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The Scourge of Elite PVP - The Ishtar
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Victor Dathar
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#1 - 2013-10-16 14:33:11 UTC
Other fellows of ill repute I come to you today to tell you of the scourge, the horror and the plain evil that lies at the heart of the most boring activity in all of Eve Online - A Spaceship Game (tm). I am of course talking about Null Sec ratting/anoms. In the past bloated and slow loot pinatas awaited the brave who hunted them, the Capt Ahab to the White Whale, but now the degenerates who do this activity have created a weapon against the NPC AI and us adventurers.

The Ishtar

To say its name makes me want to wash my mouth out with soap. Look at this example, just look at it!

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702899
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702898
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702897
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702896

Dropped by 4 stealth bombers, all bonuses to go through the resist hole of the ships defenses killed by a ship that is designed to kill rats while AFK. The owner of this blatant attempt to put decent freelance police out of business was likely doing far more entertaining like reading, watching grass grow or paint dry.

This cannot go on! If we must suffer such indignity it must be while our prey is sitting at their keyboard staring as their wallet goes up slowly for no real reason.

RISE C&P RISE!

^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7

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Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-10-16 14:59:23 UTC
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Anslo
Scope Works
#3 - 2013-10-16 15:04:43 UTC
Cry moar.

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Ivana Twinkle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-10-16 16:47:57 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Cry moar.


Pubbies cannot spot a good troll post if their lives depended on it.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2013-10-16 16:51:25 UTC
Ow thats a Horrible Killboard design

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Ivana Twinkle
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-10-16 16:55:13 UTC
But the design is literally the best thing about our killboard.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-10-16 17:35:59 UTC
Great thread. No, really it is.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Space Bacon
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#8 - 2013-10-16 21:00:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Bacon
That is funny that you posted this. I killed some guy who jumped me in a belt last night with mine. Then finished killing the Sansha Carrier spawn. The Ishtar is awesome!

Honestly HACs are good again. Don't mess with them in junk. I saw a bunch of stealth bombers try to wreck a Cerb. That didn't work out so well for them either.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#9 - 2013-10-17 01:02:50 UTC
I especially like how this guy popped those bombers using Caldari drones.

I mean.....eeeeeeeeeww.

Caldari drones.

Needs to get some Beserker 2's......

Ishtars like sentries now, too.......

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-10-17 03:57:28 UTC
A more pressing issue is the fact that CCP only allows us to give one thumb up.

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Grunanca
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-10-17 07:45:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Grunanca
Victor Dathar wrote:
Other fellows of ill repute I come to you today to tell you of the scourge, the horror and the plain evil that lies at the heart of the most boring activity in all of Eve Online - A Spaceship Game (tm). I am of course talking about Null Sec ratting/anoms. In the past bloated and slow loot pinatas awaited the brave who hunted them, the Capt Ahab to the White Whale, but now the degenerates who do this activity have created a weapon against the NPC AI and us adventurers.

The Ishtar

To say its name makes me want to wash my mouth out with soap. Look at this example, just look at it!

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702899
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702898
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702897
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/702896

Dropped by 4 stealth bombers, all bonuses to go through the resist hole of the ships defenses killed by a ship that is designed to kill rats while AFK. The owner of this blatant attempt to put decent freelance police out of business was likely doing far more entertaining like reading, watching grass grow or paint dry.

This cannot go on! If we must suffer such indignity it must be while our prey is sitting at their keyboard staring as their wallet goes up slowly for no real reason.

RISE C&P RISE!


Drop with arazu, rapier and pilgrim instead of using torpedoes against cruisers? Arazy damps and scramble, rapier makes ure he is not running and pilgrim puts on the dps.

Or do arazu and bombers. Arazu scrambles and damps and bombers apply dps.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#12 - 2013-10-17 10:32:10 UTC
Nul bears and their important issues..... What?

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#13 - 2013-10-17 13:52:13 UTC
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Cry moar.


Pubbies cannot spot a good troll post if their lives depended on it.


This is not a good troll post. This is just a bad post attempting to be a good troll post.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-10-19 00:34:58 UTC
A 'like' and a score of 7/10 for the roleplay flavor just because roleplay drives so many people berzerk.

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