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Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2011-11-17 07:59:37 UTC
Hero Tackler wrote:
We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.

You say "we". I say "talking with your ass full is rude".

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Hero Tackler
Doomheim
#42 - 2011-11-17 08:07:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Hero Tackler
Zions Child wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.


I always thought the Goons were fighting for the lols. Specifically, making those who take Internet SPazships too seriously cry on forums and the like. You seem like an idiot who is talking out of their ass.


We used to fight for the lols, we used to fight for tears, we used to fight for fun, we used to fight for moons, we used to fight for fofofo, now we don't fight at all because we are surrounded by blues. The only campaign we have is to "save" Eve Online. Back in the glory days of Darius we tried to destroy it, now that was fun. This CSM save the game stuff is no fun. Never stop posting.

More meta than you
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#43 - 2011-11-17 08:26:03 UTC
I am willing to deposit 1 bil in security deposit to join goons.
But i do want it back in 30 days Shocked
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#44 - 2011-11-17 08:42:31 UTC
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.


So which bitter EO guy is this? I'm betting Ordo Garr.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2011-11-17 08:46:42 UTC
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.

if you seriously are some disenfranchised goon (and not some random-ass pubbie who's in goonswarm for whatever reason, or just some guy trolling), then seriously do what I said and go join Groon. Goonswarm cares about being half-way competent now, because it is necessary in order to maintain alliance-level income which in turn powers alliance-level reimbursements and newbie-friendly programs. If you want an experience that is much more chill and which gives way fewer spacefucks then The Greater Goon in Clockwork Pineapple may be the right place for you. I am sure if you speak up in the SA thread about Goonswarm and ask for advice, others will point you in the same direction. As it happens, even if you are some random-ass pubbie or just trolling, Groon could still be the place for you! A tour of duty in Groon looks good on your employment history and gives you something to do while you wait out the "obvious j4g timer" and post content in places other than the EVE thread in MMO HMO.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#46 - 2011-11-17 08:48:35 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.


I always thought the Goons were fighting for the lols. Specifically, making those who take Internet SPazships too seriously cry on forums and the like. You seem like an idiot who is talking out of their ass.

You use the article "the" a bit too much for my taste. We are not "~the~ goons," and we certainly do not fight for "~the~ stupid 4chan meme," as you put it. But your point is correct: we do stuff because we can, and we like to rip on people who give way too many spacefucks (or even non-spacefucks) with regards to the "~serious business~" of EVE Online the popular spaceship MMO developed and produced by CCP hf.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#47 - 2011-11-17 08:49:45 UTC
Azelor Delaria wrote:
Actually, if it's in writing, and you sign your name to it (in this case, you sign your IP and in-game name, which is tied to your real life name via the account), that's a written contract. Just sayin'.


For it to be a legally-binding contract, it would have needed to include legal names. You're not getting those without breaching the EULA, and CCP sure isn't going to start handing them out.

http://www.wormholes.info
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#48 - 2011-11-17 08:49:58 UTC
Azelor Delaria wrote:

Actually, if it's in writing, and you sign your name to it (in this case, you sign your IP and in-game name, which is tied to your real life name via the account), that's a written contract. Just sayin'.


I'll create a toon called Barack Obama and sign some stuff about declaring WW III against China. And I'll EVEMail that to some random empire dweller. I'm sure it will be considered as a legitimate wardeclaration.

Oh wait, no ?

Someone wrote on the internet that we will give you back your spacegold, that must be true !

There is no written contract.

What if I join your corp and steal everything ? Since I stole isks, I virtually stole dollars right ? So you could sue me for stealing money from you right ?

Why isn't this happening then ? Why isn't this happening for 300B heists, that's a bit more than 30M right ?

(And, a judge wouldn't give much fscks about how you got steamrolled on a spaceship game, but that's just my humble opinion)

Quote:

So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me.


This is pishing. Mirror a commercial website in order to fool users is indeed a crime. We didn't mirror anything though. We created (Well, not me ofc, the mighty tech guy) this fine scam-machine, and it works just fine.

There is no real life issue. For the small fee of 15$/month, you're exposing yourself to being bullied/scammed, deal with it.

AND, it's not like peoples don't already know what GSF is.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2011-11-17 08:51:55 UTC
Hero Tackler wrote:
Zions Child wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.


I always thought the Goons were fighting for the lols. Specifically, making those who take Internet SPazships too seriously cry on forums and the like. You seem like an idiot who is talking out of their ass.


We used to fight for the lols, we used to fight for tears, we used to fight for fun, we used to fight for moons, we used to fight for fofofo, now we don't fight at all because we are surrounded by blues. The only campaign we have is to "save" Eve Online. Back in the glory days of Darius we tried to destroy it, now that was fun. This CSM save the game stuff is no fun. Never stop posting.

At this point I am convinced that you are some random pubbie trying a bit too hard to emulate goon-specific culture and catchphrases for some nefarious means.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#50 - 2011-11-17 08:54:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
SMT008 wrote:
Azelor Delaria wrote:

Actually, if it's in writing, and you sign your name to it (in this case, you sign your IP and in-game name, which is tied to your real life name via the account), that's a written contract. Just sayin'.


I'll create a toon called Barack Obama and sign some stuff about declaring WW III against China. And I'll EVEMail that to some random empire dweller. I'm sure it will be considered as a legitimate wardeclaration.

Oh wait, no ?

Someone wrote on the internet that we will give you back your spacegold, that must be true !

There is no written contract.

What if I join your corp and steal everything ? Since I stole isks, I virtually stole dollars right ? So you could sue me for stealing money from you right ?

Why isn't this happening then ? Why isn't this happening for 300B heists, that's a bit more than 30M right ?

(And, a judge wouldn't give much fscks about how you got steamrolled on a spaceship game, but that's just my humble opinion)

Quote:

So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me.


This is pishing. Mirror a commercial website in order to fool users is indeed a crime. We didn't mirror anything though. We created (Well, not me ofc, the mighty tech guy) this fine scam-machine, and it works just fine.

There is no real life issue. For the small fee of 15$/month, you're exposing yourself to being bullied/scammed, deal with it.

AND, it's not like peoples don't already know what GSF is.

Please note that this individual's testimony does not represent the official position of the Right-Honourable Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets, the Clusterfuck Coalition, The Mittani, the Council of Stellar Management, or Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Perry.


edit: But this post will now forever tie Texas Governor Rick Perry to Goonswarm Federation and EVE Online in the search results of Google.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#51 - 2011-11-17 09:34:28 UTC
Goons licence for scaming will end in one day, if you wan't to extend it please send me 10bil so that i could extend it for another 30 days.

Thank you

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
The Crimson Invaider
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#52 - 2011-11-17 09:38:52 UTC
This thread went places. Especially the psedo-internet lawyer trying to out lawyer an alliance of lawyers. I also liked the part where you tell him to spent 10 obamadollars.


Please continue.
Tora Oni
Legendary Sidekicks in Space
#53 - 2011-11-17 11:12:02 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
I am willing to deposit 1 bil in security deposit to join goons.
But i do want it back in 30 days Shocked


Sure no problem. As an official space layer, I am able to handle the deposit. Send it to me and your life will be good.

@ the OP : To bad, should have read the forums.
Hero Tackler
Doomheim
#54 - 2011-11-17 14:30:04 UTC
Nefarious!? Nooo, not on the internets. I think I shall take your advice however and sidestep to the Greater Goon. There's just way too much politics in internet spaceships these days. If you have anymore questions or comments, I will refer you to my forum sig. Have a nice day. Big smile

More meta than you
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#55 - 2011-11-17 15:35:00 UTC
Tamiya Sarossa wrote:
Please tell me that everyone who makes these threads is a goon alt so I can mantain my dwindiling faith in humanity.


Your faith in humanity is misplaced. Believe in each according to his or her own merits.

As for thirty million, well...I'm sure you could have made that back in the time it took to make this post, OP.
"If."
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#56 - 2011-11-17 16:02:35 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Zions Child wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.


I always thought the Goons were fighting for the lols. Specifically, making those who take Internet SPazships too seriously cry on forums and the like. You seem like an idiot who is talking out of their ass.

You use the article "the" a bit too much for my taste. We are not "~the~ goons," and we certainly do not fight for "~the~ stupid 4chan meme," as you put it. But your point is correct: we do stuff because we can, and we like to rip on people who give way too many spacefucks (or even non-spacefucks) with regards to the "~serious business~" of EVE Online the popular spaceship MMO developed and produced by CCP hf.


Lol tildes. Just making sure that I was not confused as to the purpose of Goonswarm. That other person sounded like he needed a good talking to though, the one too afraid to post with his main.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#57 - 2011-11-17 16:17:25 UTC
Hero Tackler wrote:
Nefarious!? Nooo, not on the internets. I think I shall take your advice however and sidestep to the Greater Goon. There's just way too much politics in internet spaceships these days. If you have anymore questions or comments, I will refer you to my forum sig. Have a nice day. Big smile

cease and desist immediately

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Jacada Ansari
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#58 - 2011-11-17 19:09:06 UTC
This thread has been created by an alt of a certain Prencleeve to try and badmouth us. Goonfleet.net is not a scam site, infact it was the website I applied to so I could join this humble group of beautiful people. I think you should stop stalking me, and stop spreading nasty filth around to try and dishonour us. Scamming in Goonswarm results in a kick from the alliance! We honour the rules of e-space and e-honour!
Kilobar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#59 - 2011-11-17 20:11:19 UTC
I love how pubbies get butt hurt and can't seperate eve from real life
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2011-11-17 22:01:48 UTC
Hero Tackler wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Hero Tackler wrote:
So by applying your own logic- I could mirror CCP's eveonline.com site and intercept mad info's to use for my own benefit because I have no contract between you and me. Rgr. Ask Mittens about the legality of that. Also- you and your friends are very familiar with converting isk to dollars, isn't that what you viciously slander and accuse our Russian comrades of doing repeatedly? Roll

Here's an idea: instead of being a dumbass whiner on the internet, why don't you either put up or shut up? Either su them for "stealing/scamming $1 from me with a website on the internet", or shut up and stop proving (repeatedly) that you're a complete and utter fool.


We are all frustrated with the path we are on. We are all frustrated about becoming BoB 2.0. Everything we hated and fought against since our first routing from Delve stares back at us in the mirror. We must not turn on each other but stand strong; together. Soon we will move for a vote of no confidence in Mittani. This sea of endless blues we're swimming in has made us soft, but we can still reclaim our former glory.


Hi Xenuria. New alt?