EVE General Discussion

It looked like there was some kind of RvB battle out front of jita today.
I was in my captains quarters building a
fort when the station shuddered and a warning "ping" sound could be heard on the stations broadcast system.
This was a mangus attack.

The mangus created a drone ship, programmed to fly to jita and dock. On this ship was an experimental weapon. Called The Adaptive Insanity Resonator. When activated th............

As I was walking down the hallway to see what was going on I heard and felt a loud buzzing and echoing resonation shoot through the station. Before I knew what had happened a large medical cart flew down the corridor and smashed into the wall. Bloody bandages flew everywhere.

A nurse went sprinting down the hall after it. slipped on a puddle of blood and hit her head on the floor with a horrible wet thud.
As I looked to the far end of the corridor I saw a janitor become convinced that he was in fact, himself. Garbage. He began to cry as he climbed into his own bin.

By this point in time the authorities realized that something was seriously wrong at Jita
They didn’t know the extent of what was happening nobody was responding from the station. The station’s computer could only give vague descriptors of incidents caught on the cameras. Onscreen things like “VIOLENT OUTBURST” “SUICIDE” “HOMICIDE”

I kept walking down the hallway until I got to my floors management hub room. The words “my babies” were written on the window, looking out to space. 4 people were standing in the corner, staring blankly at the wall. Every so often one of the people would cheerfully say something like “Look at them go!” and then the others would briefly acknowledge the person who spoke up, feebly saying something like “yeah….” Before quickly falling quiet again.

UPDATE: I am in a new secure location and can post the rest of the events.

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Concord spooks stopped me from explaining the final outcome.

CONCORD knew that something was seriously, seriously wrong. They activated UPRAP ( Unexplainable Phenomenon Response and Protection )

UPRAP is the most closlely guarded division at concord. They have only been activated twice before. They quickly setup a distraction ( the RvB battle ) using their latest holographic diversion technology.

While this battle was going on, they sent in 8 drones. These drones warped in 400 kilometers above the station. Each drone dropped one "anchor" these 8 anchors were used to create a giant volume of space that was completely cloaked.

Once the cloaked volume had been setup above the station. They jumped a concord titan with needle threading precision directly into this cloaked area.

Concord denies that they own or operate any titan class vessels. They have never been seen. But intelligence indicates that they are in use far more often than one might think.

This concord titan was outfitted with a prototype and highly modified doomsday device. This modified device was simply another resonator. And was completely harmless. They tuned their counter resonator to interfere with the Insanity Resonator long enough to stop its effects so that they could send in a team of operators.

The team was inserted into the station. 7 of them went in. only 3 made it to the hangar where the attack ship was docked. One of them went into the hangar itself to disable the ship. the operator was able to sucessfully power down the hangar, ending the attack. However there was a split second where the concord titan shut down its counter resonator, and the insanity resonator was still running, The operator in the hangar was subjected to the full force of the Insanity resonator.

The operator then took their own life by jumping off of the tier. A few seconds later the device shut down.

the operator's family will get a letter claiming that they were killed in the line of duty ( with a much more boring made up story ) In addition they will receive a payout of 1,000,000,000 isk.

50/50 Douglas Adams and Bret Easton Ellis.
I like it :)
In fact, you should have a blog where you archive these posts.

Pillow or Blanket fort?

All this has happened before


And will





Happen Again

Nice read.. proper insanity has been consumed.

I haven't touched it since it threatened to render me sterile.

Tried to start reading but sadly don't have enough CPU left to fit any reasoning module, be it meta or T2

OP UPDATAFIED

I can confirm Alexs updated information was transmitted via secured channels, and it is now safely secured on an encrypted usb camouflaged as a tentacle.

Alex has now been moved to a safe location, where we await further updates regarding last nights events.

It is THAT secret and hush-hush......