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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Antonius von Oestenkhof
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8841 - 2013-10-19 18:35:00 UTC
I will have to kill you now.

“I never lie to any man because I don’t fear anyone. The only time you lie is when you are afraid”
Za'afiel
Imperceptible Bedevilment
#8842 - 2013-10-19 19:23:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Za'afiel
aaaaaaaand I'm back in jail... F***!!!!!!!!

Shoot them all! Be polite.
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#8843 - 2013-10-20 05:25:00 UTC
Bless you...

Oh wait, that was your name, wasn't it? Oops
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Antonius von Oestenkhof
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8844 - 2013-10-20 20:09:52 UTC
Son , you aren't 5 .
There isn't any matari under your bed.
Go to sleep.

“I never lie to any man because I don’t fear anyone. The only time you lie is when you are afraid”
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#8845 - 2013-10-20 20:15:29 UTC
Yes daddy... *snuggles in closer* Twisted
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#8846 - 2013-10-21 09:36:16 UTC
Good morning, sweety! Smile

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#8847 - 2013-10-21 12:13:07 UTC
Please don't call me that.

Your sister calls me that.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

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Yiole Gionglao
#8848 - 2013-10-21 13:03:22 UTC
(purring) Round 5?

*wink, wink*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#8849 - 2013-10-21 13:16:28 UTC
*Sigh*

Seems like I can't have Random for myself. Not even for 1 night.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#8850 - 2013-10-21 13:28:29 UTC
You can have me for a night. Cool

-k8

My Fanclub
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#8851 - 2013-10-21 13:32:20 UTC
Don't tell Seven. She will hate me for it.

Also DIPS on the big piece of cake.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#8852 - 2013-10-21 13:34:20 UTC
*pops her head up above the covers*

I heard Cake mentioned!

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8853 - 2013-10-21 13:51:33 UTC
You know... from behind you kinda looked like a pony.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#8854 - 2013-10-21 13:52:42 UTC
No cake for me, thanks.

However, I could use a big ol' shot of B12 and a Quafe Monster Energy Drink.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

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Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#8855 - 2013-10-21 14:01:55 UTC
Ya gonna need more than Quafe!

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Yiole Gionglao
#8856 - 2013-10-21 14:02:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Yiole Gionglao
*purrrs, softly*

Round 6? Or was it 7...? Or is still round 5...? Oh, forget that... Sex me. Now.

*snaps fingers*

(kicks Tollen out the airlcok for ninjaing)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#8857 - 2013-10-21 14:06:22 UTC
I'll be needing Nanite Repair Paste after this is done.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#8858 - 2013-10-21 14:11:03 UTC
How about a relaxing massage and some harmless cuddling? *winks innocenlty*
Yiole Gionglao
#8859 - 2013-10-21 14:12:15 UTC
Despite the risk of repeating myself... what makes you Fazmarais think that Random likes miniature women?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#8860 - 2013-10-21 14:14:37 UTC
*sigh* Nobody loves me...