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Thoughts on the IGS, Amarr Empire, and the creation of claims.
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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-10-09 18:00:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Anslo wrote:
She only sleeps with women, is what he's getting at. Bummer, huh?

Actually, I was referencing a song that I... come to think of it, a song that I don't recall ever actually having heard, but somehow seem to know the lyrics to regardless.

This sensation is... very strange.

Say, do the numbers "45100" mean anything to anyone?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#42 - 2013-10-09 18:01:27 UTC
There must be some way out of this thread...
Anslo
Scope Works
#43 - 2013-10-09 18:22:56 UTC
Said the Holder to the Thief.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#44 - 2013-10-09 18:58:20 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
So you're saying she'll never live like common people, she'll never do whatever common people do?

She'll never sleep with common people.

She'll never sleep with common people... like you.


Common sir? I happen to be the descendant of some aristocrat you never heard of, royalty in some far off backwater planet and my best friend's, uncle's, barber's sister's boyfriend's dad is the chef's assistant to the flagship of some low key Federal Navy Admiral.

You won't know him though.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#45 - 2013-10-09 18:59:42 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
So you're saying she'll never live like common people, she'll never do whatever common people do?

She'll never sleep with common people.

She'll never sleep with common people... like you.


Common sir? I happen to be the descendant of some aristocrat you never heard of, royalty in some far off backwater planet and my best friend's, uncle's, barber's sister's boyfriend's dad is the chef's assistant to the flagship of some low key Federal Navy Admiral.

You won't know him though.


Piker. Probably not even a quarter-lizard.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2013-10-09 19:15:16 UTC
Did I make it clear enough to all of you last time we brought this up that I am not a werewolf?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#47 - 2013-10-09 22:49:58 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Did I make it clear enough to all of you last time we brought this up that I am not a werewolf?



Know what that sounds like?

Sounds like something a werewolf would say.
Slaver Filth
Council of Apostles
#48 - 2013-10-12 17:45:48 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Did I make it clear enough to all of you last time we brought this up that I am not a werewolf?
Amazingly when checking the IGS database he has never posted from a system during its time of full moon. I'm just saying, coincidence? You decide.

"Child of Amarr seek not warmth in our cold hearts, we are the old serpent of New Eden and you must do your part, revel in our viciousness, we rule by venom and our strike is merciless, "
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2013-10-12 18:07:39 UTC
I cannot possibly be a werewolf, because werewolves do not exist. That would be entirely ridiculous, as I couldn't possibly possess the quality of being something nonexistant, because I exist (unlike werewolves, which do not). Even if they did theoretically exist, which they don't, and I can't stress enough that werewolves are not something that exists - that is to say, they are entirely nonexistant, I still wouldn't be one of them, not that I could be anyway since, as I believe I may have neglected to mention before, they don't exist. Anyone attempting to claim that werewolves exist is, in fact, incorrect, as werewolves do not exist.

Did I mention that I'm not a werewolf, and that werewolves do not exist? I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here regarding the subject of werewolves, that being the page that doesn't have any werewolves on it on account of them not existing.

I also don't have a psychological problem where I unconsciously and involuntarily write what I'm thinking to myself at the present moment on the IGS, which is great because it means that none of you will ever know I'm actually lying through my teeth and am really a werewolf because they're totally a thing that exists for real and OH GODDAMNIT

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-10-16 06:37:27 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Did I make it clear enough to all of you last time we brought this up that I am not a werewolf?


Frankly I'm not sure what a werewolf actually is. Is it related to the mythos of the Matari wolf? In which case I am but left here pondering another question of what would seem to be an equally obscure but apparently related Matari mythological beast. That ancient mystery, somewhere deep in the woods, leaving the reader who reads the text to ask themselves:

"What does the Fox say?"

Do you know, Mr. Ixiris?

Will we ever know its sound?

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-10-16 07:20:02 UTC
Believe it or not, CONCORD is largely to blame for the creation of werewolves. Normal humans can apparently be inflicted with the curse as the result of a botched neural remap. This is clearly so much of a problem that CONCORD had to implement failsafes and user warnings about it:

22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#52 - 2013-10-16 07:38:19 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:

22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.


I always thought that was just an urban legend of sorts.

Nothing a social adaptation chip or other related attribute implant cannot resolve I'm sure?

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Slaver Filth
Council of Apostles
#53 - 2013-10-16 07:56:20 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:

22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.


I always thought that was just an urban legend of sorts.

Nothing a social adaptation chip or other related attribute implant cannot resolve I'm sure?
With this you are not assisted by implants. You require a growing plant of the genus Aconitum; especially : a monkshood (A. napellus) that is the source of the drug aconite. Once again checking public recorded mission logs. In systems visited by our fellow capsuleer Ixiris sales of the drug aconite and or the plant ... um ... blossomed.

The plant is more commonly known as Wolfsbane.

Probably just another strange coincidence. I for one am keeping an eye on the lunar cycles in the systems I visit. You know, just to be safe.

"Child of Amarr seek not warmth in our cold hearts, we are the old serpent of New Eden and you must do your part, revel in our viciousness, we rule by venom and our strike is merciless, "
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#54 - 2013-10-16 08:32:36 UTC
Slaver Filth wrote:

With this you are not assisted by implants. You require a growing plant of the genus Aconitum; especially : a monkshood (A. napellus) that is the source of the drug aconite. Once again checking public recorded mission logs. In systems visited by our fellow capsuleer Ixiris sales of the drug aconite and or the plant ... um ... blossomed.

The plant is more commonly known as Wolfsbane.

Probably just another strange coincidence. I for one am keeping an eye on the lunar cycles in the systems I visit. You know, just to be safe.


Hmm.

Well I am certain as devout man and priest of the Holy Amarr Empire you appear uniquely qualified and knowledgeable in the slaying of urban myths and aberration-like beasts such as these lycanthropes. Is this tradition of hunting down such vile beasts as werewolves part of the training you received at your sect?

Truly it seems, only faith can be a shield against such darkness.

I can only thank the Maker for the Amarr, to defend us against the potential lycanthropy of men such as Mr. Ixiris, and the vampiristic nature of the Blood Raiders and Sani Sabik.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2013-10-16 09:19:02 UTC
Actually, Boundless Creations and Duvolle Laboratories collaborated to develop the Silver projectile and the Silver hybrid charge for just this situation, but unfortunately they never really caught on commercially.

I am told the Ultraviolet crystal is very useful against vampires, though.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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