Intergalactic Summit

All God's creation groans under the Sin of the Gallente.

The Heavy Metals cry out, "O God, why do you allow us to be drilled with deep core lasers and refined into toxic metals and made into filthy pornographic Holoreels?"

The Autotrophs cry out, "O God, why do you allow us to be farmed into fibers and then weaved into wicked clothing that reveals the parts that You intended to remain hidden?"

And some interpret God's silence as impotence or evidence against His existence (How terrible will it be for them at the Judgement!). But God will manifest his Glory in His own way and His own time.

And then came Tibus Heth, who struck the mightiest blow against the Gallente in ages. At the Judgement, that will be reckoned in his account.

The Judgement of Tibus Heth will be a curious case (as Man understands it; God shall deliver His verdict in a blink of His eye and a trifle of His thought). For the slave or the more lowly Amarrian commoner, salvation may be summed by a single word: kneel. Indeed, better for the soul of Tibus Heth that he had been one of them; I do not, actually, think that very many Caldari reach Paradise. If Tibus Heth rejected God, then that shall weigh heavily against his account; so too, shall his defeats and failures.

But so vile are the Gallente that so great is the credit awarded to him who wins victory against them. Amen. Amarr Victor.

Wow, really, all of it? So when I was with a lady friend last night, it wasn't just the bed posts but in fact the whole galaxy groaning? I'm way too flattered about the implications for my amorous prowess to react to the fact that it's pretty unreasonable to claim a being that created hundreds of billions of stars in this galaxy and uncountable other galaxies would give a **** about what holoreels you can get in the Adult Only section of Gallentean reel shops.

Oh! Sounds like a possible match-making assignment. Thanks for the idea Anabella!

More seriously though, I defer to the Theology Counsel and learned theologians, but this sounds like a load of tripe to me!

He's an utterly inconsequential man, drowning in his own irrelevance.

O how terrible will it be for the relevant at the Judgement! Flat on their face, they shall cry to God —

— O God, do I not have a contact list full of Gallentean holoreel stars?

— O God, did I not once fly with notorious pirates in low security space and ransom people?

And because God is holy, he will throw the relevant into the Pit. And there, during those rare moments when the torment eases just enough that they can string together a coherent thought, they shall look up into Paradise (shining in gold like Dam-Torsad) and see the righteous irrelevant knocking at the gates which man can only knock once. And the Seriphim will bow and usher in the righteous irrelevant to Paradise.

Yea, even the common farmer who tends Amarrian wheat on some obscure world and prays to God every day. Yea, even the Crusader who humbly gives himself in service against the Minmatar Navy.

There is still time for the sinners in this thread. Give yourselves over to God's Chosen, the holy Amarr Empire. Strike down the enemies of the Amarr Empire in the name of Almighty God. Go forth, and reclaim that which God has given. Amen. Amarr Victor.

Groans, yes, and moans, squirms, twitches, breathes, tenses.. where was I? Ah, yes, ordering parts. Moving swiftly on!

I don't want to know, seriously. Just, no.

Eh? Make up your mind Man. Sounds like you are a religious phonetic.

What is it? Either you need to be devout and give service to God and Amarr as duty may call you as the above states, or as the even more above the thread states, you've split off into your own denumeration where Heth can make it even though he is an unwashed heathen who never prayed or served Amarr a day in his life.

So..parts...what parts were you buyin'?

Repent. Is the Scope not supposed to be a media corporation? Think how many could be brought to God were The Scope to broadcast:

— A high budget mini-series featuring highlights from the Scriptures. Think what The Scope's visual effects wizards could do with the scene where God drowns sinners in their own blood!

— Scriptural Exegesis talk shows. Watch Pilots Odelya d'Hanguest, Constantin Baracca, and Slaver Filth debate the proper interpretation of the Book of Reclaiming.

— Patriotic Amarrian anthems.

— "Reality" Shows: watch as (past their prime) filthy Gallentean holoreel actresses are (slightly) redeemed from their sin through (temporary) Amarrian slavery, complete with collar, whip, and Vitoc.

— Hard News programs focusing on the latest abuses and scandals of the Shakor administration.

The possibilities are endless. Yet you insist on making The Scope be, of all things, a capsuleer combat organization. Repent. Amen. Amarr Victor.