
... Each dimension is subservient to the laws of the dimensions higher than themselves, an elementary Hermetic principle.....



Yeash just no.
Stop injecting the pots, champ.
If you can't, then stay the hell away from the books.



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Posting From Underbridge
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-10-23 01:24:08 UTC
All hail the Time Cube!
Pr1ncess Alia
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-10-23 01:57:52 UTC
guys I got my coin stuck and I cant get it out !

Sad

I think I read the directions wrong
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#10 - 2013-10-23 03:48:45 UTC
This thread is why we need more drunk people on the forums. OP, thank you for the laugh, even if it is at you and not with you.

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Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-10-23 03:55:39 UTC
Do Necropants work if you make them out of your own clone ?
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-10-23 04:29:27 UTC
I call shenanigans . . . all the OP is throwing sci-fi-babble at us.

Also him saying that Earth, New Eden, and Jove Space are all different universes . . . . oh my sides!

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

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Baali Tekitsu
AQUILA INC
#13 - 2013-10-23 05:08:49 UTC
Laserak wrote:
In fact- this is now a pants-free thread

But... Im at work... Twisted

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-10-23 05:29:05 UTC  |  Edited by: KuroVolt
Id love to get me some necropants.

Even if it doesnt give money, I always wondered what it would be like to wear someone elses ballsack.

Im not the only one, right guys?





....Guys?

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#15 - 2013-10-23 05:31:34 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
Id love to get me some necropants.

Even if it doesnt give money, I always wondered what it would be like to wear someone elses ballsack.

Im not the only one, right guys?





....Guys?


Kuro...that just kinda left me speechless, man...

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#16 - 2013-10-23 07:27:17 UTC
I am not sure whether to be confused or aroused by this thread.

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Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-10-23 07:35:28 UTC
pls stay the fook away from my space Big smile

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Baali Tekitsu
AQUILA INC
#18 - 2013-10-23 07:38:44 UTC
Jove Death wrote:
pls stay the **** away from my space Big smile

I will *** and penetrate it

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Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-10-23 08:39:30 UTC
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Once worn, the ******* of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remains.

"As long as you make sure there is at least one coin in the pants there will never be no coins in the pants."

what strange magic...

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-10-23 08:49:57 UTC
Flow of coins.

There i thought Mario must be wearing these when he grabs a star...
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