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---The waffle house has moved and wants new scrubs--

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Skarr Tos
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#61 - 2011-10-09 14:27:23 UTC
Join SniggWaffe today!

Now with 100% improved more better!
Gravanius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#62 - 2011-10-10 07:00:11 UTC
Good morning fellow miniature internet spaceship voyagers!

Waffles are recruiting and we need YOU!*

Ideally you'll be either Asian or Australian but, in the interests of equality, people of all origins/nationalities will be considered useless.

You should have some ability to fly internet spaceships. Preferably against internet spaceships belonging to other useless scrubs.

You definitely will not have less than 5m SP because everyone would laugh at you (not because you're funny, you aren't).

New Waffles are required to provide prostate massage to more senior members, so please bear this in mind when applying, especially if your fingers are fat or especially long.

We will all look forward to cackling insanely at your application. Have a good day.




* possibly, oh and assuming you are not an asshat
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2011-10-10 14:17:52 UTC
More more more, i want more

So, we now have a rather stable bunch of guys, this has gone surprisingly well to adjust the new scrubs to our play style, fleets are running even more smoothly, and never a dull moment, even aussie tz is shaping up, still want a few more to kinda top it of though.

*if your not complete ******
*you want to join SNIGG ( or another PL corp) in the end
*actually wants to pvp, not just claims you wane pew pew while spinning station
*wants a good bunch of guys to play with

join us, we are not for everyone, you must be able to handle trolling, and not get butt hurt. Love us or hate us, at least we have great fun in a game we pay for, no more station spinning hoping to one day be good, now is the time to get off your ass and play.
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2011-10-11 10:43:00 UTC
So, 61 likes, so many visit this page everyday, my mailbox shows it, and people looking in is obvius. I want likes to represent how many actually stops by. So nr 70, 80, 90 and 100 etc will get a prize, a none isk one, so sugestions from me is voice chat, and topic you want, ll join a roam of yours to see how you play, you get to decide if this is what you want. Answears to 10 questions by me or a male recruiter if you so prefer for all the gays out there. A free day in join sniggwaffe with MINIMUM TROLLLING, you get to troll as much as you want though. Yes, well, anything in this catagory is fine, im a simple girl, just try me, im sure we can find something we can agree to Twisted

and yes," join sniggwaffe" is the channel to visit, or spam my mailbox, I just deleted 500 mails, i now got more room, keep it comming Lol


oh, and one last thing MORE AUSSIE / ASIANS tz, want someone new to play with, i love the guys, but more is always better
Seeme Not
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#65 - 2011-10-11 20:36:46 UTC
Idris needs help farming the rice patties in DBRN. Moar azian tz
Bristaco
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#66 - 2011-10-12 08:30:35 UTC
"there's like 10 posts of me bumping it and one post of someone else bumping it"

-funnel web
Skarr Tos
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2011-10-12 08:37:28 UTC
despite the two windowlickers with goggles on above me, waffles is a pretty cool place to be.

Come join the channel, I need more bros to do the shoosting
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2011-10-13 12:28:41 UTC
Bump bump,

I really cant think of something clever to put today, so just gone say come join the channel, one of us should be around to have some kinda talk to see if your what we want in our fleets
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2011-10-14 12:03:24 UTC
yay, 15 man fleet running around, what a way to start the day, so many nice kills early in the morning, come join the fun Lol
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2011-10-17 09:02:35 UTC
So, bump bump for this spesiall kinda tz, we got a few open spots left, we have pretty much open door policy, all you really gotta do is prove to me or convince a recruiter your not a ******.

If your gay, a ****** but usefull in anyway, we might just find a spesial place for you.


Join sniggwaffe is the channel, or mail me, ill put you in contact with a recruiter of your tz
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2011-10-26 11:34:36 UTC
I suppose we still want more scrub, so if you plan on being active, we can over look your failure at pvp, we will use you as a front shield until you get a hang of it Lol

Join our channel

Join sniggwaffe
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#72 - 2011-11-07 07:43:14 UTC
Alright boys and girls, the waffle house have moved.

We now have a whole new area to farm kills from, for good and bad we are gone jump in to our new area and expect to own or be owned. We are willing to take new scrubs in, anyone not from the corps we are curently fighitng should step in the doors to our recruitment channel. In there you will quickly find out if you want to join our litel party or if you find us to be evil smack talking faggots ( which we totaly are ) that you dont like at all.

We can promise lots and lots of fleets, fun roams, I have taken a liking to new recruits singing, but thats not needed. Basicly we want all thats in main post, just not useless scrubs that dont logg in. We can make just about anyone good, or atleast better, as long as you logg in and dont mind the flaming Twisted

Join our channel "Join sniggwaffe" or mail me for a chat, i had a break from last recruitment run and are now once again semi friendly Shocked

PS: Now also open for test members, we will not ask you to awox this time Lol
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#73 - 2011-11-08 07:37:34 UTC
yes yes, morning bump, I should be on a few hours, drop by for a chat, I promise I will be gentle Bear
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#74 - 2011-11-09 07:44:46 UTC
This thread is starting to be to long, might have to get a new thread soon Shocked

Curse is our new play ground, we killed a few, we lost a few, good fun has been had, good fun is coming, join our fun.

Damn I'm not abusive enough today am I Evil Oh well, come play with us
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#75 - 2011-11-10 18:10:52 UTC
Maybe I should do an evening bump this time, its so hard to remember these bumps Oops

Yes, well, lets see, what good things we can type today, well, I want active players, I want someone that actually loggs in and plays this game, no ****** BF3 players, or HON players, sure as hell no minecraft players, I want good old fashion EVE players. Come convince me you play eve, I'll let you have a go in the waffle house Twisted
Lelob
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#76 - 2011-11-11 05:50:05 UTC
NO MINECRAFTERS?!?

SCANDALOUS!

Minecrafters rejoice for this is a grand home for you. We also play EVE a bit.
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2011-11-11 23:30:58 UTC
yes, no minecrafters, you read right.

So, join the channel, talk to our semi trolling US recruiter
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2011-11-16 10:33:35 UTC
The bumps are beeing a bit more random, don't mean we are not still recruiting. Active is pretty much the only requirment im not willing to over look, convince me you plan on playing and killing a lot and we will probably give you a try. Wanne learn more about pvp, want to have buddies that will always have your back and always willing to join? get in our channel and we will be friendly/unfriendly all deppending on mood of the day.

Guess thats enough for the daily bump Cool
Funnel Web
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2011-11-17 07:32:27 UTC
still looking for active players, active means you play eve, not BF3, not skyrim, not HON, and not minecraft, active EVE players. If you are what we are looking for, I will kick one of our curent inactive BF3 or skyrim playing useless scrubs, so come have a go see iff we find you more usefull then our inactive ones Twisted
fathitman
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2011-11-17 14:34:16 UTC  |  Edited by: fathitman
We are the **** of the ****

And yesssss i just got over my skyrim and BF3 and SR3 bindge haha