Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

It was a wonderful weekend. We even got to see people act stupid. Also we helped save ships. It was worth it. We benevolent being which we are. Come to IMPTECH and talk to us. You'll never leave.

If you want to join IT, here is a little Null Sec tip (because that is where we live): Don't run complexes or sites AFK and always stay on Comms. It is Null Sec and things happen fast.

Also Null Sec quiz: When there is a humongous spike of neutrals or reds in Local, do you:

A. Keep Fighting your rats or site and hope they don't find you
B. Jump to a POS immediately which you happen to be aligned to already
C. Jump to the station immediately which you happen to be aligned to already
D. Pull an Ostrich and put your head in the sand because like Ostriches and 2yr olds, if you can't see them than they can't see you.
E. Jump to a stargate to get out
F. Assume Concord will protect you if you get attacked so the spike in Local is not a problem


Do you know the answer? It is a simple Null Sec question but an important one. Join IMPTECH channel and talk to us if you know the answer or want to learn more about a life on the edge! Because let's be honest, if you aren't living life in a GAME on the edge, you aren't really enjoying it.

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Join our channel and teach us oh wise one :)

Are you a big man? Huh... I'm talking to you!!!

Do you wake up in the morning and say "I'm gonna put on my 'Big Boy Pants'! Look I'm wearing a belt! I got 'Big Boy Pants' on!"

Do you have your 'Big Boy Pants' and a snack? Well do you?!? I sure hope you do because you'll need them living in Null Sec with us. So ask yourself, like many of our new recruits have done already, do you have what it takes to wear the 'Big Boy Pants'??

If so, come to IMPTECH and chat with us.

Here is a good example of what happens when you've made the move to Null Sec. It's contagious. P.S. We are the Tuna and invaders are the Lions.... Just watch it and you'll see because we now have a taste for Lion!!

Tuna vs. Lion video

A Tuna with a kelp mustache (aka our breathing apparatus) with ********* Autocannons..... Sounds like we have some petitioning to do to CCP!! Or we just create a fleet of 800lb Tuna and name them all a Tuna name!! BOOM!!

That is right, see all the amazing things we come up with on the fly. That is just how great we are. IMPTECH channel..... NOW!!

[Hugs Lee] It'll be okay Lee, you will be able to play with nice stuff again soon...

[Pimp Slaps the sh*t out of Lee] Snap out of it!!

That is how we help each other out of slumps. Tough love (which is one of Lee's favorite type)!!

lee boots has had all his shinny stuff taken away from him
Why and who would do this you ask ?
Corp members have done it and its all for my own good..
I seem to have a knack for lossing expensive ships and stuff due to no fault of my own

Honestly its not my fault, it just kinda happens, the eve gods are out t get me atm..

Oh and for once im going to talk about recruitment.
Its going awesomely... in fact i may even take a week or 2 off from it as we have had some fantastic guys join corp
and doing well.. we have turned a few away as personaly i didnt think they would fit in with us but those that do get through the door fit in well and find a helpful home with great guys willing to help each other and they are joining in the fun : )

\o/ IT....

To all those considering joining IT and our adventures in Null Sec, you must be warn. Not only might you loose some toys because of the constant threat of attack but you will also catch the contagious bug floating around which causes you to buy a ton of ships to always ensure you have the best ship for the job. This happens because situations are so diverse you never know what will come but also because Lee Boots and Virkman promote it. It is so contagious and fun!!! Today, the urge overtook me and within the last 24 hours I have bought 1.... 2....3....4..... 13! Yes, you heard me right, I bought 13 new ships (none of which I really needed right now) just because I wanted more toys in Null Sec.

Like I said, this was a fair warning!! So if you too want to have fun with toys, join the IMPTECH channel and have a talk with us.

Cheers

HAHA our plan worked! Not only is the bubble wrap protecting his pretty things in Eve, it is also protecting, accentuating and showing off his family jewels (aka twig and dingle berries) for his wife to enjoy (while at the say time getting frustrated by the childish popping JUST because they are there). See, we help in-game and out of game! We are that awesome. But this also proves once again that no matter how hard women try, we will always be boys at heart no matter what. As well as doing things which slightly annoy women but sometimes not enough to truly irritate them to the point of DEFCON 1.... [pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]..... Sorry, got distracted by the bubble wrap. Join IMPTECH and talk to us over the popping sounds! And you thought Virkman's bacon crisps were bad....

[pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]

i went to the doctors the other day & found out my new doctor is a young female drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "don't worry, i'm a professional - i've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong & i'll help you in any way i can . "I said, "I think my **** tastes funny"

WOOHOO!!!
Hope the wife doesnt read this