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Goons. Surrender Daimon Kaiera into my custody or face total destruction

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Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#41 - 2013-10-14 19:03:47 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Ohhhhhhkaaaayyy




You know, when Herzog "Ohhhhhhkaaaayyy"'s you, you might want to stop and consider.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#42 - 2013-10-14 19:12:12 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool

They're both men, you doofus.

I have no idea what Kaiera "is" for you who like to delve. I don't really care anyway. I honour the portraits. All I know that Kaiera is a very interesting person which is quite a feat these days. In my opinion.

If you want to dive under my metaphorical skirt then you can find me on the Re-Awakened Technologies teamspeak server.

It really doesn't matter to me; it was mostly a cheap shot at the idea of others' sexuality as entertainment but I admit it failed in delivery.

That's a great phrase though: " dive under my metaphorical skirt"

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#43 - 2013-10-14 19:12:39 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
Xavier Higdon wrote:
It was such a good thread before the goons got butt hurt and posted on their alts out of fear of a miner. Those modulated strip miners must be terrifying in battle. And I understand the OP's distress. If a friend of mine joined a group that openly states their intention is to ruin a game I enjoy, I'd be a bit upset as well. Well I take that back actually. As the goons have been around for awhile and yet are so inept at accomplishing their goal, I'd only be upset if said friend joined any group with such intentions besides the goons. So in other words, let her stay and fail! It'll be good for her.

You need to relax. Goons haven't wanted to ruin Eve in years. Why kill the goose that cries the golden tears?

I think I'll defect to progodlegend, who only wants to destroy gsf.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2013-10-14 19:27:08 UTC
Ah! Now that's good work! The skulls... the bodies... you give it all such a glow! I don't know if it's art, but I like it!

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#45 - 2013-10-14 19:29:33 UTC
I skimmed the OP..until I came across the word Lesbian.... no clue why Id stop there. Anyways, roleplaying is bad....mmkay.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#46 - 2013-10-14 19:31:38 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I skimmed the OP..until I came across the word Lesbian.... no clue why Id stop there. Anyways, roleplaying is bad....mmkay.






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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#47 - 2013-10-14 19:40:32 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
One of us One of us.


I laughed so loudly I got glares from my neighboring cubicles. Do they teach you guys to be this funny, like, do they have a block of instructions on this, or is it a membership requirement?

Oh, and to the OP.

"when life gives you lemons, Blood for the Blood God!"

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#48 - 2013-10-14 19:44:12 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
"when life gives you lemons, Blood for the Blood God!"


Milk for the Khorneflakes

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2013-10-14 19:57:51 UTC
Be careful about publicly calling out Goons, Angelique.

You may attract Harry Forever.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#50 - 2013-10-14 20:01:16 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Be careful about publicly calling out Goons, Angelique.

You may attract [REDACTED].


Don't say it's name!

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#51 - 2013-10-14 20:02:22 UTC
3 pink elephants walk into a bar...it was at this point to I decided to listen to the dragons advice and lay off the Acid...

...

Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2013-10-14 20:18:42 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
She was an innocent industrialist before we met. It was all my fault. I was the one who brought her to null. Who exposed her to this violent world. The reason she was there that day. The reason she became what she is now.

It started 5 months ago. Me, Kaiera and a few others were out on patrol when we encountered a rabid goon. We slew the beast. But not before it had time to bite our dear Kaiera.
She was unconscious but we managed to get her back to the station.

The medical staff quickly administered the goon vaccine and we were sure she would be alright.

While out on a routine assignment three days days later, Kaiera got separated from the rest of us. When we finally caught up to her but what we saw horrified us. She was standing over a dead miner. Covered in blood.

We tried to catch her so we could get her back home for treatment but she made wild swipes at us and then fled into the darkness.

We tracked her over enormous distances. Following the trail of dead miners. Their blood drained and bodies mutilated. As she drank more of their blood her appetite only grew stronger. Among the local miner tribes she became known as "The bane of miners"

Though she remains elusive, I will keep tracking her.

Poor Daimon Kaiera's soul is lost. Her mortal remains will at last find peace at the hands of these most sacred blasters. As the messenger of the divine punishment of the wind. I will put her soul to rest.

I will vindicate myself by fulfilling the promise I made to her when we went on patrol that day. That no matter what happens I would get her back home.


I demand that you return Kaiera to me so that I may put her to rest as her family would have wanted. Or I will have no choice but to exterminate every single one of you. One at a time until I find her.



OOC (if this even was IC):

Me and Kaiera served together in Serenity Prime Kaiera acquired a thirst for suicide ganking during her membership. When we parted ways I went to StarFleet Enterprises and shortly after that, to Alexylva Paradox

Kaiera on the other hand revelled in her new-found pleasures and joined the goons instead. Something I strongly opposed, and ever since our relationship has been kind of strained. With me trying to convince her to abandon her immoral activities and to repent.

She on the other hand have happily been feeding on miners while trying to sire me into the goons with corrupting promises of blood and glory, sent over mail and conversation.

(if there seems to be lesbian undertones in this story then please get your head out of the gutter. This is "sismance")

I also find it kind of amusing that she fought her first goon and three days later she performed her first suicide gank. And then she just went on a killing spree before turning into a goon herself. It really does look like it's contagious.


If this is RP if I am correct... Then the The Summit is this way.
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#53 - 2013-10-14 20:29:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelique Duchemin
Caviar Liberta wrote:
If this is RP if I am correct... Then the The Summit is this way.



I'm well aware of the summit but this is an overdramatization of OOC in game events that just pretty much wrote itself in my head as I was working. I would not put it in the summit as some sort of canonical story. I doubt that would be very welcome

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Cierra Royce
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-10-14 20:42:15 UTC
Angelique, you already know what lies on your side of the fence, all you know of our side are the rumours and imagined crimes that mean spirited people post on these forums, and dark muttering from pilots who have earned our wrath, the tearful souls who lost mackinaws to their own stupidity and those idle malcontents who enjoy nothing more than to spin their webs of lies and paint dark pictures of Goon intentions. Never being able to truly trust the intentions of the thieves and liars that infest high sec hidden in their filthy pubbie holes.

In reality Goonwaffe is the best home a pilot could have, from our deep love of newbies showering them with Isk, implants, ships and skill books, the never ending adventures of our SIGs, our support of in game events that everyone can take part in, up to the careful shepherding of the CSM and influencing the future direction of eve, goons make eve better in every single way.

You have been offered a great opportunity that many would give >500m Isk for.

Take Daimon's offer and join her in our Glorious Goonwaffe as a loyal soldier bee of his Imperial Majesty The Mittani, and then when you sit watching the smouldering wrecks of our enemies, be they destroyed whilst attacking our space or those of despicable villains cowering in high sec discovering they cannot hide from the blasters of our brave catalyst fleets, you will know the glory of our truth for yourself.

NB. For anyone else who wants to join contact me or other authorised Goon recruitment agents in game and let us smooth your way.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#55 - 2013-10-14 21:37:04 UTC

Grrr Goons

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#56 - 2013-10-14 21:51:40 UTC
I liked the OP, a well laid out post that made me smile a few times.

baltec1 wrote:
One of us One of us.


This also made me giggle Big smile
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#57 - 2013-10-14 21:53:25 UTC
Goons=content makers.

The OP, great content as a direct result of goons.


"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#58 - 2013-10-14 22:02:51 UTC
I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always This time I let some all edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!

Btw OP, nice dramatisation...Big smile

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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#59 - 2013-10-14 22:14:23 UTC
It's amazing how seriously some people take posts such as the OPs. And not amazing in a good way. Anyway, found your post entertaining OP. Beats most of the whine threads you see these days. You could always lure your friend back by acting like a miner, he he he.
Kuni Oichi
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2013-10-14 22:14:51 UTC
As one of the duly authorised GoonSwarm bounty hunters I can locate one Daimon Kaiera for you for the low sum of 250 million isk.