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Cline Vilnius
Dine and Dash
#1 - 2013-10-19 20:49:46 UTC
TIRED OF FLYING SOLO?
TIRED OF YOUR CORP ACTING LIKE A GIANT *****?
JOIN TEAM-XTREME TODAY?!
HERE’S A LIST OF QUESTIONS YOU HARD ****** ******* ******* MIGHT ASK!
Q: What does TEAM-XTREME DO?
A: ANYTHING WE WANT ****** ******! YOU WANNA MINE? GO MINING! YOU WANNA GO ON A NULL/LOW SEC ROAM? WE’LL GO WITH YOU! YOU WANNA BUILD ****? ******* DO IT!! WE EVEN ENGAGE IN AMARR FACTIONAL WARFARE!!
Q: What about WH space?
A: IF YOU WANNA DO WH SPACE!! WE’LL ******* LET YOU!! WE’LL EVEN ASIGN LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS UNDER YOUR COMMAND!! THAT’S RIGHT!! YOU WON’T BE MICRO MANAGED BY A HANDFUL OF ********!! WE HAVE A LEADERSHIP STRUCTURE!!!
Q: Factional Warfare? That sounds lame!
A: FW IS JUST THE FIRST ***** WE ARE GONNA ****!! IF YOU HARD ***** BASTARDS DECIDE TO JOIN YOU’LL BE COMING ON BOARD AT THE START OF THE MOST AMBITIOUS CORP EVER!!!
Q: Is there an SP requirement?
A: **** NO THERE ISN’T! NEW BRO? OLD BRO? EVEN NONEXISTENT BROS!!!! WE’LL HELP TRAIN YOU COURAGEUS NEW ********, GIVE YOU FREE STUFF LIKE… SKILL BOOKS!!! AND FRIGATES!!! FOR YOU OLD *******? YOU’LL BE CARRIED TO LEADERSHIP POSITIONS AS WE GROW!!! **** YEA!!!
Q: How active is Team-xtreme?
A: ACTIVE ENOUGH TO NOT SUCK ****!!
Q: Do you require an api key to join?
A: DOES ANDY **** SUCK GIANT BLACK ****?!! YOU BET YOUR ASS HE DOES!! WE REQUIRE AN ACCOUNT API KEY TO JOIN!! THAT WAY YOUR HIGH SPEED SPACE DEATH MACHINES WON’T GET KILLED BY PEOPLE TRYING TO HARVEST YOUR TEARS OF MANLY RAGE!!
SOLD YET? I BET YOU ******* ARE!! CONTACT Cline Vilnius or Zura Namee IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR JUST WANNA KNOW IF WE ARE AS BIG OF ******** AS WE SOUND!!
Cline Vilnius
Dine and Dash
#2 - 2013-10-19 22:53:14 UTC
On a more serious note. We are a new corp and need members. We are willing to train new bros. Open to anyone who wants to join, from the industrialist to the miner, the biggest carebear to the most hard core pvper. We plan on running FW until our members get trained and everyone has enough SP for other activity. As to the future, there are a couple alliances that would have us. I have hopes for us to be part of a SOV holding alliance eventually but we shall see.

So shoot me a message or convo me in game if you have any questions, or want to ensure that i'm more mature than my original post.
Cline Vilnius
Dine and Dash
#3 - 2013-10-19 23:28:52 UTC
Join now and help start something awesome!!
Cline Vilnius
Dine and Dash
#4 - 2013-10-20 01:36:21 UTC
New bro or just looking for a new home? Apply today!!
Dmitry Wizard
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#5 - 2013-10-20 02:01:52 UTC
Love the ad. It reminds me of the powerthirst commercials. With that being said. If you ever decide to take wormholes as a serious option look me up

"Wormhole corps are like a bunch of homeschooled kids"
Cline Vilnius
Dine and Dash
#6 - 2013-10-20 02:23:51 UTC
I was going for the 90's XTREME style. Makes recruiting adds far more entertaining. Far as WH goes.. We'll take that into consideration. After all, everything is subject to change.
Cline Vilnius
Dine and Dash
#7 - 2013-10-20 22:25:18 UTC
Sign up today!!
Nimis Ect
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-10-21 05:44:13 UTC
JOIN NOW TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF SOMETHING ******* AWESOME YOU LITTLE *****!
DON'T BE A LITTLE *****, JOIN TODAY!