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Please Read , Matter of the Uttermost Importance

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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-09-29 12:22:33 UTC


It has come to my attention that some of you have been insulting my country,

My country of North Korea is 1000x better than ANY others countries in every possible way!


My eve online name is Yummy Yummy Yummy, but my real name is Kim Jong Un.

If you insult my country again I will consider it a declaration of War

Further more I will unleash my pet sleeper weapon that is in the USA right now!!

When I send a signal to him his programming will activate and he will go berserk!

Please do not hurt him though, while although Dennis Rodman is sleeper my agent weapon, he is also carrying my baby.


That will be all
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#2 - 2013-09-29 12:25:19 UTC
It's just not even funny.


No smiles were cracked while reading OP.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3 - 2013-09-29 13:13:58 UTC
This forum needs a substances test on login.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#4 - 2013-09-29 15:15:39 UTC
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Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#5 - 2013-09-29 18:26:15 UTC
Quote:
5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

Thread closed.

Also, 0/10.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department