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Federal Sani Sabik cult members selling human flesh as dog food ?
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2013-10-13 10:02:12 UTC
Disturbing news reaches Gutter Press, about alleged human flesh being found in dog food !

The dog food, being sold across a number of stations in the Federation, was found by health officials to include traces of human DNA, with one sample being reportedly 25% human meat !

The source is alleged to be Sani Sabik cult members, performing ritualistic murders !

Horrifying !

While the religion itself is not outlawed in the Federation, with some celebrities such as Midna Lyre being Sani Sabik, any rituals involving the sacrifice of people or animals most certainly are outlawed !

Gutter Press asked several members of the public for their opinion.

"Sani Sabik ? you mean Blood Raiders, right ?" said one Intaki man.
"I met this amarrian girl who had a corpse made into a table! Taxidermy and everything!", said a female Gallente exotic dancer.
"Dog food ? Oh my, that's horrifying, isn't it, Fluffy?" said one ethnic Amarr female Federal citizen.
"Grrarrgrrr", said Fluffy, a slaver hound of medium proportions.
"If the Gallente don't want human sacrifices in their jurisdiction, perhaps they shouldn't harbour heretic deviants. " said a travelling Amarr pilgrim.

Gutter Press will sniff out further information on stories like this.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#2 - 2013-10-13 16:39:42 UTC
I suspect Fluffy is the most intelligent interviewee that Gutter Press has found this year.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#3 - 2013-10-14 02:19:15 UTC
Horrible.

Human flesh is even worse than beef. Those poor dogs are going to be ill before long.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
#4 - 2013-10-14 07:37:22 UTC
First the Caldari corporation Sukuuvestaa targeting our children all those years ago, now the Amarrian Sabik splinter sect are going after our pets!

Shocking and shameful indeed. Sadly, it seems, you just can't keep a 'good' scheme down.

It is unfortunate that groups such as these seek constantly to harm the most vulnerable in our society in an outright commercial assault that completely neglects all sense of corporate and civil responsibility.

The Institute of Social Development will be calling on all private Federate companies involved in the distribution of foodstuffs, including the FedMart and Aliastra, as well as those governments involved in franchise agreements to include measures in all future contracts to give consumers and distributors indisputable legal rights to seek remedy against those who would endorse or seek to profit from such inhumane activity.

We will also be lobbying for an investigation into Sabik activities within our borders insofar as any criminal connections to these activities may be concerned . This will be done on behalf of those who may have been victims of this process, pet owners and the presumably deceased alike.

The Institute of Social Development is standing with Gallentean consumers and their loyal and beloved creatures at this time.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#5 - 2013-10-14 16:46:31 UTC
This is why I never touch Quafe.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#6 - 2013-10-14 17:07:51 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
This is why I never touch Quafe.

I know, right?

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Sorjat
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-10-14 17:21:50 UTC
Stares at the empty mug of Quafe I just consumed...

Ummm... you all realize that its the same government department which tests the dog food that also tests human food right??? I mean if there is human DNA in dog food what about the rest of the food chain??....

Did I just eat my next door neighbour?

BARF!

Insanity is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshipped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man.

-- PKD
Nikilaiki Ashland Karris
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-10-14 17:55:10 UTC
Sorjat wrote:
Stares at the empty mug of Quafe I just consumed...

Ummm... you all realize that its the same government department which tests the dog food that also tests human food right??? I mean if there is human DNA in dog food what about the rest of the food chain??....

Did I just eat my next door neighbour?

BARF!

Hopefully they don't also inspect the biomass used in clones as well.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#9 - 2013-10-14 22:11:50 UTC
Aside from all of the obviously heinous implications... why? Why human flesh in dog meat? One would think that would be a fairly significant delicacy for dogs. Human flesh must be somewhat more difficult to come by than the normal detritus they use for dog meat.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#10 - 2013-10-15 15:25:53 UTC
God has appointed his creation into orders — Emperor, Holder, Commoner, Slave, Beast. Woe to him who eats one of a higher order, or to him who causes another to eat one of a higher order.

He who stands before God at the Judgement having fed man to dogs shall be cast into the Pit, where for all eternity he shall repeatedly be devoured and excreted intact by ravenous packs of Slaver Hounds. Because God is just.

Amen. Amarr Victor.
Anslo
Scope Works
#11 - 2013-10-15 16:03:26 UTC
Do you ever have anything else to say, or are you reading from a script?

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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#12 - 2013-10-15 19:10:43 UTC
Laurentis Thiesant wrote:
First the Caldari corporation Sukuuvestaa targeting our children all those years ago, now the Amarrian Sabik splinter sect are going after our pets!


Omir Sarikusa is known to have some Caldari ancestry, do you think it might be a case of Genetic Criminality ?

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Anslo
Scope Works
#13 - 2013-10-15 19:18:46 UTC
Here's the twist. Omir cloned himself a bunch of times and through an ancient Sabik ritual is spreading his soul via chunks of clone into the dogs that eat them. Once done, he will take over New Eden with an army of Blood Raider dogs.

INVASION!

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