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Maximillan Lancaster
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-10-15 15:01:16 UTC
Straight to the point: top 1 ugliest ship you'd want to see overhauled. Why is it ugly and what do you want changed?

For me, its the Nightmare.

It's a good BS and all, but it looks like a flying set of space anal beads.

I think a majestic design more fitting of a battleship should do the trick. Just because it's a pirate ship doesn't mean it has to look scurvy infested.
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#2 - 2013-10-15 15:04:28 UTC
nightmare reminds me of those celebrities who have massive lollipop heads on small bodies, like v beckham or nicole richie
Maximillan Lancaster
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-10-15 15:07:44 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
nightmare reminds me of those celebrities who have massive lollipop heads on small bodies, like v beckham or nicole richie


That it does.

Also, the Bantam looks like a dog humping a vacuum cleaner. Seriously? Can we fix this guys? I have a long list of ships here that just look plain wrong.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#4 - 2013-10-15 15:11:21 UTC
For me it's the Rattlesnake.

Not from a design perspective. It actually looks pretty sweet for a Caldari based ship. It's the **** brown color scheme that irks me. CCP couldn't have picked a more unflattering color if they hired an expert in visual torture.

Mr Epeen Cool
Maximillan Lancaster
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-10-15 15:12:44 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
For me it's the Rattlesnake.

Not from a design perspective. It actually looks pretty sweet for a Caldari based ship. It's the **** brown color scheme that irks me. CCP couldn't have picked a more unflattering color if they hired an expert in visual torture.

Mr Epeen Cool


Cheer up. It used to look like this.
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#6 - 2013-10-15 15:15:46 UTC
Everything built by Minmatar and Amarr. Minus the bombers.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Maximillan Lancaster
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-10-15 15:19:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Maximillan Lancaster
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Everything built by Minmatar and Amarr. Minus the bombers.


Wow really? Amarr ships are beautiful. Minnie ships are ugly though. It's like giving pre-school kids glue and asbestos for their arts and crafts project.

Gallente and Minmatar are the ugliest for me tbh.
oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-10-15 15:27:24 UTC
Hahaha I had to stare at that picture to see the dog, im usually so bad at those types of things but I see it! IT TOTALLY IS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#9 - 2013-10-15 15:29:09 UTC
Maximillan Lancaster wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Everything built by Minmatar and Amarr. Minus the bombers.


Wow really? Amarr ships are beautiful. Minnie ships are ugly though. It's like giving pre-school kids glue and asbestos for their arts and crafts project.

Gallente and Minmatar are the ugliest for me tbh/


Far too many of the Amarr ships look like poop.

That Amarr stations undock you by dropping the ship downwards doesn't help.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-10-15 15:29:43 UTC
Maximillan Lancaster wrote:

It's a good BS and all, but it looks like a flying set of space anal beads.



No it doesn't.

Your thread is just an excuse to type that description.

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Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#11 - 2013-10-15 15:30:51 UTC
imicus hull, moa hull

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Thelonious Blake
Miles Research and Development
#12 - 2013-10-15 15:49:30 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
So you want the graphic designers to create something that is both of quality as a piece of art AND liked by all of the player base?

Removed some offensive content. -ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Jax Zaden
Prometheus Deep Core Mining
#13 - 2013-10-15 15:59:40 UTC
Nightmare - I have sold and rebought the damn thing like 8 times. I buy it because it's a beast but then I sell it because I hate looking at it. I still have one now but I am actively trying to find anything with beams that can match it toe to toe.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-10-15 16:03:09 UTC
First person to mention the Dominix gets their nose cut off. I'm very militant about that beautiful machine.

Dodixie > Hek
Dirk Decibel
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-10-15 16:03:14 UTC
Tbh I don't like the stealth bombers with their 'body kits' at all....

That nightmare is one ugly sob too.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#16 - 2013-10-15 16:11:16 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
First person to mention the Dominix gets their nose cut off. I'm very militant about that beautiful machine.


Domi Blink (srsly tho, I love mah Domi)

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Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#17 - 2013-10-15 16:17:56 UTC
Osprey.

Moros. (Seriously, that ship has some cellulite).

Aeon. (I'm not paying for half a ship).

Pretty much every Minmatar ship!

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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#18 - 2013-10-15 16:49:56 UTC
That's not ugliness. That's individuality Blink.

Remove standings and insurance.
Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-10-15 16:57:56 UTC
I have no problems with the ship designs overall , i do like paint jobs

Look at those WoT paint jobs , its facking amezing

Hello Kitty

It will color the dark place new eden is atm

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Aesheera
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-10-15 17:05:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Aesheera
Lugalbandak wrote:
I have no problems with the ship designs overall , i do like paint jobs

Look at those WoT paint jobs , its facking amezing

Hello Kitty

It will color the dark place new eden is atm

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