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[MERC] Pendulum of Doom

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Yuller
Slow Chidlren at Play
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#121 - 2013-10-10 02:19:09 UTC
do link a screen shot of said camper cupcakes......i'm sure we'll be waiting a long time on that
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#122 - 2013-10-10 03:13:30 UTC  |  Edited by: La Nariz
http://tinyurl.com/n3zaykd

and

http://tinyurl.com/krra43t

It'd be easier if you handed out UPCs with your merc contracts at least it'd be easier to show proof without burning useful alts.

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#123 - 2013-10-10 04:04:16 UTC
*Munches popcorn*

I keep waiting for the loop to end, but it seems someone forgot a break statement.

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#124 - 2013-10-10 11:06:13 UTC
Yawns... this guy still here? I thought he got old and irrelevant many posts ago.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#125 - 2013-10-10 12:41:55 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Yawns... this guy still here? I thought he got old and irrelevant many posts ago.


The only irrelevant thing is the people of highsec :smug:.

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gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#126 - 2013-10-10 14:05:47 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Yuller wrote:
Your sad attempt at trolling is even worse..


The only thing sad here is this grand mercenary organization resorting to trade hub camping.


Better than titan camping, we actually leave a safe zone.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#127 - 2013-10-10 15:49:07 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Yuller wrote:
Your sad attempt at trolling is even worse..


The only thing sad here is this grand mercenary organization resorting to trade hub camping.


Better than titan camping, we actually leave a safe zone.


People have said you guys are good at trade hub camping, next time I need that I'll hire you guys instead. At least you're not deceptive about your services.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#128 - 2013-10-10 16:12:23 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Yuller wrote:
Your sad attempt at trolling is even worse..


The only thing sad here is this grand mercenary organization resorting to trade hub camping.


Better than titan camping, we actually leave a safe zone.


People have said you guys are good at trade hub camping, next time I need that I'll hire you guys instead. At least you're not deceptive about your services.


Omg dude.. drop it and go somewhere else. If you dont like them, dont hire them. Its your loss.

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#129 - 2013-10-10 20:26:06 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Yawns... this guy still here? I thought he got old and irrelevant many posts ago.


The only irrelevant thing is the people of highsec :smug:.


Sry, mr. goon, I think your opinion is invalid. Hows sitting in a cap going, waiting for a cyno to a blob warfare fight at 5 fps and full TiDi?

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#130 - 2013-10-10 20:30:47 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Yuller wrote:
Your sad attempt at trolling is even worse..


The only thing sad here is this grand mercenary organization resorting to trade hub camping.


Better than titan camping, we actually leave a safe zone.


People have said you guys are good at trade hub camping, next time I need that I'll hire you guys instead. At least you're not deceptive about your services.


Mate i'm pro, while I was camping the trade hub last night i nicked a fenrir

http://i.imgur.com/KvlnqLO.jpg

Happy days.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#131 - 2013-10-10 20:31:16 UTC  |  Edited by: La Nariz
^^: Proof of product quality there will most certainly hire when I need trade hub camping.

Leto Thule wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Yuller wrote:
Your sad attempt at trolling is even worse..


The only thing sad here is this grand mercenary organization resorting to trade hub camping.


Better than titan camping, we actually leave a safe zone.


People have said you guys are good at trade hub camping, next time I need that I'll hire you guys instead. At least you're not deceptive about your services.


Omg dude.. drop it and go somewhere else. If you dont like them, dont hire them. Its your loss.


I'll stop voicing my opinion when this atrocious customer service issue has been resolved.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#132 - 2013-10-11 05:36:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Oh man, why do you guys get all the funny loons, while we have to endure the genuine basement dwelling, tin-foil hat wearing, poopsocking, ex-WOW, glue sniffing, window licking, weirdo's?

La Nariz, I think I know a way for you to get retribution!
This will blow your mind, listen;

If your mighty space alliance of elite killers would just wardec all these so-called HISEC mercs (or Just one of them and we’ll try to convince them to open up the war for the other campers to join in), than you could have a small HISEC deployment for a while, you just move some of your guys to Jita and use your shotgun on the barrel of ‘Mercs’ camping the undock there. Point proven and case closed, without the hassle of burning your alt.

I hope you really consider this suggestion, it will be a win-win situation for sure!
Firstly, It would break your tedium and allow some of your members to relax a bit after those long months of assigning drones and watching slideshows 24/7

Meanwhile it will beat some humility into these meaningless hisec wannabees. Heck, once humbled by the experience, I’m sure they’ll do your bidding for free!

Don't let previous encounters between our forces (if you can call our side a force) get you down, we all know you guys just completely destroyed half of the EVE playerbase so it's safe to assume you've grown into prefection.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#133 - 2013-10-11 09:28:15 UTC
DanaleeIf your mighty space alliance of [b wrote:
elite killers[/b] would just wardec all these so-called HISEC mercs (or Just one of them and we’ll try to convince them to open up the war for the other campers to join in), than you could have a small HISEC deployment for a while, you just move some of your guys to Jita and use your shotgun on the barrel of ‘Mercs’ camping the undock there. Point proven and case closed, without the hassle of burning your alt.

I agree and endorse this product of a demented mind.

Come in Hisec to point blank shotgun sauce off Mercs out of Jita's barrel! Big smile

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#134 - 2013-10-11 13:40:45 UTC  |  Edited by: La Nariz
Danalee wrote:
Oh man, why do you guys get all the funny loons, while we have to endure the genuine basement dwelling, tin-foil hat wearing, poopsocking, ex-WOW, glue sniffing, window licking, weirdo's?

La Nariz, I think I know a way for you to get retribution!
This will blow your mind, listen;

If your mighty space alliance of elite killers would just wardec all these so-called HISEC mercs (or Just one of them and we’ll try to convince them to open up the war for the other campers to join in), than you could have a small HISEC deployment for a while, you just move some of your guys to Jita and use your shotgun on the barrel of ‘Mercs’ camping the undock there. Point proven and case closed, without the hassle of burning your alt.

I hope you really consider this suggestion, it will be a win-win situation for sure!
Firstly, It would break your tedium and allow some of your members to relax a bit after those long months of assigning drones and watching slideshows 24/7

Meanwhile it will beat some humility into these meaningless hisec wannabees. Heck, once humbled by the experience, I’m sure they’ll do your bidding for free!

Don't let previous encounters between our forces (if you can call our side a force) get you down, we all know you guys just completely destroyed half of the EVE playerbase so it's safe to assume you've grown into prefection.

D.

Bear


That sounds hilarious but, I'm already in highsec killing things. I only ever use mercenaries when I'm not quite done with an awox but, have an opportunity at more lucrative targets. The last I remember all the ~elite highsec pvpers~ docked up when DBRB came around so I think doing so would be a violation of the ~o7m8~elite highsec docking radius Geneva conventions~o7m8~.

I am very surprised that such an honourable highsec mercenary organization would have such dishonourable advertisements and customer service. Really now when people hire you they expect you to deliver as advertised, not lie and completely forgo your obligations.

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Yuller
Slow Chidlren at Play
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#135 - 2013-10-11 22:00:19 UTC
Thanks for keeping my post at the top with your fail attempt to troll and slander my alliance...If nothing else its all goons are good for...
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#136 - 2013-10-11 22:55:24 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
I'm all talk, no action.



You jelly than?

Ok, no stress, to each his own.
Some people like to put their money where there mouths are, some people just want to attempt trolling for a bit.

Also: Bump for a good merc corp.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#137 - 2013-10-11 23:58:14 UTC
Yuller wrote:
Thanks for keeping my post at the top with your fail attempt to troll and slander my alliance...If nothing else its all goons are good for...


This is terrible customer service and anyone seeking to hire you should know about how horribly this ~elite~ pvp alliance treats its customers.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#138 - 2013-10-12 00:03:16 UTC
Bump for POD!

Great mercs! Would hire them any day of the week and then twice on sundays!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#139 - 2013-10-15 18:58:37 UTC
Bump

(Where has my honourable goon troll gone? This was his job)

I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.
Yuller
Slow Chidlren at Play
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#140 - 2013-10-18 20:55:29 UTC
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