EVE General Discussion

She was an innocent industrialist before we met. It was all my fault. I was the one who brought her to null. Who exposed her to this violent world. The reason she was there that day. The reason she became what she is now.

It started 5 months ago. Me, Kaiera and a few others were out on patrol when we encountered a rabid goon. We slew the beast. But not before it had time to bite our dear Kaiera.
She was unconscious but we managed to get her back to the station.

The medical staff quickly administered the goon vaccine and we were sure she would be alright.

While out on a routine assignment three days days later, Kaiera got separated from the rest of us. When we finally caught up to her, what we saw horrified us. She was standing over a dead miner. Covered in blood.

We tried to catch her so that we could get her back home for treatment but she made wild swipes at us and then fled into the darkness.

We tracked her over enormous distances. Following the trail of dead miners. Their blood drained and bodies mutilated. As she drank more of their blood her appetite only grew stronger. Among the local miner tribes she became known as "The bane of miners"

Though she remains elusive, I will keep tracking her.

Poor Daimon Kaiera's soul is lost. Her mortal remains will at last find peace at the hands of these most sacred blasters. As the messenger of the divine punishment of the wind. I will put her soul to rest.

I will vindicate myself by fulfilling the promise I made to her when we went on patrol that day. That no matter what happens I would get her back home.


I demand that you return Kaiera to me so that I may put her to rest as her family would have wanted. Or I will have no choice but to exterminate every single one of you. One at a time until I find her.



OOC (if this even was IC):

Me and Kaiera served together in Serenity Prime Kaiera acquired a thirst for suicide ganking during her membership. When we parted ways I went to StarFleet Enterprises and shortly after that, to Alexylva Paradox

Kaiera on the other hand revelled in her new-found pleasures and joined the goons instead. Something I strongly opposed, and ever since our relationship has been kind of strained. With me trying to convince her to abandon her immoral activities and to repent.

She on the other hand have happily been feeding on miners while trying to sire me into the goons with corrupting promises of blood and glory, sent over mail and conversation.

(if there seems to be lesbian undertones in this story then please get your head out of the gutter. This is "sismance")

I also find it kind of amusing that she fought her first goon and three days later she performed her first suicide gank. And then she just went on a killing spree before turning into a goon herself. It really does look like it's contagious.

What....

it's not very nice of you to be so unsupportive of your friend's choices and allow your dislike of a corporation to 'strain your relationship'

it appears your friend has already achieved the exhalted position of goonswarm recruiter

I can't imagine how the OP could possibly think we are to blame. I mean, I hardly ever kill miners. Sure, perhaps once... or twice a full, err, I mean, blue moon.

OP (which i enjoyed btw) was a little hard to get the details straight but i think it went like this.

1. Some carebears experimented with playing eve by blowing people up.
2. one of them enjoyed playing eve and joined a pvp corp so they could do it more.
3. The others were sad and because it is known amongst the carebears that all bad things are the goon's fault have made up some pagan mystical stuff to explain the loss of their friend.
4. Some code violators had their ships confiscated.

So all in all a heart warming story full of joy and glad tidings. Someone will correct me if i am wrong.
Hope you are well John btw :).

One of us One of us.

Haha

Pretty funny

I fail to see the issue...

Settle down now. This is tongue in cheek. Don't hijack this thread to flame.

*Grabs popcorn*

Please .... continue.