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Goons. Surrender Daimon Kaiera into my custody or face total destruction

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Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2013-10-14 17:11:37 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool


They're both men, you doofus.
Obunagawe
#22 - 2013-10-14 17:15:19 UTC
Thread makes no sense.

She must have been a goon from the start, as you can't join goons and if you j4g SA then you get raped.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-10-14 17:17:40 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool


They're both men, you doofus.

97% of Eve is men. What's your point?
Cerile Audeles
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-10-14 17:21:38 UTC
It's such a good RP OP. Guys, please don't derail it :)
CompleteFailure
DAWGS Corp.
#25 - 2013-10-14 17:23:39 UTC
So let me get this straight...

Your friend found something "she" likes to do in this game, that makes the game fun for "her," and "she" should stop doing it because you don't like it?

Makes perfect sense. Roll
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#26 - 2013-10-14 17:24:15 UTC
Obunagawe wrote:
Thread makes no sense.

She must have been a goon from the start, as you can't join goons and if you j4g SA then you get raped.

Yeah. The friend was in fact already a goon, who happened to play eve before joining the goon playergroup.

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Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-10-14 17:34:57 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
she fought her first goon and three days later ... turning into a goon herself.

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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#28 - 2013-10-14 17:36:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Ranger 1
CompleteFailure wrote:
So let me get this straight...

Your friend found something "she" likes to do in this game, that makes the game fun for "her," and "she" should stop doing it because you don't like it?

Makes perfect sense. Roll

Of course it does. Most combat is generated by someone not liking how someone else is playing the game. Smile

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Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2013-10-14 17:43:14 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
It was such a good thread before the goons got butt hurt and posted on their alts out of fear of a miner. Those modulated strip miners must be terrifying in battle. And I understand the OP's distress. If a friend of mine joined a group that openly states their intention is to ruin a game I enjoy, I'd be a bit upset as well. Well I take that back actually. As the goons have been around for awhile and yet are so inept at accomplishing their goal, I'd only be upset if said friend joined any group with such intentions besides the goons. So in other words, let her stay and fail! It'll be good for her.


You need to relax. Goons haven't wanted to ruin Eve in years. Why kill the goose that cries the golden tears?
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#30 - 2013-10-14 17:44:54 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool


They're both men, you doofus.



I have no idea what Kaiera "is" for you who like to delve. I don't really care anyway. I honour the portraits. All I know that Kaiera is a very interesting person which is quite a feat these days. In my opinion.

If you want to dive under my metaphorical skirt then you can find me on the Re-Awakened Technologies teamspeak server.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-10-14 17:50:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
This story brought a tear to my eye.

Kaiera finally found her way home, just like in that story of the lost puppy I read that one time....

Better love story than Titanic IMO.

(Before you say it, yes, I am aware that everything is better love story than Titanic).

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Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2013-10-14 17:50:27 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool


They're both men, you doofus.



I have no idea what Kaiera "is" for you who like to delve. I don't really care anyway. I honour the portraits. All I know that Kaiera is a very interesting person which is quite a feat these days. In my opinion.

If you want to dive under my metaphorical skirt then you can find me on the Re-Awakened Technologies teamspeak server.


It really doesn't matter to me; it was mostly a cheap shot at the idea of others' sexuality as entertainment but I admit it failed in delivery.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#33 - 2013-10-14 17:50:56 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool


They're both men, you doofus.



I have no idea what Kaiera "is" for you who like to delve. I don't really care anyway. I honour the portraits. All I know that Kaiera is a very interesting person which is quite a feat these days. In my opinion.

If you want to dive under my metaphorical skirt then you can find me on the Re-Awakened Technologies teamspeak server.

In before all the crude acceptance posts from those that don't understand what "metaphorical" means.

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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#34 - 2013-10-14 18:09:42 UTC
Fascinating.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-10-14 18:18:23 UTC
This was a nice reading, thank you. Lol


Goonies are cooler than most talk about, they like doing their stuff and it's what this game is about, ruining someone else game, throwing bananas and kity poo till it gets angry. Now if your friend is having fun it's just awesome.

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Laserak
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2013-10-14 18:20:51 UTC
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#37 - 2013-10-14 18:34:44 UTC
Unless Chuck Norris passes by there, fear will run from it.

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-10-14 18:35:00 UTC
THIS IS STUPID

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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#39 - 2013-10-14 18:50:14 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
...if there seems to be lesbian undertones...

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue. Cool


They're both men, you doofus.



I have no idea what Kaiera "is" for you who like to delve. I don't really care anyway. I honour the portraits. All I know that Kaiera is a very interesting person which is quite a feat these days. In my opinion.

If you want to dive under my metaphorical skirt then you can find me on the Re-Awakened Technologies teamspeak server.

In before all the crude acceptance posts from those that don't understand what "metaphorical" means.


One eyed Deteis. I'm mostly sparred comments like that. I let the Achuras deal with those.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-10-14 18:59:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Daimon Kaiera
Well, that's one way to open up Eve-O.

Obunagawe wrote:
Thread makes no sense.

She must have been a goon from the start, as you can't join goons and if you j4g SA then you get raped.


The actual solution is to :lurkmore:

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