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And you thought ship spinning was fun and relaxing?
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Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-10-14 17:45:28 UTC
Goat Petting Simulator

"When i get home after a hard days of PvP, there's nothing i like more that to stroke my goat."......Shocked

Well for those of you, like me, that enjoy a good stroking there's goat petting simulator. That's right, pick your goat and stroke away........feel the tension ease from your aching muscles and the worries of insuring your next ship simply drift away.

Try it now! You'll be amazed at the results!

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#2 - 2013-10-14 18:52:46 UTC
So that's what happened to the little guy after he pulled that September 11 Distraction Trick on George Bush Lol

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Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-10-14 18:54:58 UTC
Well, that game does exactly what is says on the tin.

It certainly fills a long absent hole in the games market.
Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-10-14 19:04:18 UTC
My god.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2013-10-15 03:06:41 UTC
You're right, that certainly looks relaxing. That's brilliant the way you only have only one hand to operate and worry about. The jumping feature, though... unnecessarily complicates things, in my opinion.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-10-15 03:21:15 UTC
Goat Petting 2 is going to be epic.

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Garak n00biachi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-10-15 13:30:43 UTC
I was in the beta test program,the dev is a scamming lying %$@! there were supposed to be 2 goats to choose from.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#8 - 2013-10-15 13:55:58 UTC
Is it true that the goat owner received golden goat brushes from the devs?

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#9 - 2013-10-15 15:07:23 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Is it true that the goat owner received golden goat brushes from the devs?


Yep and then all the goat petters screamed out, "not fair!" in unison, "I want my gold goat petting brush! And I want it NOW!!!111"
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-10-15 15:43:33 UTC
the pet goat (...or 7 Indecisive Minutes with Western Civilization on the Brink)


a girl got a pet goat. she liked to go running with her pet goat. she played with her goat in her house. she played with the goat in her yard.

but the goat did some things that made the girl's dad mad. the goat ate things. he ate cans and he ate canes. he ate pans and he ate panes. he even ate capes and caps.

one day her dad said, "that goat must go. he eats too many things."

the girl said, "dad, if you let the goat stay with us, i will see that he stops eating all those things."

her dad said, "we will try it."

so the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps and capes.

but one day a car robber came to the girl's house. he saw a big red car near the house and said, "i will steal that car."

he ran to the car and started to open the door.

the girl and the goat were playing in the back yard. they did not see the car robber.

more to come ..................................

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#11 - 2013-10-15 15:43:56 UTC
the goat stops the robber

a girl had a pet goat. her dad had a red car.

a car robber was going to steal her dad's car. the girl and her goat were playing in the back yard.

just then the goat stopped playing. he saw the robber. he bent his head down and started to run for the robber. the robber was bending over the seat of the car. the goat hit him with his sharp horns. the car robber went flying.

the girl's dad ran out of the house. he grabbed the robber. "you were trying to steal my car," he yelled.

the girl said, "but my goat stopped him."

"yes," her dad said. "that goat saved my car."

the car robber said, "something hit me when i was trying to steal that car."

the girl said, "my goat hit you."

the girl hugged the goat. her dad said, "that goat can stay with us. and he can eat all the cans and canes and caps and capes he wants."

the girl smiled. her goat smiled. her dad smiled. but the car robber did not smile. he said, "i am sore."

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-10-15 16:33:50 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
the goat stops the robber
**SNIP**


I truly, genuinely, hope you made that up....

Aaaaaaand relax.