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Frying Doom
#1 - 2013-10-18 12:01:23 UTC
How much hair does Trebor Daehdoow have left after this current "sh*tstorm"?

Or has he ripped it all out yet? Lol

On the lighter side EvE hasn't seemed this interesting in ages.Twisted

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Trebor Daehdoow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-10-18 12:09:28 UTC
More hair, actually. I'm currently test-driving an Evil Spock/Heisenberg goatee.

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mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-10-18 12:10:49 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:


On the lighter side EvE hasn't seemed this interesting in ages.Twisted


You have issues.

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Frying Doom
#4 - 2013-10-18 12:12:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
More hair, actually. I'm currently test-driving an Evil Spock/Heisenberg goatee.

As long as you have a decent bike or convertible to show it off.

Oh and well done so far, I would not like to be you in the middle of this one.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-10-19 13:35:43 UTC
May you live in interesting times

If I go to an alternate universe and the me there does not have my moustache, will that me the evil one?

We are surviving.

m

Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)/¯
Frying Doom
#6 - 2013-10-19 13:55:29 UTC
Mike Azariah wrote:
May you live in interesting times

If I go to an alternate universe and the me there does not have my moustache, will that me the evil one?

We are surviving.

m

Well, Yes everyone knows that we have had movies for 100 years showing people with mustaches as Evil.

Therefore all people with mustaches are Evil, sorry to break it to you, you are the alternate reality Evil twin.

Your fellow CSM members may now kill you and compost the remains as you are obviously not from this dimension.Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-10-19 23:50:13 UTC  |  Edited by: mynnna
Frying Doom wrote:
Mike Azariah wrote:
May you live in interesting times

If I go to an alternate universe and the me there does not have my moustache, will that me the evil one?

We are surviving.

m

Well, Yes everyone knows that we have had movies for 100 years showing people with mustaches as Evil.

Therefore all people with mustaches are Evil, sorry to break it to you, you are the alternate reality Evil twin.

Your fellow CSM members may now kill you and compost the remains as you are obviously not from this dimension.Lol



He's the "highsec candidate."


Yet the mustache means he's also the evil twin.


Let the implications of this sink in for a moment. Twisted

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Frying Doom
#8 - 2013-10-20 00:10:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
mynnna wrote:



He's the "highest candidate."


Yet the mustache means he's also the evil twin.


Let the implications of this sink in for a moment. Twisted

He is an alternate really twin. He is just pretending to support those that voted for him so he can wreck havoc and chaos. The mustache proves it.

His evil must be stopped.

I beg that the CSM takes action now and compost this evil.

All you need is a unanimous vote, an ice pick and a shovel Twisted

(oh ofc the evil twin does not get to vote)

Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-10-20 01:15:24 UTC
Why would we want to ice pick him when perhaps he's not from another dimension, but from...


NULLSEC!


Twisted

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Frying Doom
#10 - 2013-10-20 04:16:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
That would mean if he is really, really evil, he probably wants to remove concord from Hi-sec because he is so evil.

And make make Nullsec, Concord territory.

He is just too evil to comprehend....he has to go....the mustache proves it.

Just make it look like an accident....He was combing his hair and he accidentally cut his head off with an icepick .

Lol

You better get him quick, otherwise the next thing we will see is mynnna with a mustache and you will be pushing up daises.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-10-21 01:27:59 UTC
Look, I know that highsec is all about treachery, deceit, and backstabbing your supposed friends at the soonest possible opportunity, but in nullsec we value friendship, honor and camaraderie. Your silver tongue isn't going to get me to off my good friend like that, okay? Save yourself the effort.

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Frying Doom
#12 - 2013-10-21 02:18:45 UTC
No highsec was supposed to be about friends working in harmony for the good of their community, it just ended up being about lies, backstabbing and death.

But mark my words failure to eliminate this threat that far surpasses any and all threats ever before faced by the CSM, yes including chocolate and beer, will be your downfall.

You will all soon be mustache wearing hi-sec lovers from an alternate reality. Trebor may have already been changed and the goatee is just camouflage.

Get them before they get you.Evil

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-10-21 03:11:57 UTC
Not gonna work, Grima. Sorry.

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Frying Doom
#14 - 2013-10-21 06:02:08 UTC
Well don't blame me if the next thing you know the CSM is supporting disjointed patches with strange things like Hisec POCOs being taken over by players, maurarders acting like dreadnaughts, cats and dogs living together, complete pandemonium.

All because you would not stop the evil where it started.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Frying Doom
#15 - 2013-10-30 01:42:43 UTC
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
More hair, actually. I'm currently test-driving an Evil Spock/Heisenberg goatee.

http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2013/09/28/heisenberg1jpg-883b72_960w.jpg

Hope you haven't gone evil like Mike Azariah Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!