Warfare & Tactics

Complaints about CCP part 1

I don't know how to tell you this, but CCP's attempts to make things worse will earn it automatic membership in Satan's inner circle. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, I want to unify our community. CCP, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. If CCP sincerely believes that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy then it must be smoking something illegal. CCP has no discernible talents. The only things it has unquestionably mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose CCP is also good at convincing people that the more strepitant the communication, the more perspicuous the message, but my point is that CCP's hypnopompic insights are more than oleaginous. They fill me with a sense of despair. More than anything else, they make me realize that things are apt to get worse before they get better. If you'll forgive my parrhesia, I'd like to add that if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to upbraid it for being so empty-headed.

I have always been an independent thinker. I'm not influenced by popular trends, the media, or even so-called undisputed facts when parroted by others. Maybe that streak of independence is what first enabled me to see that I have frequently criticized CCP's unspoken plan to condition the public to accept violence as normal and desirable. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of solipsism, negativism, child molestation, and halitosis. CCP hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that I would like to comment on CCP's attempt to associate serfism with corporatism. There is no association.

You may balk at this, but CCP must have recently made a huge withdrawal from the First National Bank of Lies. How else could it manage to tell us that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights? We must get people to stop believing lies that were forged in the fiery pits of hell. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that the key to CCP's soul is its longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. It dreads the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, by setting the hoops through which we all must jump, CCP has erected a monument to gnosticism. Only it does not seem proper to say that such a thing has been "created". "Excreted", "belched", "spewed", and "spat out" are expressions more appropriate to the object here described. You see, if we let CCP sow the seeds of Satanism we'll be reaping the crop for quite a long time.

There's a price to be paid for creating anomie, and, really, CCP's club is running up a hefty bill. The precise cost to us is best described via the observation that if escapism were an Olympic sport, CCP would clinch the gold medal. Groupthink and mob behavior are common within CCP's posse. Hence, it isn't unusual for one who commits heresy against CCP's established dogma to be exiled from the community. The sad part is that these outcasts still refuse to believe that CCP has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then foolish extortionists will be free to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how CCP says that its lackluster lynch mob is a respected civil-rights organization. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that it is a paragon of morality and wisdom.

Truth be told, we got blueballed. You didn't even fight back.

Complaints about CCP part 3

CCP seems to have trouble constructing a grammatically correct sentence. The same might be said of the worst classes of addlepated beggars I've ever seen. What do you think the chances are that CCP will eventually stop infiltrating and then dominating and controlling the mass media? I assure you, the likelihood of that is slim to none. The reason is that the first lies that CCP told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; its lies will grow until they blot out the sun.

CCP's exegeses may sound comfortable and simple, but it must not be forgotten that when I was a child my clergyman told me, "CCP lives and breathes egoism." If you think about it you'll see his point. With an enormous expenditure of words, unclear in content and incomprehensible as to meaning, CCP frequently stammers an endless hodgepodge of phrases purportedly as witty as in reality they are clueless. Only the most silly hermits you'll ever see can feel at home in this maze of reasoning and cull an "inner experience" from this dung heap of hypersensitive, antisocial Marxism. Maybe CCP has a reason for acting the way it does, but I doubt it. CCP's peuplade appears to be growing in number. I, speaking as someone who is not a capricious drotchel, obviously pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction, yet I keep reminding myself that it is a sad state of affairs when logorrheic big-labor bosses like CCP mortgage away our future. So let it call me disrespectful. I call it iniquitous.

There'll always be some overweening grammaticaster who's eager to complain about my use of English in this letter. He'll probably tell me that it's grammatically incorrect to use the word "unholy" when writing, "CCP is an unholy schizophrenic." Well, the fact is that CCP is an unholy schizophrenic, and much of what it writes is excruciatingly hard to read. If CCP actually wants to write something meaningful, it should stick to the basics: Declare an argument; make supporting statements related to the topic; and draw a conclusion that isn't off on some wild tangent from the original hypothesis. For instance, rather than make the factually unsupported claim that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity, it would be better to argue that I recently stated that CCP's love affair with insurrectionism is so cheeky that it knows no bounds. I had considered my comment to be fairly anodyne, but CCP went into quite a swivet over it. I guess if it found that sort of comment offensive, it should decidedly cover its ears when I state that it's more than pathetic. CCP is mega-pathetic. In fact, to understand just how pathetic it is, you first need to realize that CCP is a black-belt master of philistinism. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to it. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that we must enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to go placidly amid the noise and haste. CCP's misinformed, quixotic eulogists are congenitally unable to grasp the fact that it breaks my heart and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see CCP subvert our country's legal system. Do give that some thought.

Complains about CCP MintChip

It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, Cadet CCP MintChip , Ph.D.'s actions resonate with the deviltry of ultraism. To start, CCP MintChip's ruses have created an immoral universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket "reforms" from CCP MintChip's underlings. Only within this universe does it make sense to lock people up for reading the "wrong" sorts of books or listening to the "wrong" classes of music. And, only if we restore the temple of our civilization to the ancient truths can we destroy this raffish universe of his and navigate a safe path between the Scylla of CCP MintChip's politically incorrect conceits and the Charybdis of miserabilism.

As I've said in the past, we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: CCP MintChip. Although we can occasionally tie the retailers of lazy new claims to older fabrications, there is unfortunately no shortage of new rumor. His sound bites represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. People who know me know that I'm very observant. I can identify an unimaginative yokel merely by spotting certain turns of phrase, certain sentence constructions, certain ways of being. I can therefore sincerely conclude that CCP MintChip is the most unimaginative yokel of them all and that he claims that education should teach the precepts of hooliganism and the duties of man towards pathetic, birdbrained malcontents. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another niddering attempt to threaten national security.

I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly tackle the multinational death machine that CCP MintChip is currently constructing. Nevertheless, I do have the will to lead us all toward a better, brighter future. That's why I unquestionably believe that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for CCP MintChip's subterfuge. I'm thoroughly stunned. One might conclude that there is a genuine coldness, a chill, that pervades the land, as people are scared to death by his abysmal half-measures. Alternatively, one might conclude that his approach is generally to seize upon an anecdote or a narrow and limited manifestation and/or purpose, and then totally blow it out of proportion to justify his amoral proposed social programs. In either case, he says that representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt deconstructionism and that therefore "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? CCP MintChip's writings are shrouded in a fog of Chekism. If you doubt this, just ask around.

Directionless poststructuralism is the shadow cast on society by CCP MintChip's policies, and as long as this is so, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. CCP MintChip claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to confuse the catastrophic power of state fascism with the repression of an authoritarian government in our minds. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by CCP MintChip's cringers. The truth is that time cannot change CCP MintChip's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which CCP MintChip can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, make it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers.

I've managed to come up with a way in which CCP MintChip's essays could be made useful. His essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that social stability and family unity are two things for which snooty inimical-types have no concern. In other words—and let's say this plainly, clearly, and soberly so that no one can misinterpret CCP MintChip's true intentions—every time CCP MintChip tells his vicegerents that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. Although my unsparing assessment of Cadet CCP MintChip , Ph.D.'s allegations is that they will sanctify his depravity one of these days, when you look back over the text of this letter, it should be clear that I have defeated this juvenile weirdo with my words. Just imagine what I could have done with my fire-breathing fists.

I want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this letter before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. To plunge right into it, The Man makes it sound like the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to turn positions of leadership into positions of complacency. That's the rankest sort of pretense I've ever heard. The reality is that if The Man sincerely believes that those who disagree with it should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve then it must be smoking something illegal. I certainly allege that The Man should take responsibility for its actions, and besides, The Man's most hopeless tactic is to fabricate a phony war between infernal schmendriks and obnoxious freeloaders. This way, it can subjugate both groups into selling quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such telltale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that…"). I undeniably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that if it were true, as The Man claims, that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery, then I wouldn't be saying that The Man will see to it that all patriotic endeavors are directed down blind alleys where they end in frustration and discouragement faster than you can say "anthropomorphical". When that event happens, a darkness and evil exceeding anything seen in history will descend over the world. I can hope only that before it does, people will work beyond the predatory plasticity of The Man's morals. Only then can we defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that The Man so desperately wants to abolish.

I never used to be particularly concerned about The Man's surmises. Any damned fool, or so I thought, could see that honor means nothing to The Man. Principles mean nothing to The Man. All it cares about is how to display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations.

Why does The Man want to tinker about with a lot of halfway prescriptions? I blame the stultifying effect of pure, undiluted greed. Of course it's also true that The Man is an inspiration to goofy lugs everywhere. They panegyrize its crusade to extract obscene salaries and profits from corporations that keep us everlastingly ill at ease, and, more importantly, they don't realize that I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that The Man's henchmen are the worst that humanity has to offer. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that one of The Man's brethren once said, "The Man has a fearless dedication to reason and truth." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that it wasn't so long ago that people like you and me were free to shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity. Recently, that's become a lot harder to do. What happened that changed things so much? To put it briefly, The Man happened. By telling everyone else what to do, The Man has managed to displace meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion.

The Man's lackeys will have to stop shouting "Me, me!" and learn to harmonize on "Us, us!". If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune, then there is unequivocally no hope for you. Alas, you won't find many of The Man's operatives who will openly admit that they favor The Man's schemes to batten on the credulity of the ignorant. In fact, their snow jobs are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that I can't follow The Man's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent it has tried to make its annunciations a key dynamic in modern antinomianism by viscerally defining "electrotelethermometer" through the experience of insensate, unpleasant alarmism. The other is whether or not to forestall The Man's wishy-washy deeds it would be immensely helpful to have more people understand that The Man is not only stingy but pathetically so. If that fact hurts, get over it; it's called reality. And for another dose of reality, consider that what I wrote just a moment ago is not the paranoid rambling of a daffy wacko. It's a fact.

And, more important, The Man has been trying to trick people into believing that human rights can best be protected by suspending them altogether. Apparently, it has succeeded beyond its wildest dreams with the worst types of brain-damaged gits there are; they're now fully convinced that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. We are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what The Man does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why if you don't think that The Man has gotten a bit too palsy-walsy with catty, arrogant scamsters, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. But the first step is to acknowledge that even when it isn't lying, The Man is using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable it to substitute pap for art. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.

I'd like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about Cadet CCP Fozze with you. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a fatuitous philodox who was insisting that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. I tried to convince this neo-intolerant, ornery CCP Fozze clone that CCP Fozze cannot tolerate the world as it is. He needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, CCP Fozze has a natural talent for complaining. He can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. He plans to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his lethargic warnings. The result will be an amalgam of superstitious unilateralism and unrealistic etatism, if such a monster can be imagined.

It's amazing how poorly some people use the brain they were born with, but, as you know, if anything, CCP Fozze would not hesitate to crush any semblance of opposition to his crapulous perversions if he felt he could benefit from doing so. Most of us who have been around for a while realize that he's convinced that people everywhere have a deeply held love of privatism. I contend that if CCP Fozze held a rally in support of privatism, no more than two people would show up—one if you exclude the local street vendor who just happens to be peddling his wares in the vicinity. The reason, obviously, is that CCP Fozze's flimflams are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk"—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because CCP Fozze will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "cranky" or "furciferous". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise.

CCP Fozze's most huffy tactic is to fabricate a phony war between predatory vocabularians and sadistic quacks of one sort or another. This way, he can subjugate both groups into making us less united, less moral, less sensitive, less engaged, and more perversely quixotic. I indubitably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that CCP Fozze's prank phone calls have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung.

For the sake of argument, let's pretend that CCP Fozze is not a small-minded sap. There are various philosophical arguments that one could use to contradict that assuption, but perhaps the best involves the observation that CCP Fozze has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which his salacious, peevish coven is a benign and charitable agency. Then again, just because CCP Fozze is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. Here's some news for people who are surprised by sunrise: It is time now for the polite chatter at fashionable dinners and cocktail parties to give way to hardheaded talk and plans to shed the light of truth on the evil that is CCP Fozze. He can get away with lies (e.g., that the worst types of hectoring barmpots there are have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that CCP Fozze is lying.

CCP Fozze seems to be involved in a number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For him and his jackals, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What's next? Catering to the basest instincts of oppressive dummkopfs? I can say only that I would be grateful if CCP Fozze would take a little time from his rigorous schedule to turn his grotty, paltry utterances to our advantage. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. I take an uncharitable attitude towards Cadet CCP Fozze's imprudent invectives. Period, finis, and Q.E.D.

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CALLOUT: CALMIL. You're a bunch of awesome helpful duders, joining fleets and all.

your lack of forum warrioring is alarming though.

I love it when the enemy starts to act like "The Enemy" :)

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