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Possible CCP kickstarter projects?

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Five Finger Army
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-10-07 00:37:45 UTC
After reading about how CCP is rewarding successful community sites like Somer Blink with isk, I tried to figure out a community service niche that might be equally successful.

Considering all rewards went to a gambling site, I thought hard and came to a conclusion.

What do people typically do after having won in a casino? They spend the money on prostitutes.

Setting up an international network of hookers is too ambitious for a startup, so I thought adult movies for isk might do the trick or a start. This could later be be enhanced to a phone-sex service for isk (could be started on mumble servers) and even five-finger-army sponsored RL events like eve-themed gangbangs.

From a marketing perspective, this should prove to be perfect for both of us since we all know eves player demographics.

Somer received their gifts after they didn't need them anymore since they already made trillions from it, so I wondered if CCP is willing to sponsor projects likewise to be similarily profitable in advance.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-10-07 00:39:46 UTC
I don't care if this is a troll. I approve of this message and/or service.






Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Five Finger Army
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-10-07 00:55:01 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I don't care if this is a troll.





Absolutely not a troll - don't let my friendly appearance fool you, this is serious business.

Gambling and Prostitution - they're like Peas in a Pod.
Anomaly One
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-10-07 01:54:39 UTC
Make sure all the workers have an eve tattoo, preferably on their buttocks so everyone can see
Have them scream out "oh eve" between every move
Don't want all that hard work to go for nothing
SpoonRECKLESS
Beach Boys
The Minions.
#5 - 2013-10-07 01:57:15 UTC
Five Finger Army wrote:
After reading about how CCP is rewarding successful community sites like Somer Blink with isk, I tried to figure out a community service niche that might be equally successful.

Considering all rewards went to a gambling site, I thought hard and came to a conclusion.

What do people typically do after having won in a casino? They spend the money on prostitutes.

Setting up an international network of hookers is too ambitious for a startup, so I thought adult movies for isk might do the trick or a start. This could later be be enhanced to a phone-sex service for isk (could be started on mumble servers) and even five-finger-army sponsored RL events like eve-themed gangbangs.

From a marketing perspective, this should prove to be perfect for both of us since we all know eves player demographics.

Somer received their gifts after they didn't need them anymore since they already made trillions from it, so I wondered if CCP is willing to sponsor projects likewise to be similarily profitable in advance.



I can see it now Gankin That Booty vol 1. Bashin that poco with a loco latino vol 1.

Blue
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#6 - 2013-10-07 03:14:02 UTC
This thread is on it's way to greatness. +1 for awesome ideas.
Rich Uncle PennyBags
EVE Online Monopoly
#7 - 2013-10-07 04:06:01 UTC
I approve of this message and/or service.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#8 - 2013-10-07 04:15:15 UTC

Interesting ideas! You should throw CCP a grand opening party to show them the merits of such a project.

May I make a suggestion of my own? This is inspired from your gang banging idea....

The domain name EveBang.com is available. You could setup a service for consenting adults who play Eve to meet for sex. There are many such websites out there, even an app for finding Facebook friends that also want to bang. Eve desperately needs such a valuable service. It would not cost isk of course, but I'm sure an enterprising person could make money and isk within the laws and TOS.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-10-07 04:29:37 UTC
I want a Gallente themed room with a size 'M' Megathron costume. Thanks.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-10-07 05:39:03 UTC
Lol even if it is a troll post I like the idea behind it. _+1
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-10-07 05:51:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Infinity Ziona
+1 from me lol

Ganglinks take on a whole new meaning.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Tao Dolcino
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-10-07 06:19:49 UTC
Well, it's logical, casinos and prostitution are the two foundations of any respectable mafi... ahem... modern game editor...
BenDover
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-10-07 06:39:07 UTC
Don't forget to have a neat pile of cocai- *cough* I mean Crash booster sitting on the reception desk.
Five Finger Army
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-10-08 21:56:22 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:


Ganglinks take on a whole new meaning.


Great idea - maybe a threesome joint venture with some sex-toy manufacturer, five finger army and the eve store could be reached - the opportunities are endless:

Skirmish warfare link - evasive maneuvers (handcuffs with extra-long chains)
armored warfare link - passive defense (a rectal chastitiy belt)
electrified 'electronic superiority' dildos
'active shielding' condoms
'interdiction maneuvers' bondage equipment
'damage control' lubricant
'rapid repair' ointment...

I can already feel the 50 Imperial Issue Geddons rolling in...
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2013-10-08 22:07:48 UTC
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