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My friend needs clothes...

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Ogopogo Mu
O C C U P Y
#461 - 2013-10-02 01:43:39 UTC
Sadly I believe food on ships comes from dispensers, thus no kitchen, thus nowhere for your female companion to feel "at home."
Rendiff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#462 - 2013-10-02 02:42:49 UTC
I've never seen this many devs post in one thread before. Also they should totally add a corpse locker to the game.
teedeepee
Amarrian Special Activities Division
#463 - 2013-10-02 05:33:01 UTC
Ah, Captain's Quarters, the place to sit down, kick back, and crack open a cold one.
Sushi Nardieu
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#464 - 2013-10-02 08:38:13 UTC
Stifling my laughter in a library . Hurts . Stop.

The Guns of Knowledge 
Khellan Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#465 - 2013-10-02 08:42:32 UTC
My God Shocked

I would pay obscene amounts of money to be able to display the corpses fo my dead foes. This has to be the best thread I've read.... possibly ever. I seriously cannot stop laughing.
Renslip Darkdraught
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#466 - 2013-10-02 10:54:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Renslip Darkdraught
+1 fpr corpse dressing. I will gladly spend my ISK dressing up Susan Black's spy alt corpse in Amarr clothes. That corpse will be closer to God than she will ever get!

edit: Walking dead in stations?

Drunk tank, best tank.
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
#467 - 2013-10-02 11:09:44 UTC
teedeepee wrote:
Ah, Captain's Quarters, the place to sit down, kick back, and crack open a cold one.


A cold what, exactly? You aren't one of those Hannibal Lector types, are you?
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#468 - 2013-10-02 11:19:49 UTC
Alvatore DiMarco wrote:
teedeepee wrote:
Ah, Captain's Quarters, the place to sit down, kick back, and crack open a cold one.


A cold what, exactly? You aren't one of those Hannibal Lector types, are you?


Mother always told me to try many things...

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MissyDark
Carsultyal
#469 - 2013-10-02 12:18:59 UTC
joelinux wrote:

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.


I support corpse-dressing being added to eve. Also, I'd like to move my extensive corpse collection into my captain's quarters. While we are on that topic, I would need a much larger quarters. My corpse collection is quite extensive. I could also use some furniture. Can't have the corpses just lay around the floor - that would be disrespectful.
MissyDark
Carsultyal
#470 - 2013-10-02 12:21:12 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
Seleene wrote:
CCP Soundwave wrote:
i dont even
Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!!
Backlog search for this feature comes up empty; we'll have to discuss this request in detail...


This guy is on the level. The corpse'o'lution expansion is coming. It is as good as done!
Bob FromMarketing
Space Marketing Department
#471 - 2013-10-02 16:01:13 UTC
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.


I took a supercap from your corp. I now see how that was so effortlessly possible.
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#472 - 2013-10-02 17:21:40 UTC
EVE Online: Playing with corpses

Can we haz, CCP?

We could dress them up like dolls, use them as crash dummies, roast them behind our ship engines and ****. Would be super kewl.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#473 - 2013-10-02 22:32:35 UTC
Zalasastra wrote:
dressing corpses - creepiest feature idea ever.

CCP calls it World of Darkness.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#474 - 2013-10-11 18:01:30 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
EVE Online: Playing with corpses

Can we haz, CCP?

We could dress them up like dolls, use them as crash dummies, roast them behind our ship engines and ****. Would be super kewl.


That certainly is a different way to try to heat up the companions. I use Barry White and massage oil myself....
KanashiiKami
#475 - 2013-10-11 19:40:13 UTC  |  Edited by: KanashiiKami
1) first CCP needs to install a new skill set. Science --> corpse reanimation skill
2) each re-animated corpse become your Minion (like a satellite account). CCP needs to create a minion PLEX, insert minion PLEX to use a Minion.
3) now you can play barbie on your minion, as the minion follows you around like a zombie (station view turned on). each re-animation skill allows you to have control over 1 minion. minions follow you in space in their own pods (CCP be prepared to allow players to color up these "eggs", just like a MMORPG pet collection!)

4) Minion's ability extension, at level 5 re-animation skill, you can train MINION DRONE skill, your Minion can then pilot any tier frigate class ship (which you have skilled up) and can be commanded by you like a DRONE. at level 5 MINION DRONE skill, you can CONTROL 5 MINION DRONES. your UI now have a scroll function which selects yourself and each of the 5 minions ship modules. scrolling over to another UI set carries a CD of 10 seconds penalty.

5) then CCP MUST be prepared to enable dress ups like YOKO LITTNER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurren_Lagann) (http://www.animewallpaperhi.com/thumbnails/detail/20120704/cosplay%20tengen%20toppa%20gurren%20lagann%20yoko%20littner%20yoko%204288x2848%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_10.jpg)

or any other crazy anime pin up dress set

... however, all this will no longer make EVE very EVE like. but thereafter ... more anime freaks.

(however, if you are a stealth bomber pilot ... ... ... ... O M G! )

tell me that you all love my suggestion :D

WUT ???
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#476 - 2013-10-11 19:43:53 UTC
KanashiiKami wrote:
1) first CCP needs to install a new skill set. Science --> corpse reanimation skill
2) each re-animated corpse become your Minion (like a satellite account). CCP needs to create a minion PLEX, insert minion PLEX to use a Minion.
3) now you can play barbie on your minion, as the minion follows you around like a zombie (station view turned on). each re-animation skill allows you to have control over 1 minion. minions follow you in space in their own pods (CCP be prepared to allow players to color up these "eggs", just like a MMORPG pet collection!)

4) Minion's ability extension, at level 5 re-animation skill, you can train MINION DRONE skill, your Minion can then pilot any tier frigate class ship (which you have skilled up) and can be commanded by you like a DRONE. at level 5 MINION DRONE skill, you can CONTROL 5 MINION DRONES. your UI now have a scroll function which selects yourself and each of the 5 minions ship modules. scrolling over to another UI set carries a CD of 10 seconds penalty.

5) then CCP MUST be prepared to enable dress ups like YOKO LITTNER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurren_Lagann) (http://www.animewallpaperhi.com/thumbnails/detail/20120704/cosplay%20tengen%20toppa%20gurren%20lagann%20yoko%20littner%20yoko%204288x2848%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_10.jpg)

or any other crazy anime pin up dress set

... however, all this will no longer make EVE very EVE like. but thereafter ... more anime freaks.

(however, if you are a stealth bomber pilot ... ... ... ... O M G! )

Limit this to walking in station, not space. Flying internet spaceships is not for meat puppets.

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
cyndrogen
The Greatest Corp in the Universe
#477 - 2013-10-15 08:12:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyndrogen
Well now that we're discussing necro fashion, why limit our options to only male/male, female/female combinations?

Should we not be allowed to dress up our dead friends in ANY sort of garment?

We should be able to cross dress our favorite kills, to further humiliate them and take pictures which can be jettisoned into space.

I would also suggest we should be allowed to POSE the corpse to position them JUST right.

Every day in every way I improve my skills and get better.
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#478 - 2013-10-15 09:29:08 UTC
why is this thread a thing?

Shocked

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#479 - 2013-10-15 09:40:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Yummy Chocolate wrote:
why is this thread a thing?

Shocked


How could it not be? Lol

Why I believe everyone wants a companion, trusty not rusty, loyal to a fault, never saying unneeded words or asking unwanted questions.

A companion to dance with, play pranks on others and sing happy songs along the way.

A companion to... well, acompany you through the lonely dark vastness that is space, to share memories of past glories and dreams of a brighter future.

Who wouldn't want that? Big smile

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#480 - 2013-10-15 10:11:28 UTC
I was AFK cloaking in nullsec recently, and came back to find myself scrammed, in low structure and held under three 90% webs.

It seems I had been decloaked by a floating corpse in the middle of space. I think I found Chloe for you!

Contract me a replacement for the Ishtar I lost finding her, and I'll send you the corpse via contract. Until then, Chloe is mine :) :) :) (evil grin)

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