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Talkin Sharks here, no kiddin!
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Bata Kylarro
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-10-18 18:09:45 UTC
me i am now Missionary respect by much in whole eve galaxy, takin confessions& all, at a fee= makin good living (only sometimes takin out some rival missionary pokin in me business clients, fcaus); but me was no allways these ways, in me earlier days i being known predator in low&zero-sec, killin all what walked, flew or crept (me favourite sayin to me victims before given them final volley: "there must be a million sound reasons for not vaporizing ya, but right now i cannot think of one", yeah, those were the days!; then later me saw the blue sacred lights in solar system far away, made me the turn 180degrees to Missionary. Sofar mine histo. Some adventurous pilots askin me from time to time: "if they should be goin to low/zero-sec for "kicks"me answerin the best by showing em this old earth scene, tellin it all, makin the point for them carefully considering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLP0QQPqFw

"Quint Is Devoured - Jaws (9/10) Movie CLIP (1975) HD"

...yeah, tells it all, them pirates are no kiddin stuff, some huntin win wolf-packs, mercyless, how low/zero-sec dark-depth-systems to be considered.

So, that bein me advice to pilots wantin ta know; what is your advising to them kick-seekers?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-10-18 18:29:06 UTC
I copy/pasted this into Google translate and even it had no clue what you are talking about.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Maximillian German
Task Force Coalition
#3 - 2013-10-18 18:35:26 UTC
Roleplaying board that way -> Intergalactic Summit
Decian Cor
Stronghelm Corporation
Solyaris Chtonium
#4 - 2013-10-18 18:36:13 UTC
Bata Kylarro wrote:
me i am now Missionary respect by much in whole eve galaxy, takin confessions& all, at a fee= makin good living (only sometimes takin out some rival missionary pokin in me business clients, fcaus); but me was no allways these ways, in me earlier days i being known predator in low&zero-sec, killin all what walked, flew or crept (me favourite sayin to me victims before given them final volley: "there must be a million sound reasons for not vaporizing ya, but right now i cannot think of one", yeah, those were the days!; then later me saw the blue sacred lights in solar system far away, made me the turn 180degrees to Missionary. Sofar mine histo. Some adventurous pilots askin me from time to time: "if they should be goin to low/zero-sec for "kicks"me answerin the best by showing em this old earth scene, tellin it all, makin the point for them carefully considering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLP0QQPqFw

"Quint Is Devoured - Jaws (9/10) Movie CLIP (1975) HD"

...yeah, tells it all, them pirates are no kiddin stuff, some huntin win wolf-packs, mercyless, how low/zero-sec dark-depth-systems to be considered.

So, that bein me advice to pilots wantin ta know; what is your advising to them kick-seekers?



I suggest you train grammar I-V.
You should also fit a Basic Translation Implant for the +3 boost to Making Coherent Statements.





[u]Unfiltered for the masses.[/u]

http://imgur.com/mzSl1Ie
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#5 - 2013-10-18 18:39:25 UTC
Sounds like the way the people in that Tom Hanks movie Cloud Atlas talk.

Not today spaghetti.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#6 - 2013-10-18 18:40:54 UTC
Came in, hoping for a stimulating debate also involving jets.
Left mildly inconvenienced.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#7 - 2013-10-18 18:47:31 UTC
OK, saw some words in there I recognized. Not in a proper sentence mind you, they were just lazing about. Get your words in order good sir!
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#8 - 2013-10-18 18:52:23 UTC
Why you violence my brain?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Bata Kylarro
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-10-18 19:42:35 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Came in, hoping for a stimulating debate also involving jets.
Left mildly inconvenienced.


...you high respect intelligency comment could have been generated by supercomputer Hal (Space Odyssey 2001)... Hal also bein famous for its entertainen&intelligent, creative & ironical humor, from time to time much appreciated by "us humans", so me, I salute ya sir!...Big smile
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-10-18 19:55:15 UTC
wat

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#11 - 2013-10-18 20:00:34 UTC
Sexy Cakes wrote:
Sounds like the way the people in that Tom Hanks movie Cloud Atlas talk.


If you read it in his voice, it actually makes sense. Just.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#12 - 2013-10-18 20:01:37 UTC
Came looking for talking sharks.
Left after I couldn't find any . . .

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.
Baaldor
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#13 - 2013-10-18 20:04:00 UTC
Bata Kylarro wrote:
me i am now Missionary respect by much in whole eve galaxy, takin confessions& all, at a fee= makin good living (only sometimes takin out some rival missionary pokin in me business clients, fcaus); but me was no allways these ways, in me earlier days i being known predator in low&zero-sec, killin all what walked, flew or crept (me favourite sayin to me victims before given them final volley: "there must be a million sound reasons for not vaporizing ya, but right now i cannot think of one", yeah, those were the days!; then later me saw the blue sacred lights in solar system far away, made me the turn 180degrees to Missionary. Sofar mine histo. Some adventurous pilots askin me from time to time: "if they should be goin to low/zero-sec for "kicks"me answerin the best by showing em this old earth scene, tellin it all, makin the point for them carefully considering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLP0QQPqFw

"Quint Is Devoured - Jaws (9/10) Movie CLIP (1975) HD"

...yeah, tells it all, them pirates are no kiddin stuff, some huntin win wolf-packs, mercyless, how low/zero-sec dark-depth-systems to be considered.

So, that bein me advice to pilots wantin ta know; what is your advising to them kick-seekers?


This ^^^ is why we can't have nice things.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#14 - 2013-10-18 20:05:14 UTC
Just because you can, does not mean you should.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Bata Kylarro
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-10-18 20:05:14 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
wat



This is NO QQ thread! I was just making some entertaining HUMOR! Do you drones know what humor is? All threads so serious here? A 100% serious! Why not some entertaining humor? I regret very much that I even nhave to explain this to you!

You will never see on any of your forums again! I am seriously disappointed in the real intelligency shown here by people! What has happened to some HUMOR? I am Dutch, and from time to time we like some HUMOR!

Goodbye! I am OUT!
gaijiin pok
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-10-18 20:42:54 UTC
don't let em chase ya off, it was amusing - and if it bothers/offends or irritates some, then so much the better :-D
No Means No
meh fackit
#17 - 2013-10-18 20:45:33 UTC
i read the first 4 words and got an headache
Major Xadi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-10-18 20:46:47 UTC



I suggest you train grammar I-V.
You should also fit a Basic Translation Implant for the +3 boost to Making Coherent Statements.





[/quote]

ROFL. You beat me to it. I was going to say something like this. I was wondering if this guy is Louisiana Cajun. But even the
Cajuns have better grammar than this guy.
Lilliana Stelles
#19 - 2013-10-18 20:48:49 UTC
Bata Kylarro wrote:
Lugia3 wrote:
wat



This is NO QQ thread! I was just making some entertaining HUMOR! Do you drones know what humor is? All threads so serious here? A 100% serious! Why not some entertaining humor? I regret very much that I even nhave to explain this to you!

You will never see on any of your forums again! I am seriously disappointed in the real intelligency shown here by people! What has happened to some HUMOR? I am Dutch, and from time to time we like some HUMOR!

Goodbye! I am OUT!



I am reminded of this

Not a forum alt. 
Decian Cor
Stronghelm Corporation
Solyaris Chtonium
#20 - 2013-10-22 16:36:41 UTC
Intelligency.

[u]Unfiltered for the masses.[/u]

http://imgur.com/mzSl1Ie
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