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Professor Elos
Rep-X
#21 - 2013-10-05 09:13:39 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Daisai wrote:
Why would someone who hires a merc corp care about the losses on the mercs he hired.
Why would you hire mercs to give your targets a good time? People generally hire mercs because they don't like the target(s) and they want to hurt them in some way.

yopparai wrote:
We are hoping to fill that niche with our extensive low/null-sec experience.
You certainly have a lot of experience with losing ships in lowsec and nullsec. I don't think there's a market for mercs like that though, but I might be wrong...

atpc wrote:
Isk efficiency shouldn't matter so much as war reports and client satisfaction does.
To get satisfied clients, one must first get clients. To get clients, one will have to advertise one's services. A killboard plays a big role in that.



wow Jake, your Merc corp must f*cking suck if you have to keep coming in here to try and discourage people from hiring us.

If you want to hire people to talk your enemies to death hire Jake & his crew.

If you want to **** some people off hire us.

The Professor
phreak42x
ASTARTES CORP
Hashashin Cartel
#22 - 2013-10-05 09:55:50 UTC
This one time, I cared about our kill boards and isk efficiency... but then I realized this is a ****ing game, and life is too short.

We are here to have fun and provide results for our clients. If you did a little more research on us, aside from just looking at the front page of our killboard, you would realize that we are a group of (mostly) elite PVPers, who usually end up jumping in and fighting at 3:1 odds against, with the sole purpose of having some fun and actually fighting, instead of hiding and picking targets of opportunity only, or running away like some kinda panzy that only fights when they know they will win with UBER EFFICENCY.

If you don't want to hire us because you didn't do your homework, then that is your loss, kick rocks.
phreak42x
ASTARTES CORP
Hashashin Cartel
#23 - 2013-10-05 10:15:39 UTC
There are exactally 2 things that have been proven and time tested in this entire world/universe, that you should never, under any circumstance, _EVER_ f*ck with, and they are as follows, in no particular order:
1) Wu-Tang Clan
2) Hashashin Cartel

RIP ODB
jack1974
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-10-05 15:04:23 UTC
Quite a bit of ignorance in here. My bet is that the checks bounce.
phreak42x
ASTARTES CORP
Hashashin Cartel
#25 - 2013-10-05 20:24:21 UTC
You calling me ignornant because I'm black? Yo dawg, that's racist. My checks won't bounce either, but I shouldn't be the one writing the checks, only cashing them. Who is the ignorant merc now? (Hint: it's you)
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2013-10-06 16:23:08 UTC
Professor Elos wrote:
wow Jake, your Merc corp must f*cking suck if you have to keep coming in here to try and discourage people from hiring us.
I like how you're all upset about my true words in your thread. It's funny that I actually started by trying to help you.
Professor Elos wrote:
If you want to hire people to talk your enemies to death hire Jake & his crew.
Confirming we can talk our enemies into dying. Just imagine what we can do when you put us in spaceships with guns.
phreak42x wrote:
This one time, I cared about our kill boards and isk efficiency... but then I realized this is a ****ing game, and life is too short.

We are here to have fun and provide results for our clients. If you did a little more research on us, aside from just looking at the front page of our killboard, you would realize that we are a group of (mostly) elite PVPers, who usually end up jumping in and fighting at 3:1 odds against, with the sole purpose of having some fun and actually fighting, instead of hiding and picking targets of opportunity only, or running away like some kinda panzy that only fights when they know they will win with UBER EFFICENCY.
So what you're saying is that you don't really give a **** about the client, you just want to fight and have fun, even if that means losing 4 out of 10 fights. So not only are you making the client look bad, you're also entertaining the targets. If I were you I would drop this merc idea, it's not going to work out for you.
shadowgirl9
We Aim To MisBehave
Wild Geese.
#27 - 2013-10-06 21:03:04 UTC
Professor Elos wrote:
Jake Patton wrote:
Daisai wrote:
Why would someone who hires a merc corp care about the losses on the mercs he hired.
Why would you hire mercs to give your targets a good time? People generally hire mercs because they don't like the target(s) and they want to hurt them in some way.

yopparai wrote:
We are hoping to fill that niche with our extensive low/null-sec experience.
You certainly have a lot of experience with losing ships in lowsec and nullsec. I don't think there's a market for mercs like that though, but I might be wrong...

atpc wrote:
Isk efficiency shouldn't matter so much as war reports and client satisfaction does.
To get satisfied clients, one must first get clients. To get clients, one will have to advertise one's services. A killboard plays a big role in that.



wow Jake, your Merc corp must f*cking suck if you have to keep coming in here to try and discourage people from hiring us.

If you want to hire people to talk your enemies to death hire Jake & his crew.

If you want to **** some people off hire us.

The Professor


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Professor+Elos#losses

sorry i pefer not to hire carebears
mattp112003
Comms Black
Pandemic Horde
#28 - 2013-10-07 00:27:04 UTC
I will counter that link with this one.

http://hashashincartel.com/index.php/alliance_detail/99001999/

Oh, if you think you are so cool, just get in touch with me and you can come meet us somewhere. Until then, keep camping trade hubs and griefing miners. we will handle the actual pvp that people need.
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2013-10-07 09:23:38 UTC
mattp112003 wrote:
Until then, keep camping trade hubs and griefing miners. we will handle the actual pvp that people need.

If you would have actually done any kind of research, you'd know that we don't camp trade hubs. As for griefing miners: if we get paid to, we will. That's what mercs are generally supposed to do, kill the targets they're paid to kill, not die trying.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-10-07 14:42:58 UTC
Professor Elos wrote:

wow Jake, your Merc corp must f*cking suck if you have to keep coming in here to try and discourage people from hiring us.

If you want to hire people to talk your enemies to death hire Jake & his crew.

If you want to **** some people off hire us.

The Professor


Oh yeah. You should totally wardec BAW because you will win. Totally.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2013-10-07 14:43:34 UTC
phreak42x wrote:
There are exactally 2 things that have been proven and time tested in this entire world/universe, that you should never, under any circumstance, _EVER_ f*ck with, and they are as follows, in no particular order:
1) Wu-Tang Clan
2) Hashashin Cartel

RIP ODB



Wu-Tang clan sucks.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Yuller
Slow Chidlren at Play
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#32 - 2013-10-08 21:19:57 UTC
mattp112003 wrote:
I will counter that link with this one.

http://hashashincartel.com/index.php/alliance_detail/99001999/

Oh, if you think you are so cool, just get in touch with me and you can come meet us somewhere. Until then, keep camping trade hubs and griefing miners. we will handle the actual pvp that people need.





Sorry but your KB sucks...We'll see how well you do this week if you even show up..
Yuller
Slow Chidlren at Play
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#33 - 2013-10-10 02:08:37 UTC
Day 2 of this war and not the first of these girls within 20 jumps of my home system and those that i ran were docked....Leet Mercs they are
Anomaly One
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-10-10 07:57:26 UTC
Droidster wrote:
Here's a million. Kill yourself.


I can't like this enough
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#35 - 2013-10-10 09:28:29 UTC
phreak42x wrote:
you would realize that we are a group of (mostly) elite PVPers, who usually end up jumping in and fighting at 3:1 odds against, with the sole purpose of having some fun and actually fighting, instead of hiding and picking targets of opportunity only, or running away like some kinda panzy that only fights when they know they will win with UBER EFFICENCY.


Ok, just stop here.

ELITE PVPERS?
1. You couldn't merc your way out of a wet paper bag
2. An elite pvper would not jump in to his doom
3. If you can even think you can take any of us other merc alliances/corps you are an idiot (esp BAW)
4. You can keep saying efficiency don't matter but your just making yourself look more stupid.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#36 - 2013-10-10 10:09:23 UTC
I found one of these Hash guys : COMB

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Matthew97
#37 - 2013-10-10 13:27:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Matthew97
Tora Bushido wrote:
I found one of these Hash guys : COMB


Maybe this one?
Lady Unn
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-10-10 17:29:59 UTC
just fyi for anyone looking to work with these fail tards:

They will batphone PL if you escalate a fight with them
They do care about their KB don't believe their lies
They will grind your pos with .... bombers for hours on end using bots.
They only fight knowing they outnumber you.
They are also scammers. They make enough from their ratting bots in GW to not care about merc work.
mattp112003
Comms Black
Pandemic Horde
#39 - 2013-10-11 02:18:20 UTC
Lady Unn wrote:
just fyi for anyone looking to work with these fail tards:

They will batphone PL if you escalate a fight with them
They do care about their KB don't believe their lies
They will grind your pos with .... bombers for hours on end using bots.
They only fight knowing they outnumber you.
They are also scammers. They make enough from their ratting bots in GW to not care about merc work.



This is absolutely the best post on here. I can't remember once ever grinding a pos with bombers. Maybe we did once. I dunno. We sure as hell will call PL on your ass if needed. Check our kilboard. I have some doubts about us only fighting when we outnumber someone. And as far as being scammers and ratting in GW....Well, I just love that one. I am so happy that we have soo many fans out there though.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#40 - 2013-10-11 05:00:49 UTC
Looks like your millboard is more red then green, and you had your butts handed to by in exile

Cya in space war targets

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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